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Total questions: 14

Worksheet time: 5mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

a)

wrap it in bubble wrap.

b)

Boil it first!

c)

Gently

d)

Concrete floors are very hard to crack!

2.

If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

a)

7 oranges and four apples

b)

More than your 5 a day.

c)

Large hands

d)

No bananas

3.

What often falls but never gets hurt?

a)

Children

b)

Stocks

c)

Temperature

d)

Rain

4.

If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?

a)

Blue

b)

Purple

c)

Green

d)

Wet

5.

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

a)

A frisbee

b)

A stick

c)

Not a very good boomerang.

d)

Boomewrong.

6.

Half of 99

a)

49

b)

48.5

c)

49.5

d)

44.5

7.

Which country did Britain fight in the War of Jenkins’ Ear?

a)

Spain

b)

Ireland

c)

France

d)

Belgium

8.

Are you a fire, air, water or earth sign if you were born under Aquarius?

a)

Fire

b)

Water

c)

Air

d)

Earth

9.

Outlawed from 1603 to 1774, which Scottish clan was known as the ‘Faceless Clan’?

a)

Campbell

b)

MacGregor

c)

MacLeod

d)

MacDonald

10.

The correct answer is A... hahhahah

a)

A

b)

A

c)

A

d)

A

11.

Best Looking Ginger in AMXL?

a)

Wilson

b)

Paris

c)

Pope

d)

Oppong

12.

In what sort of shop and in which street, did the Great fire of London break out in 1666

a)

Shoe shop in Church Lane

b)

Bakers shop in Pudding Lane

c)

Clocksmiths in Kettle Lane

d)

Tailors shop Oxford Lane

13.

In which branch of the military did Stephen Pope serve?

a)

Army

b)

Navy

c)

Air Force

d)

Space Cadets

14.

Name the number that is 3 more than one-fifth of one-tenth of 5000?

a)

503

b)

103

c)

53

d)

108