Worksheetsstuff
Total questions: 15
Worksheet time: 8mins
Name
Class
Date
1.
What is patrick???
a)
A Starfish
b)
A star
c)
A Sponge
d)
A squid
2.
What are those?
a)
IDK
b)
Adiadis
c)
NIke
d)
Jordan
3.
What has a head and a tail but no body?
a)
A penny
b)
A worm
c)
Idk
4.
If you feed me I get bigger but if you give me a drink I'll die, what am I?
a)
fire
b)
worm
c)
Kobe
d)
Idk
5.
Mike was 6'5 and wore 11 in shoes he was an assistant at an butcher shop what did he weigh?
a)
126 lbs
b)
230lbs
c)
Meat
d)
Cows
6.
Mary's mom had 5 kids. May, June, July, August. Who is the 5th kid?
a)
April
b)
September
c)
Mary
d)
January
7.
A little girl kicks a soccer ball. It goes 10 feet and comes back to her. How is this possible?
a)
She kicked it.
b)
She threw it.
c)
She didn't.
8.
A is the father of B. But B is not the son of A. How’s that possible?
a)
B is fake.
b)
B is a myth
c)
B is the daughter
d)
B is a imbreed
9.
A rooster laid an egg on top of the barn roof. Which way did it roll?
a)
It didn't roosters dont lay eggs.
b)
Down
c)
To the side.
10.
A truck driver is going down a one way street the wrong way, and passes at least ten cops. Why is he not caught?
a)
Because he was not driving. He’s walking on the sidewalk.
b)
Because he's blind.
c)
They cops tried to stop him, he's just deaf
d)
The cops didn't care.
11.
An electric train is moving north at 100mph and a wind is blowing to the west at 10mph. Which way does the smoke blow?
a)
South east
b)
South
c)
There is no smoke with an electric train.
d)
South west
12.
How can a man go eight days without sleep?
a)
Sleeping during the night.
b)
You're A GOAT.
c)
You don't.
13.
How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
a)
The egg wont crack the egg the floor
b)
You can't
14.
How much dirt is there in a hole 3 feet deep, 6 ft long and 4 ft wide?
a)
There isn't.
b)
72 cubic feet
c)
IDK
15.
If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall,how long would it take four men to build it?
a)
None
b)
20 hours
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