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Jokes

Total questions: 11

Worksheet time: 6mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What is a balloons nightmare music

a)

Pop

b)

rap

c)

Country

d)

Jazz

2.

What is the king of all school supplies

a)

Ruler

b)

The tape

c)

The pencil

3.
what did the couch say to the team of snakes?
a)
you can't venom all
b)
you can't win them all
4.
is this a  joke:
yo mama so big she can't sit on a toilet
a)
false
b)
true
5.

What happens when you Flop in the NBA?

a)

Get fined

b)

Foul

c)

Nothing

d)

Get kicked out

6.
Why Didnt the skelaten go to the party?
a)
He Didnt have no body to go with
b)
he lost
c)
to get some thin to drink
7.
A+B+C-2 = ?
a)
4 = D
b)
1 = A
c)
26 = Z
8.
  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
9.
If kaliyah was in 4th grade and she was 10. How old would she be if she was in 12th grade?
a)
200
b)
120
10.
why does Patrick scream
a)
he's looking for spongebob
b)
someone ate his crabby pattey
c)
hes plain dumb
d)
hes mad because crabby patties are no more
11.
what do you get when you cross a chicken turkey and a duck
a)
dress
b)
churkeek
c)
pop rock
d)
fan