"Even miracles take a little time."

"There's magic in the air tonight, and anything can happen."

"This isn't just my vacation. It's a vacation with me and my best buddy."

"You know how men are. They think "no" means "yes", and "get lost" means "Take me, I'm yours."

"At times like this, my buddy like to say, You've got to put your behind in your past."

"Pull the lever, Kronk."

"This is awkward. Not "you're awkward." But just 'cause we're... I'm awkward. You're gorgeous. Wait, wait?

"Ohana means family. "Family" means nobody gets left behind or forgotten."

"Curiouser and curiouser."

"What's wrong? I thought you liked Frog's Breath!"

"I know funny. I'm a clownfish!"

"Listen. For a thousand years, I've only been thinking about keepin' this hair silky, getting my hook, and being awesome, again."

"What can I say? The camera loves me!"

"You are one dynamite gal."

"Normal? What do you know about normal? What does anyone in this family know about "normal"? We act normal Mom; I want to be normal!"

"I have some questions for you and you are not leaving this city until they are answered!"

"First rule of leadership; everything is your fault."

"One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister. "

"They just can't get my nose right!"

"I am a robot. I can't be offended."

"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think."