Chicken that tastes like candy corn

Candy corn that tastes like chicken

Eat all hot foods cold

eat all cold foods melted and tepid

Never shower but always have clean clothes

Always shower but never have clean clothes

Paper towels as TP

Paper towels to blow your nose

Music festival for a week

Family dinner for a month

Young from the neck up and old from the neck down

Old from the neck up and young from the neck down

Itch you can't reach

Song stuck in your head

You always smell like cheese

Everyone else smells like cheese

Mumble rap

Sponge Bob

Type and text slowly

Read slowly

Future

Past

Breathe under water

Fly like a bird

Skateboard foot

Multi-tool hand

Pet dragon

Pet shark

Tropical island

Mountain cabin

Free item at restaurant

Free item at clothing/shoe store

Know celebrity crush before they were famous

Friends with crush in alternate reality

$1,000,000

$500

Give up showering/ bathing

Give up Wi-Fi and internet