WorksheetsJoke Day
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 5mins
Why did the chicken cross the road?
to go to Burger King
to go to school
to get to the other side
to find his car
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
because he was bigger
because 7, 8 (ate), 9
because he was flat on top
because he was older
What do you call a pig that does karate?
pork chop
petunia
wilbur
batman
What happens when an egg laughs?
it gets scrambled
it gets fried
it cracks up
it goes splat
How did the farmer fix his overalls?
with a cabbage patch
he sewed them
he didn't fix them
his mom did it
what do you call a cow with no legs?
ground beef
Harry
Susie
short
Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
to get squashed
he wasn't peeling good
to find the apple
to get his medicine
What do you call a boomerang the won't come back?
tired
Boomer
a stick
dead
Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby?
she didn't know the words
she was a little hoarse/horse
she didn't have a mouth
she didn't want to
Why do fish like to eat worms?
because they get hooked on them
because they taste good
because they squirm
because they are hungry
