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Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 3mins
What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-Snore!
Asleep dino
A sleeping dog
A sleeping beast
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Chip
Color chip
Rocket car
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells like diarrhea!
Between us, something sicks
Between us, something I am hunger!
Between us, something smells!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
You are hot
Dinner is on me!
I love you
You are too cold
Why did the student eat his/her homework?
Because teacher told him/her it was a none homework!
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of candy.
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of cake!
Because teacher told him/her it was lomond pines.
Two pickels fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Diarrhea
It a tie
I love you
Dill with it.
How do you stop an astronut's baby from crying?
You sing him/her a song
You rocket!
You give him/her a milk
Do not cry
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 5
Because 7 ate 9
Becasue 7, 8 , 9
Because 8 ate 7
What do you call a duck that gets all A's
Hot water
A palm tree
Because it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull
A wise Quacker
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A coconut tree
A palm tree!
A strader tree
An apple tree
