If you haven't showered in a year how many showers do you take?

If you roll around in dead fish what will you smell like?

If you go to the dump what do smell like?

If you smell like dog what do you do?

If you are going on a date and you smell bad what do you do?

If you smell garbage what does it smell like?

If you smell good what do you do?

If you get stuck in a trash can what do you?

If you eat trash what are you?