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WorksheetsChristmas Jokes
Total questions: 30
Worksheet time: 15mins
What did Santa do when he went speed dating?
Santa walking backwards!
He was picking his nose!
He pulled a cracker!
A Holly Davidson!
Why was the snowman looking through the carrots?
Santa walking backwards!
He was picking his nose!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
A Holly Davidson!
Why was the elf upset?
Santa walking backwards!
Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
A Holly Davidson!
What goes “Oh, Oh, Oh”?
Santa walking backwards!
Snowflakes!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
A Holly Davidson!
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
Tinsilitis!
Snowflakes!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
A Holly Davidson!
What do snowmen have for breakfast?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
Snowflakes!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
A Holly Davidson!
What carol is heard in the desert?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
No Brussels!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Idaho-ho-ho!
What is Santa’s favourite place to deliver presents?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
No Brussels!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Idaho-ho-ho!
What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?
Santa walking backwards!
He was picking his nose!
He pulled a cracker!
A rebel without a Claus
Who is Santa's least favourite reindeer?
Rude-olph
No Brussels!
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Idaho-ho-ho!
How does Santa take photos?
Rude-olph
With his Pole-aroid camera
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Idaho-ho-ho!
How do elves get from floor to floor?
He had low elf-esteem
In the elf-avator.
He has private elf care.
Idaho-ho-ho!
Where does Santa cash his cheques?
At the snow bank
No Brussels!
He has private elf care.
Idaho-ho-ho!
What do you call a cat who works at the north pole?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
The elf-abet.
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Santa Claws.
What do Santa's elves learn in school?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
The elf-abet.
It’s Christmas, Eve!
Santa Claws.
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
‘O camel ye faithful!’
The elf-abet.
It’s Christmas, Eve!
The Christmas alphabet has No-el.es
What does Santa write on his Christmas Cards
‘O camel ye faithful!’
The elf-abet.
Subordinate clauses.
The Christmas alphabet has No-el.es
What do you call Santa when he takes a break?
Santa Pause.
Tinsil-itis!
Subordinate clauses.
The Christmas alphabet has No-el.es
What does Mrs. Claus say to Santa when there are clouds in the sky?
Santa Pause.
Tinsil-itis!
It looks like rain, deer.
Do you smell carrots?
How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?
Santa Pause.
He refers to his calen-deer.
It looks like rain, deer.
Do you smell carrots?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Ice caps!
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
It looks like rain, deer.
Do you smell carrots?
What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?
Ice caps!
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
It looks like rain, deer.
Santapplause!
What’s the difference between Santa and a knight?
Ice caps!
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
He uses Comet.
Santapplause!
What is Santa’s favorite pizza?
Ice caps!
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!
Santapplause!
What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?
Ice caps!
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
One that’s deep-pan, crisp and even!
Present
What’s a female elf called?
Shelf
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
It looks like rain, deer.
Santapplause!
What kind of music do elves like best?
Shelf
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
Wrap music
Santapplause!
What do you call an elf with a skin disease?
Shelf
One slays the dragon, the other drags the sleigh.
Wrap music
Leper-chaun
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Shelf
Toy-ota
Wrap music
Leper-chaun
What kind of cars do elves drive?
Shelf
Toy-ota
Wrap music
Leper-chaun
