I planned out our whole day. First we'll make snow angels for two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse cookie dough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

There's a certain magic that comes with the very first snow. For when the first snow is also a Christmas snow, well, something wonderful is about to happen.

Yes! Yes I do! I like Christmas! I love Christmas!

I never thought it was such a bad little tree. It's not bad at all really. Maybe it just needs a little love.

You'll shoot your eye out kid!

Merry Christmas you filthy animal.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Just remember, the true spirit of Christmas lies in your heart.

I believe, I believe. It's silly but I believe.

“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! And when I wake up, I'm gettin' a CAT scan!”

I’ll just be hanging around the mistletoe, hoping to be kissed.

What if Christmas, he thought, doesn't come from a store. What if Christmas ... perhaps ... means a little bit more!

I don't know what to say, but it's Christmas, and we're all in misery.

You're skipping Christmas! Isn't that against the law?

“Cheer up, dude. It’s Christmas.”

“Just because I cannot see it, doesn’t mean I can’t believe it!”

"Rats. Nobody sent me a Christmas card today. I almost wish there weren’t a holiday season. I know nobody likes me. Why do we have to have a holiday season to emphasize it?"

"Now don't any of you worry your heads about Santa, Mrs. Claus will have him plenty fattened up before Christmas Eve. It's always the same story."

"You are really Santa, right?"

"No, I'm an accountant. I wear this ****** thing as a fashion statement, alright?"