You're as cuddly as a cactus

You're as charming as an eel

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch

Your heart's an empty hole

Your brain is full of spiders

I wouldn’t touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You have termites in your smile,

You’re a nasty wasty skunk,

Your heart is full of unwashed socks

Your heart’s a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots,

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable mangled up in tangled up knots!