"Maybe Christmas... doesn't come from a store. Maybe Christmas . . .means a little bit more!"

''Oh, Christmas isn't just a day, it's a frame of mind and that's what's been changing..."

"Bah, humbug!"

"I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins."

“Looks great. Little full, lotta sap.”

"Look, Daddy. Teacher says, every time a bell rings an angel gets his wings."

"First we’ll make snow angels for two hours, then we’ll go ice skating..."

"It's not going in our yard, Russ...it's going in our living room."

"Blast this Christmas music. It’s joyful and triumphant."

"Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back."

"This house is full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up & get married, Im living alone."

"You’re skipping Christmas! Isn’t that against the law?"

"Get you something to eat, drive you into the middle of nowhere, and leave you for dead?"

"Beat that, ya little trout sniffer."

"Francisco! That's fun to say!"

"Deb, you have such a pretty face, you should be on a Christmas card."

"Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved."

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid."

"If We Go Straight On This Road And We Hit I-94...?"