Senator Jones says that we should not fund the attack submarine program. I disagree entirely! He is a Democrat and doesn't know what he is talking about.

The Bridges of Madison County must be a good book, it was on the bestseller list for over 50 weeks.

Andy: "Hey, what's with all this junk food you bought? You're always railing at me about eating healthy."

Aunt Jo: "Don't fuss--it was on sale."

Bill purchases a new Mac and it works fine for months. He then installs a new piece of software. The next time he starts up his Mac it freezes. Bill concludes that the software must be the cause of the freeze.

Socrates' arguments about human excellence are rubbish. What could a man as ugly as he know about humane excellence.

If you vote for me I can fix all of our school's problems.

Children of faculty are brats. I baby-sit for one of my professors and his children are spoiled and demanding.

Three teens at Concord had car accidents last year which proves that teens are really dangerous behind the wheel.

I looked on wikipedia and it says that performance is a dying art; therefore, it must be true.

I was assigned a personal trainer at the Rec, and he gave me a new workout program. But I don't have any confidence in his expertise since he has obvious trouble controlling his own appetite.

A man owns a Ford truck. It breaks down. A friend of his reports that he once had a Ford that also broke down. The two men reason that all Fords must be unreliable, shoddy vehicles.

A black cat crossed Joe's path and later that day his computer crashed. If it weren't for that cat, his computer would still be working.

You can't give me a C! I'm not a C student!

"I think that we should make the academic requirements stricter for students. I recommend that you support this because we are in a budget crisis and we do not want our salaries affected."