Appropriate, clean and professional

Baggy, dirty and smelly

Whatever you want to wear

Doesn't matter as long as you have a name-badge on so the interviewer will know your name.

So the interviewer knows your fashionable

So the interviewer fancies you

It gives the interviewer their first impression of how you present yourself professionally.

So you get hired on the spot

Calm and collected during the interview

Excited and yelling your points during the interview

Shy and mumbling when you speak during the interview

Aggressive and assertive during the interview.

Smile

Swear

Shake their hand

Make eye contact

Slump and slouch

Sit up right and smile

Take your shoes off and put them on the chair

Cross your legs on the chair

Have a notebook of answers to the questions they will ask open during the interview

Ask why the company is bothering to interview anyone else

Ask when you're going to get the job

Prepare some questions of your own to ask the interviewer

Bring extra copies of your resume and qualifications just in case.

Bring your parents/guardians to back up your claims

Bring perfume/aftershave into the interview.

Ask if the interviewer wants gum (their breath stinks!)

Swear and curse

Stumble and mumble

Collect yourself and try your best

Cry

Have you got my references through yet?

What types of skills is the team missing that you’re looking to fill with a new hire?

When will I hear from you?

Did I do well?