A clerk who steals money from her company justifies her actions by saying that the company has been overcharging customers for years.

Parent: Your curfew is at 10 pm tonight.

Teenager: But the party doesn't even start until 9:00.

Parent: It's a school night, so you need to be home by 10:00.

Teenager: You just want me to be unpopular! You don't care about my happiness!

He may be a qualified candidate, but he has tattoos, so I won't vote for him.

Marie made fun of Sarah's shoes yesterday. Today, Sarah makes fun of Marie's haircut and tells her teacher that it should be okay because of what Marie did yesterday.

In government, arguing for raising taxes - "We need more revenue to support the programs that we have. Children are our future. Let's support children."

Fruits and vegetables are part of a healthy diet. After all, a healthy eating plan includes fruits and vegetables.

When Cory gets caught for speeding, he tells the police officer that three people just passed him traveling faster than he was.

The greatest thing we can do is to love each other. Love is better than any other emotion.

My brother likes to eat a lot of pizza and French fries, and he is healthy, I can say that pizza and French fries are healthy and don't really make a person fat.

If I eat this doughnut today, I'll probably eat another doughnut tomorrow. If I eat one doughnut tomorrow, I might eat several donuts the next day.

"Have you stopped mistreating your pet?". This is an example of

Donate to my campaign if you care about the future.

A little boy says that his friends should not go swimming in a river because his Mama said there were germs in the river.

Guns are like hammers—they're both tools with metal parts that could be used to kill someone.