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WorksheetsTheology Chapter 6 Part 2
Total questions: 30
Worksheet time: 15mins
What is the ‘Agony in the Garden’?
When Mary was told she would bare a son
Where Jesus was hung up on the cross
Where Jesus was betrayed and arrested
When Joseph had a bad dream about Jesus
Why is it ironic that in the Gospel of John, Jesus is meant by His enemies with torches?
Because it wasn't dark outside
Because evil was met with light
Because Jesus was burned right before they put the crown of thorns on His head
Because God is a pyromaniac
Why is it significant that the Agony in the Garden is in a ‘garden’?
In the first garden, Adda met the devil and in the second story, Jesus met a penguin
In the first garden, Jesus met a type of evil and in the next one, Adam met the devil
Because in every painting of Mary there are flowers
In the first garden, Adam met the devil and in the second story, Jesus met a type of evil
Why did all 500 soldiers fall to the ground?
Because he was God
Because they were tired
Because their legs were broken
Because it was Jesus
For the Romans, what happens when someone is ‘scourged’?
They are burned
They are burned on a pillar
They were beaten on a pillar
They are crowned with thorns
What was unique about the crown of thorns in Jesus’ Passion?
It was unique to Jesus’s death because they were mocking him as “King of the Jews”
Trick question, it was not unique. All prisoners and villains are crowned with thorns to remind them that going against their monarchs rules is punishable
Originally, why were criminals hung on crosses?
So that they would suffocate on pure air
So that they would not be touching holy ground
So that they would not be touching the monarch's land
So that they could feel the nice breeze
What was the point of offering Jesus ‘wine mixed with myrrh’ and why did He reject it?
Because it was a sin to have alcohol
Because it was sour
Because He did not want to look weak in front of His mother
Because it was supposed to relieve some of the pain
Why did they break the victim’s legs at crucifixions?
So that they would die faster because they could not push themselves up to breathe
Because they could
So that they could be in even more pain than before
So that they could say they were only half their usual (what?)
Name two reasons why Jesus would choose to die by crucifixion.
It was what Mary wanted
It was a public death
Was the greatest suffering
It was cool
What was the literal and spiritual sense of Jesus saying “I thirst”?
Jesus thirsts to save our minds
Jesus thirsts to save our souls
Jesus is just genuinely thirsty
Jesus is a vampire and he kept seeing all that blood everywhere
Pick one of the prefigurations of Jesus’ death and explain it.
Jesus is tired after dying so he takes a nap in the tomb
This is my quiz and I can put anything I want to
Wedding at Cana, Mary tells Jesus that there is no more wine so he turns the water into wine
Wedding at Baha, Mary tells Jesus that there is no more wine so he turns the blood into wine
At the Last Supper, Jesus instituted the sacrament of ______ in order to perpetuate _______.
holy orders, his sacrifice
His sarcasm, holy oddities
hangman, old ornate jewelry
JESIUS and JSIIS
Who is Melchizedek and what is he known for?
First man on the surface of Mars
First track runner to run a mile in under a minute (WOW!)
First priest in the bible to offer bodies and blood as a sacrificial meal
First priest in the bible to offer bread and wine as a sacrificial meal
In John 6, why are the Jewish people asking for a sign like the manna?
They were looking for a meal like the one Moses made for them
They were looking for a prophet like Moose
They were looking for a prophet like Moses
They were looking for God to feed them
What is the significance of the Jewish people ‘murmuring’ against Jesus?
The Jewish people murmured to Moses and since they did it to Jesus, it connects them (Manna and the Eucharist)
The people liked to murmur because when the wrote that they did it, the word looked cool
The Jewish people murmured to Jesus because they liked the sound it made if it echoed
The Jewish people screamed to Moses and since they did it to Jesus, it connects them (Manna and the Eucharist)
Why do the people say in John 6 “This is a difficult teaching”?
Weird
Because Jesus asks them to eat him
Because its called CATABOLISM!!! (no its not, that's not right, I can't spell words)
C. A. N. N. I. B. A. L. I. S. M. (there we go)
What does esthio mean and how does Jesus use it?
To eat. It is used aggressively
To gnaw. It is very graphic
To eat. It is used regularly
To gnaw. It is very regular
What does trogo mean and how does Jesus use it?
To gnaw. It is very genial
To eat. It is used regularly
To gnaw. It is very graphic
To eat. It is used prettily
Why did his followers leave Jesus in John 6?
Because they got bored
Because they decided He was too confusing
Because they did not want to drink His blood
Because they did not want to eat His flesh (ew)
Finish this sentence: Jesus died for ________, but rose for_________.
our sins, our pride
himself, his family
pizza, ranch
our sins, our salvation
What is the Last Judgment and name one place it is in the Bible
The day of the Lord. When the people will rise again.
The day when God will take all the people in purgatory and choose which way they go
The day zombies will take over the world
That one day in the one part of the Bible
Explain how the Resurrection is a ‘historical event’?
Time Travel
There were historians present
There were 500+ witnesses at once.
The flux capacitor
Explain how the Resurrection is a ‘transcendent event’?
It goes beyond our understanding of the GOD!
WHAAAAT????
Idk (honest truth)
It goes beyond our understanding of the space/time continuum (sound sifi).
Why did John let Peter go in the tomb first?
To show papal authority.
He was Jesus's closest friend
He needed to show that Peter is a far superior name
Jesus asked him to
Before Jesus Ascended into Heaven, what did He promise to send?
The key to life, the universe, and everything. 42.
Another Son
God
The Holy Spirit.
Why did Peter go back to fishing after Jesus died?
To fulfill a prophecy
Because it was a symbol for working to go to heaven
Jesus had not told him to do anything else.
Because he was done with his mission
Before Jesus Ascended - how many fish did He help them catch and what does that symbolize?
153. Fishers of all humans
40. Fishers of all humans
12. Fishers of all humans
400. Fishers of all humans
Why did Jesus ask Peter if he loved Him three times?
To fulfill a prophecy
Jesus did not answer him the first two times
There were different words for love.
Just like love he also denied Jesus 3 times
What do we consider the birthday of the Church and how many people were Baptized on that day?
Passover Sunday, 3,000.
Pentecost Sunday, 7,040.
Passover Sunday, 7,040.
Pentecost Sunday, 3,000.
