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Worksheet time: 23mins
What is a cats favourite colour ???
piiii-nk
purrr-ple
bllll-ue
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant
sephant
swimming trunks
bathing suit
bread
why cant a skelton cross the road
has no bones
has no guts
doesn't have the guts to do it
no brain
how does a penguin build its house
it makes
glues
hammers it
it glues
What is fast loud and crunchy?
A rocket shop
A rocket ship
A rocket chip
What do you call a pig that does karate??
pork chop
karate pig
karate pork
Why didn't the orange win the race ???
because it ran out of juice
because it felt like it
i don't know
boq
what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???
where's my popcorn
what's poppin'
i love u
why are you so big
How do you catch a squirrel ???
climb the tree
imagine your a nut
climb the tree and think like a nut
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
What would a chinese billionare say ???
cha-ching
money-money-money
don't touch mi money
don't touch me !!!!!
Son : there is someone at the door & he wants money for his water polo community !!!
Dad : ok then give him a glass of water
Dad : ok i don't care just shut the door in his face
Dad : ok then give him money
Dad : ok then give him 1c
What happens when you Flop in the NBA?
Get fined
Foul
Nothing
Get kicked out
Where can you Shoot?
Three point line
Free throw
Half court
Anywhere
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 5
Because 7 ate 9
Becasue 7, 8 , 9
Because 8 ate 7
What do you call a duck that gets all A's
Hot water
A palm tree
Because it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull
A wise Quacker
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A coconut tree
A palm tree!
A strader tree
An apple tree
What fruit comes out of a pine tree?
Pine Fruit
Pinapples
apples
all of the above
What do cows like to drink?
MILK
MILKshakes
MOOshake
chocolate
What do monkeys like to do?
unlock doors with keys
climb trees
eat bananas
eat fruit
What place do clouds want to be at?
A Desert
A Beach
A Rainforest
A City
Which door would you go through?
A door with fire on the other side
A door with a Lion who hasn't eaten for a year on the other side
A door with a Hunter on the other side
Who has the biggest skull
A baby human
A Giraffe
An adult human
SKELLuton
What has a purple tonge and is yellow with brown spots?
An alien
A Giraffe
A yellow cow
A Jaguar
What is an uncles wife?
an ant
A little girl
A lady you do not know
A lady who is famous
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He didn't have no body to go with
He wasn't invited
He didn't feel like it
Why are parallel lines sad?
They have so much in common and will never meet.
They are related to math
what are those
Twinkle toes
shoes
The picture corresponds to which kind of entertainment?
Go to the park
Go sightseeing
Go to the movies
Which of the actions below corespond to "Fly a Kite"?
The image pictured here corresponds to "Read"
True
False
what game is this
fortnigh
lego
roblox
minecraft
what ship ts this
bratanic
ss caleforna
titanic
rms titanic
what move is this
frozen
project mc2
frozen 2
frozen ll
What is the most known dance in Among Us?
Killed dance
Distraction dance
Imposter dance
None of the above
How many MAX number of imposters that can be in a game?
2
1
3
100 (only as a mod)
100
Which game is more popular?
Roblox
Minecraft
Among Us
All of the above
