Perform as many tasks as possible

Have elaborate comments to explain what it does

Be short, not complex and do one thing

Have a short name

Contain all the implementations

Never be used with constants

Be used as much as possible

Call functions that contain the implementations

Can be used when names are not meaningful

Should be added before every function

Should be replaced with self explanatory code

Make up for bad code

Being petty

Communication

Performance

Security

To keep the code well organised

For better performance

So they'll do only one thing

To reduce cognitive complexity

Agility

Rigidity

Opacity

Fragility

Someone else

That guy from accounting

Uncle Bob

Someone who cares