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Total questions: 62

Worksheet time: 31mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

What is a cats favourite colour ???

a)

piiii-nk

b)

purrr-ple

c)

bllll-ue

2.

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

a)

hi bud

b)

hi baby

c)

hi little

d)

hi flower

3.

What do you call a duck that steals ???

a)

a robber duck

b)

a stealer

c)

a duck that steals

4.
  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
5.
Why is the cow afraid.....
a)
He was a Cow-herd
b)
he was a Cow herd
6.

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

a)

sephant

b)

swimming trunks

c)

bathing suit

d)

bread

7.

why cant a skelton cross the road

a)

has no bones

b)

has no guts

c)

doesn't have the guts to do it

d)

no brain

8.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
a)
non-spaghetti
b)
the noodles
c)
vegetables
d)
an im-pasta
9.
Why did the mushroom go to the party?
a)
Because he liked the music.
b)
Because he had pizza.
c)
Because he was a fungi.
d)
Because his mom made him go.
10.
What do you call birds that stick together?
a)
Vel-crows
b)
Jay birds
c)
Sticky buns
d)
Tape birds
11.
What did the sea monster eat?
a)
Israel
b)
Octopus
c)
Fisher and chips
d)
Fish and ships
12.

how does a penguin build its house

a)

it makes

b)

glues

c)

hammers it

d)

it glues

13.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a)
A sleepasaur
b)
Snoralax
c)
Niterex
d)
A dino-snore
14.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
a)
Ketchup!
b)
You can't beat me!
c)
Loser!
d)
Hurry Up!
15.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a)
A sleepasaur
b)
Snoralax
c)
Niterex
d)
A dino-snore
16.

What is fast loud and crunchy?

a)

A rocket shop

b)

A rocket ship

c)

A rocket chip

17.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
a)
Ketchup!
b)
You can't beat me!
c)
Loser!
d)
Hurry Up!
18.

What is a cats favourite colour ???

a)

piiii-nk

b)

purrr-ple

c)

bllll-ue

19.
  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
20.

What do you call a pig that does karate??

a)

pork chop

b)

karate pig

c)

karate pork

21.

What is a cats favourite colour ???

a)

piiii-nk

b)

purrr-ple

c)

bllll-ue

22.

Why didn't the orange win the race ???

a)

because it ran out of juice

b)

because it felt like it

c)

i don't know

d)

boq

23.

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

a)

hi bud

b)

hi baby

c)

hi little

d)

hi flower

24.

what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???

a)

where's my popcorn

b)

what's poppin'

c)

i love u

d)

why are you so big

25.

Why didn't the orange win the race ???

a)

because it ran out of juice

b)

because it felt like it

c)

i don't know

d)

boq

26.

What do you call a duck that steals ???

a)

a robber duck

b)

a stealer

c)

a duck that steals

27.

what did the little corn tell the mamma corn ???

a)

where's my popcorn

b)

what's poppin'

c)

i love u

d)

why are you so big

28.

How do you catch a squirrel ???

a)

climb the tree

b)

imagine your a nut

c)

climb the tree and think like a nut

29.

What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???

a)

guardians of the galaxy

b)

guardians of a samsung shop

c)

guardians of space

d)

police that guard samsung shops

30.

What would a chinese billionare say ???

a)

cha-ching

b)

money-money-money

c)

don't touch mi money

d)

don't touch me !!!!!

31.

Son : there is someone at the door & he wants money for his water polo community !!!

a)

Dad : ok then give him a glass of water

b)

Dad : ok i don't care just shut the door in his face

c)

Dad : ok then give him money

d)

Dad : ok then give him 1c

32.

What happens when you Flop in the NBA?

a)

Get fined

b)

Foul

c)

Nothing

d)

Get kicked out

33.

Where can you Shoot?

a)

Three point line

b)

Free throw

c)

Half court

d)

Anywhere

34.

How many mansions does LeBron Jame's have.

a)

Non

b)

3

c)

20

d)

122

35.

Who won the 2019 Slam dunk contest?

a)

Blake Griffin

b)

Seth Curry

c)

Hamidou Diallo

d)

James Harden

36.

Who was the best NBA player ever?

a)

Micheal Jordan

b)

Seth Curry

c)

Stephen Curry

d)

Russel Westbrook

37.

Who won the 2019 Three point contest

a)

Stephen Curry

b)

Joe Harris

c)

Jame Harden

d)

Buddy Hield

38.

WHo slipped on a wide open Dunk?

a)

Stephen Curry

b)

Jame Harden

c)

Seth Curry

d)

Shaquille O'Neal

39.

Who broke the Basketball hoop?

a)

Shaquille O'Neal

b)

James Harden

c)

Seth curry

d)

Michael Jordan

40.

Who holds the highest Career points in the NBA?

a)

Stephen Curry

b)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

c)

Seth Curry

d)

Michael Jordan

41.

What is the Official NBA size ball?

a)

29.5 circumference

b)

1 Circumference

c)

12 Circumference

d)

1,000,000,000 Circumference

42.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

(a)  

43.
What is the volume of a cylinder with radius z and depth a?
a)
pi z z a 
b)
15 cm3
44.
Why is 7 afraid of 9?
a)
Because 7 ate 9
b)
It's Bigger
45.
If you are cold how can you warm up?
a)
Sit in the corner its 90 degrees!
b)
Do your warm up!
46.

Why did the computer go to the doctor?

a)

It had a fever.

b)

It was overheating.

c)

It had a virus.

d)

It was sick.

47.

Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

a)

Are you ok?

b)

Dill with it.

c)

Ouch!

d)

I'm a sweet pickle.

48.

What building in Toledo has the most stories?

a)

The Toledo Building

b)

Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School

c)

The Empire State Building

d)

The Public Library

49.

Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?

a)

Are you ok?

b)

Dill with it.

c)

Ouch!

d)

I'm a sweet pickle.

50.

How does a scientist freshen her breath?

a)

with TicTacs

b)

with science gum

c)

with experi-"mints"

d)

with her science magic

51.

What do you call a funny mountain?

a)

hysterical

b)

a jokester

c)

"hill"arious

d)

a comedian

52.

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?

a)

a stamp

b)

a naughty child

c)

the broom

d)

a lamp

53.

What do you call a funny mountain?

a)

hysterical

b)

a jokester

c)

"hill"arious

d)

a comedian

54.

What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?

a)

a stamp

b)

a naughty child

c)

the broom

d)

a lamp

55.

What is a computers favorite snack?

a)

computer chips

b)

nacho chips

c)

potato chips

d)

corn chips

56.

How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?

a)

with super glue

b)

with a needle and thread

c)

you can't fix a cracked pumpkin

d)

with a pumpkin patch

57.

Why aren't dogs good dancers?

a)

they have two right feet

b)

they have two left feet

c)

they have four legs

d)

they can't do ballet

58.

Why couldn't the man book a hotel room on the moon?

a)

because it was full

b)

because he didn't have a credit card

c)

because he didn't have any money

d)

because the moon was out of space

59.

What do you call an old snowman?

a)

Gramps

b)

Old Snow

c)

Water

d)

Geezer

60.

What do you call an old snowman?

a)

Gramps

b)

Old Snow

c)

Water

d)

Geezer

61.

Why are robots never afraid?

a)

they have lots of guts

b)

they don't have a brain

c)

they aren't ever nervous

d)

they have nerves of steel

62.

Why did the cabbage win the race?

a)

because it was ahead

b)

because it was in the lead

c)

because it ate a good breakfast

d)

because it was green