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Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, Hard all around. What am I ?
BED
sofa
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Fruit
Egg
Vegetable
all of the above
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
Candle
Ice cream
What is full of holes but still holds water?
Bee Hive
Sponge
Water bottle
Glass
What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?
Your Future
Atmosphere
Air
Your safety Bubble
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
Cloud
A promise
Stone
PLanet
man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?
He had a umbrella
He was wairing a hat
He was Bald
What can you keep after giving to someone?
Your word
Your Tissue
What is the word that people use but you don't use it?
Your name
Your Sir name
both of them
I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?
A random man
A barber
A shopkeeper
What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?
An Echo
A voice
A whistle
I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?
A shop
A school
A bank
What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???
guardians of the galaxy
guardians of a samsung shop
guardians of space
police that guard samsung shops
What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?
Cheetahs
Lions
Leopards
Jaguars
What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?
A Minnie Van
A Convertible
A Toyota
A Honda
What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?
Batman
Superman
Captain America
Spiderman
Why did the boy bury his flashlight?
Because he wanted to light up the ground.
Because he didn't like it.
Because the batteries died.
Because he wanted to hide it.
How do we know that the ocean is friendly?
It's wet.
It's big.
It's salty.
It waves.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Think carefully.
Because every play has a cast!
Because we want them to hurt themselves.
Because we want them to laugh
Because every star has a cast
Why did Darth Vador cross the road?
Spell correctly
(a)
What flies without wings?
Hint is in the photo.
wings
pigs
clock
time
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
whats the safest room in the house
the living room
the hall
your room
Guest room
what becomes bigger when you take more out of it
grass
a hole
what can you not eat for breakfast
lunch
lunch and dinner
What month of the year has 28 days?
febuary
none
all of them
What gets wet while drying?
none
you
towel
all
David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?
none
David
cracle
snap
all
I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?
fether
you
your breath
none
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?
Fish
Grass
Jellyfish
None of the above
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
None of them
Sour puss
Soup
Mustard
What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?
Music
Cool music
option 1
Both of them 1,2
What always sleeps with its shoes on?
Horse
Dog
Cat
Mouse
What are vampires?
Dracula
A pain in neck
Option 1
Both 1,2
What are 2 things you cannot have for breakfast?
Food
Lunch and dinner
option 1
Both 1,2
What bank never has any money?
Food bank
River
Bank
None of them
I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?
A magician
A candle
A witch
An old Uncle
What is full of holes but still holds water
Sponge
A bucket
A T-Shirt
A container
What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
A Power
A Family
A promise/Trust
None of the above
I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?
A shadow
Yourself
A stranger
A ghost
What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
Jokes
Secrets
Trust
Staircase
What kind of band never plays music?
K-pop
Rubber band
Soloists
None of the above
What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?
A stamp
Letters
Post office
Airplane
What would you find in the middle of Toronto?
Volcano
Toronto view
Letter O
Letter R
What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?
Zoo
Goats
Chickens and Cats
Chicago
What can fill a room but takes up no space?
light
Water
beds
Furniture
I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?
A story
Real world
A map
A unseen world
what Dose it say?
what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant
sephant
swimming trunks
bathing suit
bread
What did the big flower say to the little flower ???
hi bud
hi baby
hi little
hi flower
What do you call a duck that steals ???
a robber duck
a stealer
a duck that steals
What is fast loud and crunchy?
A rocket shop
A rocket ship
A rocket chip
I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?
Wind
Echo
Air
What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?
Black Widow
Heroine
Wonder Woman
I am big, I like to eat a lot, I hibernate and hates vegetables.
Polar Bear
Grizzly Bear
Forest Bear
What is as fast as a cheetah as slow as a turtle and can transform into any shape or object?
cheetah
shadow
lifetime
turtle
What is brown and sticky?
a brownie
a stick
soil
a baseball glove
What can taste better than it can smell?
vegetables
a hamburger
a nose
a tongue
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?
for
bee
short
and
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a lifetime?
the letter m
life
time
a second
What has 4 eyes but can't see?
spider
Mississippi
a needle
a storm
What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?
A small key
A large key
A monKEY
Piano
What month do people sleep the least
December
they are all the same
January
February
I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?
Shovel
Pencil Lead
Wooden Pole
Spade
What is often returned but never borrowed
thanks
gifts
socks
What goes up but never comes down?
You Height
You Age
A Tower
The Sky
How many letters are in alphabet?
8
26
11
5
What gets wet while it dries?
Air
A Person
A Towel
Water
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Iceburgers
Snowcones
Freeza
Hot Dogs
What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but NEVER in a thousand years?
The Letter T
The Letter E
The Letter M
The Letter O
What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?
Tea
Kettle
Teapot
Frying Pan
What stands on four legs but can't walk?
A Paralyzed Dog
A Truck On Its Wheels
A Chair
A Sculpture
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters.
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Lunch and Dinner
Dirt and Soil
Nothing
Yourself
In a race, if you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?
Third
First
Second
Fourth
David's father has four kids, Larry, Barry, and Cary. Who is the fourth son?
Mary
David
David's Father
Parry
I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?
A feather
A hole
Air
Dirt
What disappears the moment you say its name?
A word
Ghosts
Silence
Nothing
You are driving and you are hungry and thirsty.On the road you find 2 doors.1 has food and 1 has water(drinkable).:Question:What door do you open first?
your car door
the food places door
the water places door
no door
My thickness is no more than a few centimeters, yet my depth can span to infinity. Although mundane, I intimidate most animals. When in my presence, you will inevitably follow me. What am I?
human
animal imitator
a mirror
glass
A girl has no sight. She lost her favorite book and her pencil, her wallet(with all of her money), some of her clothes, some cosmetics, and her purse. What did she loose first?
her wallet
her favorite book
her pencil
her sight
What tastes better than it smells?
face
tongue
mouth
nose
What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
steak and a smoothie
eggs and bacon
lunch and diner
something you hate for breakfast
what looses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?
pillow
bed
you
praying mantis
what asks but never answers?
nothing
an owl
a fox
you sometimes
A man parks his car in an opposite hotel and already knows hes bankrupt. How?
he knows that he has bad luck
he is playng monopoly
He doesn't care and parks in the wrong spot
He has no money already
Pick one
fifty-seven
1
one
57
Timmy's dad has 3 daughters: the first one is Jimmy, the second is Jonny, what is the third?
Slonny
Monni
Clonni
Timmy
A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?
She has seen the man before
The man was her ex- husband
The man didn't have a key
You don't knock on your own hotel door and the man did.
A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?
He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.
He goes through the third door
He goes for the second door and kills the dragon
He goes through the first door and closes his eyes
You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?
You are my dad
I'm your sister
I'm Jimmy
I'm your cousin
In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower everything was pink! What color were the stairs?
They were obviously PINK!!
There were too many stairs to count!
Blue
There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!
Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?
Their MOM
Taco Tuesday's are free
Their friend, Tuesday
They ran without paying
Mr. Mark went to the market with his dog. He rode on a horse to the market, Yet walked. The horse's name was Victory and the dog was from South Africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?
Yet
Mr.Mark
South Africa
Horse
the ocean
a map
the universe
a notebook
I am white and black. I live in the farm. I eat grass. I am a mammal.
A cow
A tiger
A zebra
A snake
I am a reptile. I am a carnivore. I have no legs.
Crocodile
Parrot
Dog
Snake
I am a mammal. I live in the water. I am very big.
Shark
Elephant
Whale
Turtle
I am an amphibian. I am usually green. I can jump very high.
Kangaroo
Turtle
Frog
Cat
I am a bird. I can't fly. I live in cold places. I eat fish. I can swim very fast.
Eagle
Dolphin
Shark
Penguin
I am a mammal. I am very tall. I live in Africa. I have yellow and brown fur. I am a herbivore.
Lion
Giraffe
Monkey
Kangaroo
I am reptile. I have lots of teeth. I am a carnivore. I can swim very fast. I have four legs.
Crocodile
Snake
Squirrel
Orca
I am a bird. I have colorful feathers. I can talk. I eat nuts.
Parrot
Dog
Cat
Snake
I am a bird. I have pink feathers. I have long legs. I live next to water.
Cheetah
Penguin
Flamingo
Bear
I am a fish. I have orange, black and white scales. I am in the movie Finding Nemo.
Shark
Clownfish
Cat
Zebra
What can you hold in your left hand but your right?
Your right Coke
Right
Left
Your right elbow
You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?
Reflection
A Reflection
Nothing
None Of The Above
What has a bed but never sleeps, a bank but never sleeps?
me
river
earth
What belongs to you but others use it more than you?
towel
sink
yourself
name
What is as fast as a cheetah as slow as a turtle and can transform into any shape or object?
cheetah
shadow
lifetime
turtle
You can not keep me until you have given me. What am i?
.....
a thought
an answer
Your word
What is hard to find but easy to lose
a friend
i dont know
an elephant
a phone
Marrys dad has 4 daughters who, moo, choo who is the 4th daughter
marry
oo
rebecca
koo
what can be caught but not thrown
cat
football
cough
1
I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?
7
1
5
9
What has hands but doesn’t clap?
a clock
a dog
a cat
What has to be broken before you can use it?
a egg
a window
glass
If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?
12
3
9
5
