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Total questions: 136

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Class
Date
1.

Four legs up, four legs down, soft in the middle, Hard all around. What am I ?

a)

BED

b)

sofa

2.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

a)

Fruit

b)

Egg

c)

Vegetable

d)

all of the above

3.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

a)

Candle

b)

Ice cream

4.

What is full of holes but still holds water?

a)

Bee Hive

b)

Sponge

c)

Water bottle

d)

Glass

5.

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

a)

Your Future

b)

Atmosphere

c)

Air

d)

Your safety Bubble

6.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

a)

Cloud

b)

A promise

c)

Stone

d)

PLanet

7.

man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

a)

He had a umbrella

b)

He was wairing a hat

c)

He was Bald

8.

What can you keep after giving to someone?

a)

Your word

b)

Your Tissue

9.

What is the word that people use but you don't use it?

a)

Your name

b)

Your Sir name

c)

both of them

10.

I shave every day, but my beard stays the same. What am I?

a)

A random man

b)

A barber

c)

A shopkeeper

11.

What can’t talk but will reply when spoken to?

a)

An Echo

b)

A voice

c)

A whistle

12.

I have branches, but no fruit, trunk or leaves. What am I?

a)

A shop

b)

A school

c)

A bank

13.

What do you call security guards working outside samsung shops ???

a)

guardians of the galaxy

b)

guardians of a samsung shop

c)

guardians of space

d)

police that guard samsung shops

14.

What Animal Can You Never Trust With Your Homework?

a)

Cheetahs

b)

Lions

c)

Leopards

d)

Jaguars

15.

What Kind Of Car Does Mickey Wife Drives?

a)

A Minnie Van

b)

A Convertible

c)

A Toyota

d)

A Honda

16.

What Superhero Is Good At Baseball?

a)

Batman

b)

Superman

c)

Captain America

d)

Spiderman

17.

Why did the boy bury his flashlight?

a)

Because he wanted to light up the ground.

b)

Because he didn't like it.

c)

Because the batteries died.

d)

Because he wanted to hide it.

18.

How do we know that the ocean is friendly?

a)

It's wet.

b)

It's big.

c)

It's salty.

d)

It waves.

19.

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Think carefully.

a)

Because every play has a cast!

b)

Because we want them to hurt themselves.

c)

Because we want them to laugh

d)

Because every star has a cast

20.

Why did Darth Vador cross the road?


Spell correctly

(a)  

21.

What flies without wings?

Hint is in the photo.

a)

wings

b)

pigs

c)

clock

d)

time

22.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

a)

Wind

b)

Echo

c)

Air

23.

whats the safest room in the house

a)

the living room

b)

the hall

c)

your room

d)

Guest room

24.

what becomes bigger when you take more out of it

a)

grass

b)

a hole

25.

what can you not eat for breakfast

a)

lunch

b)

lunch and dinner

26.

What month of the year has 28 days?

a)

febuary

b)

none

c)

all of them

27.

What gets wet while drying?

a)

none

b)

you

c)

towel

d)

all

28.

David’s parents have three sons: Snap, Crackle, and what’s the name of the third son?

a)

none

b)

David

c)

cracle

d)

snap

e)

all

29.

I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest person can’t hold me for five minutes. What am I?

a)

fether

b)

you

c)

your breath

d)

none

30.

What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter?

a)

Fish

b)

Grass

c)

Jellyfish

d)

None of the above

31.

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

a)

None of them

b)

Sour puss

c)

Soup

d)

Mustard

32.

What do you get if you put a radio on the fridge?

a)

Music

b)

Cool music

c)

option 1

d)

Both of them 1,2

33.

What always sleeps with its shoes on?

a)

Horse

b)

Dog

c)

Cat

d)

Mouse

34.

What are vampires?

a)

Dracula

b)

A pain in neck

c)

Option 1

d)

Both 1,2

35.

What are 2 things you cannot have for breakfast?

a)

Food

b)

Lunch and dinner

c)

option 1

d)

Both 1,2

36.

What bank never has any money?

a)

Food bank

b)

River

c)

Bank

d)

None of them

37.

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

a)

A magician

b)

A candle

c)

A witch

d)

An old Uncle

38.

What is full of holes but still holds water

a)

Sponge

b)

A bucket

c)

A T-Shirt

d)

A container

39.

What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?

a)

A Power

b)

A Family

c)

A promise/Trust

d)

None of the above

40.

I follow you all the time and copy your every move, but you can’t touch me or catch me. What am I?

a)

A shadow

b)

Yourself

c)

A stranger

d)

A ghost

41.

What goes up and down but doesn’t move?

a)

Jokes

b)

Secrets

c)

Trust

d)

Staircase

42.

What kind of band never plays music?

a)

K-pop

b)

Rubber band

c)

Soloists

d)

None of the above

43.

What can travel all around the world without leaving its corner?

a)

A stamp

b)

Letters

c)

Post office

d)

Airplane

44.

What would you find in the middle of Toronto?

a)

Volcano

b)

Toronto view

c)

Letter O

d)

Letter R

45.

What is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat?

a)

Zoo

b)

Goats

c)

Chickens and Cats

d)

Chicago

46.

What can fill a room but takes up no space?

a)

light

b)

Water

c)

beds

d)

Furniture

47.

I have lakes with no water, mountains with no stone and cities with no buildings. What am I?

a)

A story

b)

Real world

c)

A map

d)

A unseen world

48.
  Read this :  7HI5  I5. A11 ME
what Dose it say?
a)
THIS IS ALL ME
b)
THIS I5 U
49.
Why is the cow afraid.....
a)
He was a Cow-herd
b)
he was a Cow herd
50.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
a)
non-spaghetti
b)
the noodles
c)
vegetables
d)
an im-pasta
51.
How do you make a tissue dance?
a)
Play music.
b)
Hold on to its corner
c)
It doesn't dance
d)
You put a little boogie in it
52.
What do you call birds that stick together?
a)
Vel-crows
b)
Jay birds
c)
Sticky buns
d)
Tape birds
53.
What did the sea monster eat?
a)
Israel
b)
Octopus
c)
Fisher and chips
d)
Fish and ships
54.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato during a race?
a)
Ketchup!
b)
You can't beat me!
c)
Loser!
d)
Hurry Up!
55.
What do you call a sleeping dinosaur?
a)
A sleepasaur
b)
Snoralax
c)
Niterex
d)
A dino-snore
56.

what do you get when you cross a fish with a elephant

a)

sephant

b)

swimming trunks

c)

bathing suit

d)

bread

57.

What did the big flower say to the little flower ???

a)

hi bud

b)

hi baby

c)

hi little

d)

hi flower

58.

What do you call a duck that steals ???

a)

a robber duck

b)

a stealer

c)

a duck that steals

59.

What is fast loud and crunchy?

a)

A rocket shop

b)

A rocket ship

c)

A rocket chip

60.

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with wind. What am I?

a)

Wind

b)

Echo

c)

Air

61.

What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire world signifies a great woman. What is the word?

a)

Black Widow

b)

Heroine

c)

Wonder Woman

62.

I am big, I like to eat a lot, I hibernate and hates vegetables.

a)

Polar Bear

b)

Grizzly Bear

c)

Forest Bear

63.
Your a bus driver and you pick up and drop kids off after school you drop off Sally, Ted, Alan, and Nate what is the bus drivers name 
a)
Ted
b)
STAN
c)
your name
d)
Alan
64.

What is as fast as a cheetah as slow as a turtle and can transform into any shape or object?

a)

cheetah

b)

shadow

c)

lifetime

d)

turtle

65.

What is brown and sticky?

a)

a brownie

b)

a stick

c)

soil

d)

a baseball glove

66.

What can taste better than it can smell?

a)

vegetables

b)

a hamburger

c)

a nose

d)

a tongue

67.

What word becomes shorter when you add two letters?

a)

for

b)

bee

c)

short

d)

and

68.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a lifetime?

a)

the letter m

b)

life

c)

time

d)

a second

69.

What has 4 eyes but can't see?

a)

spider

b)

Mississippi

c)

a needle

d)

a storm

70.

What has many keys, but can't even open a single door?

a)

A small key

b)

A large key

c)

A monKEY

d)

Piano

71.

What month do people sleep the least

a)

December

b)

they are all the same

c)

January

d)

February

72.

I come from a mine and get surrounded by wood always. Everyone uses me. What am I?

a)

Shovel

b)

Pencil Lead

c)

Wooden Pole

d)

Spade

73.

What is often returned but never borrowed

a)

thanks

b)

gifts

c)

socks

74.

What goes up but never comes down?

a)

You Height

b)

You Age

c)

A Tower

d)

The Sky

75.

How many letters are in alphabet?

a)

8

b)

26

c)

11

d)

5

76.

What gets wet while it dries?

a)

Air

b)

A Person

c)

A Towel

d)

Water

77.

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

a)

Iceburgers

b)

Snowcones

c)

Freeza

d)

Hot Dogs

78.

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment but NEVER in a thousand years?

a)

The Letter T

b)

The Letter E

c)

The Letter M

d)

The Letter O

79.

What starts with the letter “t”, is filled with “t” and ends in “t”?

a)

Tea

b)

Kettle

c)

Teapot

d)

Frying Pan

80.

What stands on four legs but can't walk?

a)

A Paralyzed Dog

b)

A Truck On Its Wheels

c)

A Chair

d)

A Sculpture

81.
Voiceless it cries,
Wingless flutters,
Toothless bites,
Mouthless mutters. 
a)
A ball rolling
b)
The wind
c)
Air
d)
Earth
82.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

a)

Lunch and Dinner

b)

Dirt and Soil

c)

Nothing

d)

Yourself

83.
What is brown and sticky?
a)
A stick
b)
Brown slime
c)
Syrup
d)
Mud
84.

In a race, if you pass the person in second place, what place are you in?

a)

Third

b)

First

c)

Second

d)

Fourth

85.

David's father has four kids, Larry, Barry, and Cary. Who is the fourth son?

a)

Mary

b)

David

c)

David's Father

d)

Parry

86.

I weigh nothing, but you can still see me. If you put me in a bucket, I make the bucket lighter. What am I?

a)

A feather

b)

A hole

c)

Air

d)

Dirt

87.

What disappears the moment you say its name?

a)

A word

b)

Ghosts

c)

Silence

d)

Nothing

88.

You are driving and you are hungry and thirsty.On the road you find 2 doors.1 has food and 1 has water(drinkable).:Question:What door do you open first?

a)

your car door

b)

the food places door

c)

the water places door

d)

no door

89.

My thickness is no more than a few centimeters, yet my depth can span to infinity. Although mundane, I intimidate most animals. When in my presence, you will inevitably follow me. What am I?

a)

human

b)

animal imitator

c)

a mirror

d)

glass

90.

A girl has no sight. She lost her favorite book and her pencil, her wallet(with all of her money), some of her clothes, some cosmetics, and her purse. What did she loose first?

a)

her wallet

b)

her favorite book

c)

her pencil

d)

her sight

91.

What tastes better than it smells?

a)

face

b)

tongue

c)

mouth

d)

nose

92.

What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

a)

steak and a smoothie

b)

eggs and bacon

c)

lunch and diner

d)

something you hate for breakfast

93.

what looses its head in the morning and gets it back at night?

a)

pillow

b)

bed

c)

you

d)

praying mantis

94.

what asks but never answers?

a)

nothing

b)

an owl

c)

a fox

d)

you sometimes

95.

A man parks his car in an opposite hotel and already knows hes bankrupt. How?

a)

he knows that he has bad luck

b)

he is playng monopoly

c)

He doesn't care and parks in the wrong spot

d)

He has no money already

96.

Pick one

a)

fifty-seven

b)

1

c)

one

d)

57

97.

Timmy's dad has 3 daughters: the first one is Jimmy, the second is Jonny, what is the third?

a)

Slonny

b)

Monni

c)

Clonni

d)

Timmy

98.

A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?

a)

She has seen the man before

b)

The man was her ex- husband

c)

The man didn't have a key

d)

You don't knock on your own hotel door and the man did.

99.

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

a)

He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.

b)

He goes through the third door

c)

He goes for the second door and kills the dragon

d)

He goes through the first door and closes his eyes

100.

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

a)

You are my dad

b)

I'm your sister

c)

I'm Jimmy

d)

I'm your cousin

101.

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

a)

They were obviously PINK!!

b)

There were too many stairs to count!

c)

Blue

d)

There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

102.

Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?

a)

Their MOM

b)

Taco Tuesday's are free

c)

Their friend, Tuesday

d)

They ran without paying

103.

Mr. Mark went to the market with his dog. He rode on a horse to the market, Yet walked. The horse's name was Victory and the dog was from South Africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?

a)

Yet

b)

Mr.Mark

c)

South Africa

d)

Horse

104.
a)

the ocean

b)

a map

c)

the universe

d)

a notebook

105.

I am white and black. I live in the farm. I eat grass. I am a mammal.

a)

A cow

b)

A tiger

c)

A zebra

d)

A snake

106.

I am a reptile. I am a carnivore. I have no legs.

a)

Crocodile

b)

Parrot

c)

Dog

d)

Snake

107.

I am a mammal. I live in the water. I am very big.

a)

Shark

b)

Elephant

c)

Whale

d)

Turtle

108.

I am an amphibian. I am usually green. I can jump very high.

a)

Kangaroo

b)

Turtle

c)

Frog

d)

Cat

109.

I am a bird. I can't fly. I live in cold places. I eat fish. I can swim very fast.

a)

Eagle

b)

Dolphin

c)

Shark

d)

Penguin

110.

I am a mammal. I am very tall. I live in Africa. I have yellow and brown fur. I am a herbivore.

a)

Lion

b)

Giraffe

c)

Monkey

d)

Kangaroo

111.

I am reptile. I have lots of teeth. I am a carnivore. I can swim very fast. I have four legs.

a)

Crocodile

b)

Snake

c)

Squirrel

d)

Orca

112.

I am a bird. I have colorful feathers. I can talk. I eat nuts.

a)

Parrot

b)

Dog

c)

Cat

d)

Snake

113.

I am a bird. I have pink feathers. I have long legs. I live next to water.

a)

Cheetah

b)

Penguin

c)

Flamingo

d)

Bear

114.

I am a fish. I have orange, black and white scales. I am in the movie Finding Nemo.

a)

Shark

b)

Clownfish

c)

Cat

d)

Zebra

115.

What can you hold in your left hand but your right?

a)

Your right Coke

b)

Right

c)

Left

d)

Your right elbow

116.

You can see me in water, but I never get wet. What am I?

a)

Reflection

b)

A Reflection

c)

Nothing

d)

None Of The Above

117.

What has a bed but never sleeps, a bank but never sleeps?

a)

me

b)

river

c)

earth

118.
If I have it, I don’t share it. If I share it, I don’t have it. What is it?
a)
A secret 
b)
A whisper 
c)
A secr5t
d)
A paper
119.
How many months have 28 days?
a)
All
b)
Febuary
c)
March
d)
August
120.
Your a bus driver and you pick up and drop kids off after school you drop off Sally, Ted, Alan, and Nate what is the bus drivers name 
a)
Ted
b)
STAN
c)
your name
d)
Alan
121.
Poor people have it. Rich people need it. If you eat it you´ll die. What is it?
a)
Nothing
b)
friends
c)
a life 
d)
money
122.

What belongs to you but others use it more than you?

a)

towel

b)

sink

c)

yourself

d)

name

123.

What is as fast as a cheetah as slow as a turtle and can transform into any shape or object?

a)

cheetah

b)

shadow

c)

lifetime

d)

turtle

124.

You can not keep me until you have given me. What am i?

a)

.....

b)

a thought

c)

an answer

d)

Your word

125.

What is hard to find but easy to lose

a)

a friend

b)

i dont know

c)

an elephant

d)

a phone

126.

Marrys dad has 4 daughters who, moo, choo who is the 4th daughter

a)

marry

b)

oo

c)

rebecca

d)

koo

127.

what can be caught but not thrown

a)

cat

b)

football

c)

cough

d)

1

128.
10 Fish are in a tank. 2 Drown. 4 Swim Away. 3 Die. How many are left?
a)
10
b)
7
c)
1
d)
0
129.
I have a bed, but never sleep. I run but I cannot stop. I have a mouth, but I never talk. What am I?
a)
A river
b)
Ocean
c)
Computer
d)
Robot
130.
What has 4 fingers and a thumb, but is not living?
a)
@@@
b)
Hekrakept Crab
c)
Feather
d)
Glove
131.
What is as light as a feather, but the strongest man cannot hold it.
a)
Feather
b)
Your Breath
c)
Debt
d)
Air
132.
1 / 11 / 21 / 1211 / 111221 / 312211... What comes next?
a)
13112221
b)
12233312
c)
31213221
d)
11331222
133.

I am an odd number. Take away a letter and I become even. What number am I?

a)

7

b)

1

c)

5

d)

9

134.

What has hands but doesn’t clap?

a)

a clock

b)

a dog

c)

a cat

135.

What has to be broken before you can use it?

a)

a egg

b)

a window

c)

glass

136.

If two’s company, and three’s a crowd, what are four and five?

a)

12

b)

3

c)

9

d)

5