WorksheetsAnother Very Dumb Quizizz
Total questions: 10
Worksheet time: 18mins
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
There are ninety-nine thousand ducks sitting on a branch
ninety-nine thousand, indeed
If a single duck dresses
his salad with ranch,
then no more ducks shall there be.
For if a duckie
may wander too far
and have too little money
to pay for a car,
then this duckie shall perish
in flame and remorse;
his life uncherished,
and lived without purpose.
For ranch; I detest it!
With all my heart
and if I must kill duckies,
to break hatred apart,
then I shall do this.
I shall do this! For hear when I say,
of all salad dressings,
ranch must stay away!
"Ducks and Ranch Dressing" - By unknown
Is the speaker a mean person?
Yes, because they are willing to harm ducks
No, because they don't like ranch so killing ducks that do like ranch is a healthy way to vent their anger
Yes, because it's not fair to kill ducks over a personal opinion
I DON'T CARE THEIR POETRY IS SO INTENSELY EMOTIONAL THAT I LOVE IT NO MATTER WHAT
...What did I just read?
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
There are ninety-nine thousand ducks sitting on a branch
ninety-nine thousand, indeed
If a single duck dresses
his salad with ranch,
then no more ducks shall there be.
For if a duckie
may wander too far
and have too little money
to pay for a car,
then this duckie shall perish
in flame and remorse;
his life uncherished,
and lived without purpose.
For ranch; I detest it!
With all my heart
and if I must kill duckies,
to break hatred apart,
then I shall do this.
I shall do this! For hear when I say,
of all salad dressings,
ranch must stay away!
"Ducks and Ranch Dressing" - By unknown
Can the speaker read and write?
I want my lawyer
No, the speaker is a barbaric ignoramus, he'll never learn those things
Yes, the speaker seems like a fine, capable person
Yes, the speaker of the poem had to have wrote it somehow
Uh, that's a lot of ducks for one branch...
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
There are ninety-nine thousand ducks sitting on a branch
ninety-nine thousand, indeed
If a single duck dresses
his salad with ranch,
then no more ducks shall there be.
For if a duckie
may wander too far
and have too little money
to pay for a car,
then this duckie shall perish
in flame and remorse;
his life uncherished,
and lived without purpose.
For ranch; I detest it!
With all my heart
and if I must kill duckies,
to break hatred apart,
then I shall do this.
I shall do this! For hear when I say,
of all salad dressings,
ranch must stay away!
"Ducks and Ranch Dressing" - By unknown
Did you pass judgement on the speaker while reading the poem? Be honest! This part isn't for a grade.
No, I didn't
Haha! You can't trick me! Of course it's for a grade
Yes, I did
I'll never talk
Hey, wait, I don't get it...
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
There are ninety-nine thousand ducks sitting on a branch
ninety-nine thousand, indeed
If a single duck dresses
his salad with ranch,
then no more ducks shall there be.
For if a duckie
may wander too far
and have too little money
to pay for a car,
then this duckie shall perish
in flame and remorse;
his life uncherished,
and lived without purpose.
For ranch; I detest it!
With all my heart
and if I must kill duckies,
to break hatred apart,
then I shall do this.
I shall do this! For hear when I say,
of all salad dressings,
ranch must stay away!
"Ducks and Ranch Dressing" - By unknown
Who is the King of the Mountaintops?
The speaker
The ninety-nine thousand ducks
Peabrain Sam
Dirgoas Philmontagros
Huh? But that wasn't even in this poem!
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
All day and night he was a climbing,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
til his legs ached and he began whining,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
but when he came upon a king,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
he stretched his arms to Sam in welcoming,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
said the king to he,
"I am Dirgoas Philmontagros,
plain as can be,
groovier than a ten-legged hippo,
I challenge you to a game of limbo,
and if you lose you'll surely die,
for your head will be my prize!
But if you win, I do declare
on the life of my own heir,
I, the King of the Mountaintops,
shall gift to you a golden box,
filled to the brim of shiny riches.
So what say you?
Pull up your britches!"
And the game of limbo was sure played
tough and risky, equally weighted
until the king, in all his might,
collapsed at last at mere the sight
of a limbo pole so low
not a mouse beneath it could go!
So off took Peabrain Sam with all the riches.
"Hoorah!" he cried, "hoorah!"
What was Sam?
(a)
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
All day and night he was a climbing,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
til his legs ached and he began whining,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
but when he came upon a king,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
he stretched his arms to Sam in welcoming,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
said the king to he,
"I am Dirgoas Philmontagros,
plain as can be,
groovier than a ten-legged hippo,
I challenge you to a game of limbo,
and if you lose you'll surely die,
for your head will be my prize!
But if you win, I do declare
on the life of my own heir,
I, the King of the Mountaintops,
shall gift to you a golden box,
filled to the brim of shiny riches.
So what say you?
Pull up your britches!"
And the game of limbo was sure played
tough and risky, equally weighted
until the king, in all his might,
collapsed at last at mere the sight
of a limbo pole so low
not a mouse beneath it could go!
So off took Peabrain Sam with all the riches.
"Hoorah!" he cried, "hoorah!"
What might Peabrain Sam do with the riches?
Throw them off the mountain
Eat them
Use them to buy a house, start a family, and give to charity
Argue with them as though they are living people
How am I supposed to know? The story didn't say!
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
All day and night he was a climbing,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
til his legs ached and he began whining,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
but when he came upon a king,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
he stretched his arms to Sam in welcoming,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
said the king to he,
"I am Dirgoas Philmontagros,
plain as can be,
groovier than a ten-legged hippo,
I challenge you to a game of limbo,
and if you lose you'll surely die,
for your head will be my prize!
But if you win, I do declare
on the life of my own heir,
I, the King of the Mountaintops,
shall gift to you a golden box,
filled to the brim of shiny riches.
So what say you?
Pull up your britches!"
And the game of limbo was sure played
tough and risky, equally weighted
until the king, in all his might,
collapsed at last at mere the sight
of a limbo pole so low
not a mouse beneath it could go!
So off took Peabrain Sam with all the riches.
"Hoorah!" he cried, "hoorah!"
Was Dirgoas Philmontagros really welcoming like he seemed at first?
Yes, but his culture's sports are different and more violent, that's all
No, he wanted Peabrain Sam dead
No, he tried to compare himself to a ten-legged hippo, a sign of doom and evil
WHAT FREAKIN' DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE? THAT WAS AN AWESOME STORY I LOVED IT!!!
His name was Peabrain? That's ridiculous!
Read the poetic work below and answer the question:
All day and night he was a climbing,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
til his legs ached and he began whining,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
but when he came upon a king,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
he stretched his arms to Sam in welcoming,
Peabrain Sam, ol' Peabrain Sam
said the king to he,
"I am Dirgoas Philmontagros,
plain as can be,
groovier than a ten-legged hippo,
I challenge you to a game of limbo,
and if you lose you'll surely die,
for your head will be my prize!
But if you win, I do declare
on the life of my own heir,
I, the King of the Mountaintops,
shall gift to you a golden box,
filled to the brim of shiny riches.
So what say you?
Pull up your britches!"
And the game of limbo was sure played
tough and risky, equally weighted
until the king, in all his might,
collapsed at last at mere the sight
of a limbo pole so low
not a mouse beneath it could go!
So off took Peabrain Sam with all the riches.
"Hoorah!" he cried, "hoorah!"
Was Dirgoas Philmontagros really welcoming like he seemed at first?
The fifth answer is whiny!
Yeah, all it does is complain!
It's so obnoxious!
I know, I hate it!
But this is nonsense...
What do you think? Is answer five annoying?
(a)
Huh. Well this is odd. I have no idea what the answer is. Take your best shot, I guess.
I
like
pine
apples!
What's happening? Are you guys okay?
