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WorksheetsOptical - Brain - Jokes
Total questions: 100
Worksheet time: 33mins
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Swimmers and fish
Face
people on a couch
face in a window
tree
owl
old woman's face
soldiers on horses
2 men, one playing the guitar
an old couple
man playing an instrument
face
many zebras
a lion's face
a face
a man painting in the country
bears
snow-covered mountains
What is the most famous sport in the world?
Basketball
Soccer
Football
Hockey
How many Harry Potter books are there?
4
7
8
11
Who Lives In The Pineapple Under The Sea
Squidward
Spongebob
Patrick
Yellow Sponge
What is his song?
Under the Sea
Hakuna Matata
Colors of the Wind
three little piggys
what is this fortnite dance called
hype
floss
ride the pony
star power
what is this fortnite dance move called
floss
hype
fresh
shuffle
what is this fortnite dance move called
best twitch
fresh
dab
orange justice
how many blocks does it take to make a neather portal
18
7
14
8
Which superpower would you want if you were a Superhero?
super strength
flying
super speed
invisibility
super stretch
Kate's mother has three children: Snap, Crackle and ___?
Pop
Tony
Kate
Sam
There's only one word in the dictionary that's spelled wrong. What is it?
onomatopoeia
hippopotamus
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
wrong
If you don't keep me, I'll break. What am I?
a promise
window
mug
an arm
What is the name of the snowman in Frozen?
Bill Cosby
Olaf
Snowy
Snow King
What animal did the mother turn into in Brave?
A sea turtle
A cat
An elephant
A bear
"We finish eachother's.." finish the lyrics. (Frozen)
pizza
ice cream
sandwiches
mac n cheese
What does Hakuna Matata mean? (Lion King)
problem free
no stress
peace
no worries
What is a dinglehopper? (The Little Mermaid)
toothpick
brush
fork
spoon
What did Maui teach Moana? (Moana)
Fight
Sail
Wayfinding
Swim
What movie has the character Marty McFly in it?
Trolls
Captain Marvel
Back to the Future
Star Wars
Which one of these is NOT a 7 dwarf?
Dopey
Smiley
Sneezy
Doc
What document is stolen in the movie National Treasure?
Constitution
Mayflower Compact
Bill of Rights
Declaration of Independence
What is the name of Iron Man's daughter?
Morgan
Pepper
Natasha
Haley
Which of the following is NOT a chipmunk in the animated movie featuring a band of chipmunk brothers?
Alvin
Simon
Theodore
Carl
Which Avengers movie was the prequel to Endgame?
Age of Ultron
Infinity War
Civil War
Guardians of the Galaxy
Which female superhero is named Diana and carries the lasso of truth?
Black Widow
Wonder Woman
Gamora
Super Girl
What is the name of the princess in Shrek?
Tiana
Fiona
Penelope
Ella
What is the little girl's name who stars in Bolt's television series?
Alice
Jane
Penny
Hallie
Why do plants hate math?
Because they do not get water
Because it gives them square roots.
Because they like English
Because it gives them circles
Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?
Because she sprained her angle!!
It's too cold.
It’s too cubed.
Where do math teachers go on vacation?
nowhere
To the mountains
to the beach
To Times Square!
How do you keep warm in a cold room?
You go to the front because it's flat
You go to the middle because it’s the center.
You go to the corner because it’s always 90 degrees.
You go to the back because it’s away from the dooe.
What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of mount Everest?
Tea up
A high-pot-in-use
A high point
A boiling point
What do you call people who like tractors?
Protractors
Tractor lovers
Angles
Actors
You should never start a conversation with Pi.
It’ll just end in 3.
It’ll just go on until you eat a pie.
It’ll just go on forever.
It’ll just end if you eat a pie.
Why is it sad that parallel lines have so much in common?
Because they’ll never meet.
Because they are not perpendicular.
Because they go on forever.
Because they are translated.
Which king loved fractions?
Henry the 1/8.
King Charles.
Louis XIV of France.
Hammurabi.
What’s a math teacher’s favorite season?
Winter
Summer
Fall
Spring
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
Because then it would be embarrassing.
Because then it would be too long.
Because then it would be a foot.
Because then it would be too heavy.
Why can you never trust a math teacher holding graph paper?
They must be teaching!
They must be wanting you to work!
They must be plotting something!
They must be ready to teach!
What did the triangle say when he got mad at the circle?
You’re all over!
You’re all around!
You’re too round!
You’re pointless!
There is a fine line between a numerator and a denominator…
But only a fraction would understand.
But only a student would understand.
But only a teacher would understand.
But only a dog would understand.
Why did two fours skip lunch?
Because they skip everything.
Because they weren't hungry.
Because they already eight.
Because they are just numbers.
Are monsters good at math?
Not unless you are The Hidden Raptor Warthog.
Not unless you are Oscar the Grouch.
Not unless you Count Dracula.
Not unless you count Hydra
Why did the student get upset when her teacher called her average?
It was a “mean” thing to say!
Because the student was late!
It was said out loud!
The student wasn't in the "mode"!
Why is an obtuse triangle always so frustrated?
Because it’s never right.
Because it’s never straight.
Because it’s never a-cute triangle.
Because it’s never perpendicular!
What did one math book say to the other?
Why are you here?
Don’t bother me! I’ve got my own problems.
Why are you talking?
Do you have more problems than me?
How do you make seven an even number?
Divide it by 2
Just remove the “n!”
Just remove the “s!”
Square it
Why did the student do multiplication problems on the floor?
The teacher told him not to use tables.
Because he wanted to.
The teacher told him sit on the floor.
Because his friend was there.
Why was the equal sign so humble?
Because she knew that's better than being proud all the time..
Because she knew she wasn’t greater than or less than anyone else.
Because she knew she wasn’t right all the time.
Because she knew she was impossible to solve.
Why did the Romans think algebra was so easy?
They knew I was always 1!
They knew X was always 10!
They conquered the unknown!
They knew math was easy!
What’s the one shape you should avoid at all costs?
A SQU-are
A TRI-angle.
A TRAP-ezoid.
A CIR-cle
PLAN
(P+L)*(A+N)
PA + PN + LA + LN
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Ge-om-e-try! (Gee, I'm a tree!)
I'm nuts about math!
What do you call friends that love math?
The coolest kids ever.
AlgeBROS.
is the 2d or 3d
2d
3d
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