This is as light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long. What am I?

(a)  

I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?

(a)  

How do you spell COW in thirteen letters?

(a)  

There are two monkeys on a tree and one jumps off. Why does the other monkey jump too?

(a)  

A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How can this be?

(a)  

What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs?

(a)  

David's father has three sons: Snap, Crackle, and (a)   ?

Can you name three consecutive days without using the words Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, or Sunday?

(a)  

You live in a one story house made entirely of redwood. What color would the stairs be?

(a)  

What belongs to you, but other people use it more than you?

(a)  

I make two people out of one. What am I?

(a)  

What runs around the whole yard without moving?

(a)  

What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

(a)  

When you take away the whole from me, there is always some left over. What am I?

(a)  

This old one runs forever but never moves at all. It has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?

(a)  

What can go up a chimney down, but cannot go down a chimney up?

(a)  

I sleep without a mouth and hear without eaers I have no body but I come alive with wind

(a)  

I have cities but no houses I have mountains but no trees I have water but no fish

(a)  

What is seen in the middle if March and april but can't be seen at the beginning or end of either month

(a)