What staff member used to work in the ROTC stock room in college?

Which staff member has a vehicle with over 215,000 miles on it and is still going?

Which staff member is afraid of worms?

Which staff member has a big american traditional tattoo?

Who is a hazard on the roadway? Been on probation for it and have tickets from 4 different states?

Which staff member is a twin?

Which staff member can turn their feet backwards?

Which staff member sings in a barbershop quartet?

Who has been told they are good at telling someone their idea is dumb without making them feel like their idea is dumb?

Which staff member can sing with their mouth closed?

Which staff member used to do ballet and cheer?

Which staff member grew up with a wood stove and had to split wood as a child?

Who is afraid of rats?

Who considers themself their own "unreliable narrator"?

Which staff member fears that popcorn kernels will pop late and hit them in the eyes?

Who is an ordained minister?

Who at Ely is really afraid to drive?