Halloween Pun!

Front

Why is a ghoul such a messy eater?

Back

is always a goblin

Front

Why did the vampire's lunch give him heartburn?

Back

He had a steak sandwich.

Front

Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

Back

his ghoul friend

Front

What is a mummy's favorite type of music?

Back

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Front

Why don't witches ride their brooms when they are angry?

Back

They are afraid of flying off the handle.

Front

Why did Count Dracula go to the doctor?

Back

He was coffin a lot.

Front

Where do baby ghosts go while their parents are at work? Options: to a swimming ghoul, where they learn to float, to boo school, to an ice scream parlor, to a dayscare center

Back

to a dayscare center

Front

Why did the monster eat a light bulb?

Back

He wanted a light snack.

Front

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Back

He didn't have the guts to do it.

Front

Why do ghosts like to ride elevators?

Back

It lifts their spirits.