Thanksgiving Office Hours

By Kryssia Golcher

A very Thanksgiving Party Poll!

Poll

If your boss were a Thanksgiving dish, what would they be?  

• Green Bean Casserole: Classic, but with a twist

• Dinner Rolls: Warm, soft, and always welcome

• Cranberry Sauce: A little tart, a little sweet, and adds color to the table

• Turkey: The centerpiece of the feast, always in the spotlight

Poll

What’s your go-to excuse to avoid helping with Thanksgiving cleanup?

• I promised the couch I’d keep it company.

• I’m conducting a very important pie digestion experiment.

• I’m writing my gratitude list… it’s taking a while.

• I’m saving my energy for Black Friday shopping

Poll

What’s your stuffing personality: classic, chaotic, or experimental?

• Classic:

  “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it.”
  You believe stuffing is sacred and shouldn’t be messed with.

• Chaotic: “Stuffing roulette.”
  Every bite is a mystery, and that’s the fun of it!

• Experimental: “Stuffing is my canvas.”
  You treat Thanksgiving like an art project, and stuffing is your masterpiece.

Poll

If your job role were a Thanksgiving dish, what would it taste like?

• Mashed Potatoes with Extra Gravy
  Smooth, comforting, and always making everything else better: just like keeping clients happy!

• Dinner Rolls
  Soft, comforting, and always there when people need you: because you’re the go-to problem solver.

• Stuffing with a dash of spice: Classic at heart but with unexpected flavors—because every client brings a new twist.

• Cranberry Sauce: A little tart, a little sweet—bringing balance and brightness to the table, just like managing expectations and delighting clients.

Poll

What’s your post-Thanksgiving productivity level?

• Full Turkey Coma
  I’m basically part of the couch now: zero tasks getting done.

• Slow as Gravy
  I’ll get there… eventually. Just let me nap first.

• Pumpkin Pie Powered
  Surprisingly motivated, sugar rush is real!

• Black Friday Hustle
  I’m unstoppable: shopping and working like a champ!

Poll

Which Thanksgiving guest are you at work?

• The Host: Organizing everything and making sure everyone’s happy.

• The Storyteller: Keeping clients entertained with great updates.

• The Taste Tester: Always checking quality before it goes out.

• The Leftover Lover: Following up and making sure nothing gets wasted.

Poll

What’s your Thanksgiving superpower?

• Pie Locator: I can find dessert anywhere.

• Leftover Strategist: I plan for tomorrow’s feast today.

• Gravy Negotiator: I make everything flow smoothly.

• Turkey Whisperer: I keep the main event calm and juicy.