Chemistry End of the Year FUN PUNS!

What do you do with a dead chemist?

• buy a coffin

• sell their stuff

• barium

• bronze them

It's on the tip of my

• tungsten

• copper

• fluorine

• tin

Tags

NGSS.HS-PS1-1

What do you call iron blowing in the wind?

• ferrous wheel

• ironic

• ferightening

• Febreeze

What do you get when you cut up an avocado into 6.02 x 10^ 23 pieces?

• a mess

• guacamole

• Avogadro

• a salad

The names Bond. Ionic Bond.

• shaken not stirred

• taken not shared

• shared not taken

• stirred not shaken

Did you hear about the man who was cooled to absolute zero?

• He froze.

• He died.

• He's OK.

• He's crazy!

Tags

NGSS.MS-PS1-4

What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

• gross

• a one molar solution

• insoluble

• calcium hydroxide

Why does hamburger have lower energy than a steak?

• It's not as hot.

• It's tired.

• It's in the ground state!

• It's in pieces!

Why did the white furry bear dissolve in water?

• because he is white

• because he is furry

• because he can't swim

• because he is polar

What comes out when you laugh?

• 2 He atoms

• N_2

• O₂

• CO