Random fun

I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I?

• a child

• a animal

• im an idiot just give me the answer

• candle

• IM THE RIGHT ANSWER!

What is full of holes but still holds water?

• A glass

• and friend who is a lie

• SPONGE BOB

• and idiot sandwich

A man who was outside in the rain without an umbrella or hat didn’t get a single hair on his head wet. Why?

A boy Was Born In 1955 he just had his 18th birth day today how did that happen

• He is a time traveler

• he is pretending to be young but he is old

• he has no life

• that is the room he was born in

hows Your day? is this stressful?

• You made it bad

• THIS IS FUN!

• Its ok

• How dare you

What begins with an “e” and only contains one letter?

• a envelope

• a eagle

• the earth

• a elderly man

What is always in front of you but can’t be seen?

• your eyes are closed

• a pole

• a future

• a life

You hear foot steps you now its a bear ... but what kind ....you hear it roaring "I WANT THE MANGER"!What type of bear is it?

• a grizzly bear

• a mama bear

• a brown bear

• a Karen bear

If someone ask for the manager with a son what are they?

if you had all the money in the world but you cant by sponge bobs house what would you do?

• punch pineapples open and make a house

• lie and pretend to be a old man

• give up and buy a Bmw and a tesla

• give up