ARE YOU A GOOD ROOMMATE?

It’s a late night, you’re starving, and you “find” your sleeping roommate’s food in the fridge. Do you:

• A.The refrigerator gods have smiled upon you. Chow down, and give thanks by posting a pic of your good fortune.

• B. Wake your roommate up to ask if you can eat their leftover burrito, because you’re super courteous.

• C. Post a status detailing your starvation, tagging your roommate in the hopes they’ll see it and say you can have the burrito.

How often is your significant other staying over?

• A. Only on the weekends.

• B. Everyday if we want, but I give my roomie a heads up.

• C. I’m going to die alone.

Once again, the dishes are dirty and in the sink. But only one belongs to you. Do you:

• A. Wash them all — it’s not a big deal.

• B. Wash my bowl only. How else will they learn?

• C. Pretend you don’t see it and eat your cereal from a mixing bowl.

When do you take out the trash?

• A. If it’s full and I’m on my way out.

• B. Once I’ve lost the silent game of garbage jenga with my roommate.

• C. If it’s full, it’s trash day, it smells, no one else is around to take it out, and Mercury is in retrograde.

Your roommate is leaving common areas messy for days, sometimes weeks. Do you:

• A. Post passive-aggressive sub tweets about dealing with a messy roommate.

• B. Talk to them about cleaning.

• C. Say nothing until you’re fed up and have an epic meltdown which you’ll probably regret later.

You notice your roommate's shampoo is empty … probably because you secretly use it. Do you:

• A. Text them that they’re out of shampoo.

• B. Gift them a new shampoo in a family-sized bottle.

• C. Pretend you have no idea their shampoo is empty, ya know because they told you not to use it.

You’re splitting utilities. How likely are you to pay on time?

• A. On time, always.

• B. I usually send my portion after the second or third reminder.

• C. Right after the lights have been shut off.

You want to have a few friends over. Do you:

• A. Send your roommate a heads-up text a few days in advance.

• B. Just have friends over — it’s your house too!

• C. Let your roommate know as your guests are arriving, because party planning is hard.

You like to clean up with musical accompaniment. Do you:

• A. Turn the speaker up to 10 — you have great taste so, really, you’re doing your roommate a kindness.

• B. Use headphones if your roommate is home.

• C. Play music at a respectable volume; you have neighbors to consider.

How often do you mop or vacuum?

• A. Religiously. Sundays were made for deep cleaning!

• B. Where does the vacuum live?

• C. Whenever it gets gross and my roommate is showing no signs of doing it.