JOKES & RIDDLES

What did the right eye say to the left eye?

• Between us, something smells

• We are friends

• We don´t know

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What is black and white read all over?

• magazing

• book

• newspaper

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Why didn´t the bicycle smile?

• Because she is small

• Because she is a bike

• Because she was twotired

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Who is the king of the school supplies?

• The ruler

• The pencil

• The book

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What has 3 letters and stars with gas?

• A pet

• A car

• A dog

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What has a face and two hands, but no arms and legs?

• A picture

• A t.v.

• A clock

What has to be broken before you can use it?

• A banana

• A cookie

• An egg

I’m full of keys but I can’t open any door. What am I?

• The piano

• The guitar

• The drums

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It follows you and copies your every move. But you can’t touch it or catch it. What is it?

• Your body

• Your shadow

• Your head

What has a neck but no head?

• A plate

• A bowl

• A bottle

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