Funny Riddles Quiz

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• Impasta

• Mockaroni

• Phony-ghetti

• Faux-noodles

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They don't have the guts.

• They prefer a bone-afide peace.

• They're afraid they'll bury the hatchet.

• They're too busy giving each other a ribbing.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Because he was stuffed with greatness.

• Because he was outstanding in scare tactics.

• Because he knew how to crop up success.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

• A waste of time

• Clockwise attire

• A time warp

• A timely fashion statement

How does a penguin build its house?

• Igloos it together

• Ignores the cold and huddles with friends

• Builds it with ice cubes

• With a lot of flipper-ing and sliding around