riddles

Pick one

• fifty-seven

• 1

• one

• 57

Timmy's dad has 3 daughters: the first one is Jimmy, the second is Jonny, what is the third?

• Slonny

• Monni

• Clonni

• Timmy

What are two things you can never eat for breakfast?

• Fish and Tomato soup

• Lunch and Dinner

• Brunch, Lunch, and Dinner

• Glue

A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opened the door to see a man whom she had never seen before. He said "oh I'm sorry, I have made a mistake, I thought this was my room." He then went down the corridor and in the elevator. The woman went back into her room and phoned security. What made the woman so suspicious of the man?

• She has seen the man before

• The man was her ex- husband

• The man didn't have a key

• You don't knock on your own hotel door and the man did.

A man is trapped in a room. The room has only two possible exits: two doors. Through the first door there is a room constructed from magnifying glass. The blazing hot sun instantly fries anything or anyone that enters. Through the second door there is a fire-breathing dragon. How does the man escape?

• He waits until night time and then goes through the first door.

• He goes through the third door

• He goes for the second door and kills the dragon

• He goes through the first door and closes his eyes

You are my brother, but I am not your brother. Who am I?

• You are my dad

• I'm your sister

• I'm Jimmy

• I'm your cousin

In a one-story pink house, there was a pink person, a pink cat, a pink fish, a pink computer, a pink chair, a pink table, a pink telephone, a pink shower everything was pink! What color were the stairs?

• They were obviously PINK!!

• There were too many stairs to count!

• Blue

• There weren’t any stairs, it was a one story house!

What begins with T, ends with T and has T in it?

• Teapot

• Postcard

• The letter T!

• Tiger

Tuesday, Sam and Peter went to a restaurant to eat lunch. After eating lunch, they paid the bill. But Sam and Peter did not pay the bill, so who did?

• Their MOM

• Taco Tuesday's are free

• Their friend, Tuesday

• They ran without paying

Mr. Mark went to the market with his dog. He rode on a horse to the market, Yet walked. The horse's name was Victory and the dog was from South Africa. What is the name of the dog that went to the market?

• Yet

• Mr.Mark

• South Africa

• Horse