Who Ya Gonna Call?

Workouts got out late. You're running behind for tutoring. Who is your first call?

• My roommate. He can pass on the message.

• Stephen Carberry or my counselor. Communication solves most problems.

• My tutor. They can vouch for me.

• Miss Laura. I need her to save me some candy.

My English teacher is being extra. I don't even know what this discussion board wants me to do. My best resource is...

• Coach Sleeve. He knows everything.

• My buddy in the class. I'm pretty sure he gets As.

• My tutor. It's literally her job.

• I'll just finesse it. My teacher won't care.

Do I really have to take this class? It's so boring. Who can tell me the real answer?

• My tutor. He went to school here.

• Ms. Michelle. I don't think she's that busy.

• My position coach. He always tells me what to do.

• Stephen, Denesha, or Taja. They track major requirements.

Is there a right way to eat a Reece's?

• What does that even mean?

• I'll ask Cobee Bryant. He knows a lot about candy.

• Let me tag #kufbnutrition and ask.

• That's a rhetorical question.

Well, ChatGPT didn't work out so well. My tutor pointed out that my teacher says I plagiarized. Who do I tell?

• My counselor - Stephen, Denesha, or Taja. That's just protocol.

• My parents. Maybe they can talk to the teacher for me.

• One of the seniors. They'll know how to get me out of this.

• Ms. Jacey. She's the goat for a reason.

I think I screwed up my enrollment during orientation. Help!!

• Dr. Mahal can save the day!

• Check with Stephen. He'll get you straight.

• Just withdraw from all your classes.

• Check with compliance.

I can't find my class on Canvas. I know I'm enrolled. Who can help me?

• Ms. Jacey

• Ms. Susan

• Ms. Denesha

• Big Jay

I always do poorly on essay exams. PSYC 104 has an essay section. How can I do better?

• Just skip the essay part. It's only 20 points.

• Work with your tutor or specialist on strategies or any prewriting that is allowed.

• I don't even (ShhhChatGPTShhh) know, dude.

• Date someone really smart.

My Teamworks says I have study hall on Friday.

I'm not trying to be up there on a Friday.

Where do I address my complaint?

• Coach Leipold

• Coach Ianello

• Stephen, Taja, or Denesha

• Ms. Michelle

I may not pass Math 101. Will I still be able to play football?

• No.

• Check with your counselor.

• Check with your coach.

• Yes.