Mazaki e quiz

What would be the worst name for a baby?

• Shambay

• Bajili Baloch

• Sharbat

• Chotoo

If you could be any animal for a day, what’s the worst one to be?

• A sloth – too slow to enjoy the day

• A goldfish – memory resets every 5 seconds

• A mosquito – everyone would hate you

• A worm – because… ew

What would be the most useless invention ever?

• A waterproof sponge

• A solar-powered flashlight

• Videos of lifehack channel

• Snapchat filter

If you were a villain, what would your evil plan be?

• No electricity for 7 Days

• Make all WiFi disappear for one day

• Ban makeup

• No holiday

If aliens visited Earth, what would confuse them the most?

• Selfie sticks

• Hassan Lala

• People talking to their pets like they understan

• Reality TV

What is the best way to escape from a zombie apocalypse?

• Pretend to be a zombie

• Hide in a grocery store and eat all the snacks

• Move to a deserted island

• Ask the zombies nicely to leave you alone

If animals could talk, which one would be the rudest?

• Cats

• Parrots

• Goats

• Squirrels

What’s the unofficial national pastime during power cuts?

• Counting stars

• Abusing Wapda

• Counting in reverse order

• Watching TikTok

I’m tall when I’m young, short when I’m old. What am I?

Evaluate responses using AI:

OFF

Answer explanation

A candle 🕯️

What’s the most common aunty WhatsApp forward?

• “Beta, yeh nuskha try karo, skin glow ho jayega!” ✨

• “Ye message 5 aunties ko bhejo, dua mein yaad rakhengi!”

• “Kaley til ka tel lagao, baal jhadna band ho jayenge!”

• “Yeh jadu ka totka hai, zaroor apnao!”