Lamar Life: Quiz Your Cardinal Knowledge!

Lamar University’s mascot is a cardinal. But which of these is actually his name (and not just a random bird you saw at H-E-B)?

• Red Thunder

• Big Red

• Cardinal Carl

• Sir Flaps-a-Lot

You’re running late for class and need a snack. Where can you grab something quick without risking a “hangry” meltdown in front of your professor?

• The vending machine in the Maes Building

• The Setzer Student Center food court

• The chemistry lab (if you like your snacks spicy)

• The lost and found (mystery flavor only)

Which year did Lamar University officially open its doors (and not just for a party)?

• 1923 (that’s a little too vintage)

• 1942

• 1972 (groovy, but nope)

• 2002 (Y2K vibes, but not Lamar’s start)

You’re at the Setzer Student Center and hear music, laughter, and the faint smell of popcorn. What’s probably happening (besides a squirrel rave)?

• A campus event or student org fair—time to mingle!

• The library is throwing a silent disco (shhh)

• Someone’s pet parrot escaped and is hosting karaoke

• A surprise fire drill with snacks

You want to get around campus like you’ve been here for years (and not like you’re starring in “Lost: Lamar Edition”). What’s your move?

• Use the LU app or campus maps, and ask upperclassmen (they don’t bite, usually)

• Wander aimlessly and hope for a sign from the universe (or a squirrel)

• Follow the scent of pizza

• Just teleport (if you figure out how, let us know)

You’re craving a study spot that’s not your dorm or the library. Where’s a hidden gem on campus to hit the books (or at least look studious)?

• The comfy chairs in the Setzer Student Center

• The middle of the football field (sunburn, anyone?)

• The parking lot (for car scholars only)

• The vending machine area (snack attack, but not quiet)

You want to make your mark at Lamar and leave a legacy (besides your epic TikTok dance in the quad). What’s a fun way to get involved?

• Run for a spot in Student Government or start your own club

• Only show up for free food (iconic, but not impactful)

• Hide in the library and hope someone notices your genius

• Become the campus ghost (spooky, but not effective)

You want to avoid the “freshman 15” but also love pizza. What’s your best move (besides inventing calorie-free cheese)?

• Balance pizza with some Rec Center action

• Eat pizza for every meal (bold, but your jeans might protest)

• Only eat salad and cry softly

• Sleep through meals (not recommended by nutritionists)

Which annual event is basically the Beyoncé of Lamar campus gatherings (and no, it’s not the Squirrel Watching Championships)?

• Homecoming

• Squirrel Watching Championships

• Midnight Laundry Party

• The Great Nap-Off

You want to flex your school spirit at a football game. What’s the move (besides yelling “Go Cards!” at random squirrels)?

• Deck yourself out in red and white (bonus points for face paint)

• Wear pajamas (sleepy chic, but not spirited)

• Show up in rival school gear (bold, but risky)

• Dress as a giant squirrel (you’ll get attention, but…)