Valentine's Day Jokes Quiz

What did the octopus express on Valentine's Day?

• I Love You

• I Want to Hold Your Hand

• You Are My Sunshine

• Be My Valentine

How do vampires determine a successful Valentine's Day?

• By the amount of chocolate

• If they receive a card

• By the number of gifts

• If it's Love At First Bite

Why didn't the skeleton want to celebrate Valentine's Day?

• He was too busy

• He forgot about it

• He didn't have a date

• His heart wasn't in it

What did one ore say to the other ore?

• We make a great team

• You complete me

• How romantic

• Let's row together

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

• I'm stuck on you

• You seal my heart

• You're my perfect match

• Let's stick together