"Hold your horses" means...

If your mamaw says she'll "tan your hide" that means...

If you "got your feathers ruffled" you...

The things you put groceries in are:

"I reckon" could also mean...

Someone who is "fixin' to" do something is...

A mosquito hawk is a...

Which of these would you do to an elevator button?

If someone says "Oh, foot!" they are probably:

If something is "catty-corner" it's..

If someone won't stop piddling, they won't stop...

If you're going to "bad-mouth" someone, you're going to...

If something is "yonder" it's...

What's a "blinker?"

If someone calls you out for "being ugly" in the south, they are saying you're...

"Lord willing and the creek don't rise." What does this mean?

What's a "hissy fit" like?

If someone is "too big for his britches" he is...

What is a "po'boy"?

What's the situation if you have "six of one, a half-dozen of the other"?

Your mama probably carried a "pocketbook." What's that?

Finish this phrase: "I'm as happy as a pig..."

If someone is "fat as a tick" that means...

What does "the devil is beating his wife" mean in parts of the South?

Finish this phrase: "slow as..."

If someone is "fit to be tied" they are..

If someone is "tickled pink" they are...

What controls the tv?

What is an "alligator pear"?

Finish this phrase: "That stinks to..."

"I don't have a dog in that fight." What does this phrase mean?

If your Aunt Lettie asks you for some sugar, she probably wants...

Finish this phrase: "It doesn't amount to a..."

If you've been "sneetered," what has happened to you?

Finish this phrase: "Cute as a..."

If you need to vacuum the floor, you'll use the..

Your daddy tells you to go outside and get a "switch." What's he asking for?

"The dog won't hunt!" What does this phrase mean?

When you order a "coke" in the South, what will you get?

Finish the phrase: "What in..."

If you took the time to make yourself look really good, you're all...

Which of these phrases mean "for a long time"?

If something really gets your goose, it..

You're not feeling well! You're as sick as a...

If you take a big ol' truck through some mud puddles for fun, you're...

What kind of fit are you likely to have if you're angry?

Your big boots are your

Those places you used to hang out at in high school? Those are your...

When does supper happen?

If someone is feeling a mite "peckish" they are...

If you need to relieve yourself you will use the

Someone is wasting a lot of time doing nothing important. They are...

If you go to a real redneck bar, what kind of music will be playing?

"He's more ornery than a cat!" What does ornery mean?

If you want to say someone is nervous and wary of danger, you'd say they were "like a long-tailed cat in a room full of __________?"

If you have "a mind to" do something, you are:

When Southerners say "bless your heart," they really mean:

Finish the phrase: "Well chop off my legs and call me _________!"

If something is "cattywampus," it is:

When you want to say someone is urbanized and not country at all, you say they are:

When you want to say someone is flat broke, you say they "don't have a ______ to pee in."

When you really need to use the bathroom quite badly, what do you say are "floatin'?"

What are especially country Southern men often called?

A small depression in the side of a mountain, not big enough to be called a valley, is called a:

When you want to indicate something isn't off to a great start, you say it's:

If something or someone is pretending to be deceased, they are:

The shellfish that live in a streams are called

When something is broken, it is:

If you want to tell someone you've known them since they were little, you'd say, "I've know you since you were knee high to a __________."