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common sense/comedy

Total questions: 26

Worksheet time: 26mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

There are 12 fish swimming. 6 drowned, how many fish are left?

a)

12

b)

6

c)

18

d)

0

2.

There are 16 sheep. You take 9. How many sheep do you have now? pu 9

a)

16

b)

9

c)

7

d)

25

3.

How many birthdays does the average man have?

a)

70

b)

89

c)

68

d)

1

4.

1. Who is the king of England during this time?

a)

King James

b)

King George

c)

King Henry

5.

2. Who wrote 'Common Sense'?

a)

Ben Franklin

b)

Thomas Jefferson

c)

Thomas Paine

6.
Will this person fall from the tree?
a)
Yes.
b)
No.
7.
Well, How?
a)
Put it in head first.
b)
Use a shrink ray to make him fit.
c)
You can't.
8.
Is putting your finger in a currently operating toaster a good idea?
a)
Yes
b)
No
c)
It depends...
9.

How should you make your cereal..?

a)

bowl,milk,cereal

b)

bowl,cereal,milk

c)

cereal,milk,bowl

d)

milk,bowl,cereal

10.

Is santa real..?

a)

yes

b)

no

c)

maybe

d)

im not answering that

11.

How should you eat a kit kat bar..?

a)

break it

b)

whole

12.

how should you eat pizza..?

a)

eat the pizza and then crust

b)

eat the crust then the pizza

c)

*if it has pepperoni* eat the pepperoni and then the pizza and crust

13.

which is better..?

a)

apple

b)

android

c)

samsung

d)

doesn't matter

14.

Why was calliou bald..?

a)

he had cancer

b)

he just didn't grow any hair

c)

his lacefront was snatched

d)

swiper swiped his hair.

15.

QUiCK! whats 2 + 2..?

a)

4

b)

22

c)

11

d)

i dont know

16.

how do you spell english..?

a)

english

b)

its in the question

c)

dora

d)

you think ya big boy throwing three stacks imma show you how to ball you a mismatch. opinionated but im always spitting straight facts.

17.

mary's mom had a family of three. John, Apple,_____ who's the third child..?

a)

mary

b)

john

c)

apple

d)

the mom

18.

I get wet when being used to gry something and im wet when im drying. what am i

a)

towel

b)

napkin

c)

tissue

d)

ajbdsnJLASBF

19.

pick one

a)

1

b)

2

c)

87

d)

7

20.

pick the very best one

a)

the very best one

b)

very best one

c)

best one

d)

very very best one

21.

what one is correct

a)

hee hee

b)

he he

c)

hee he

d)

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

22.

are you smart

a)

aaaaawwsswdwsssewjduebdsssssssasnudhebfiujek

b)

dfghyujiytfrcvbhytf

c)

grdxbnjuytfdchg

d)

fdc njytrdc njuytrd

23.

After eating, what should one do?

a)

drink some plain water

b)

washing dishes

c)

clean the table

d)

all above

24.

What is the meaning of 'RT'

a)

Relay time

b)

Retweet

c)

Rain Town

d)

Ruin Text

25.

If someone accidentally spilling drinks on you, what do you need to do?

a)

do nothing

b)

punish him/her

c)

say sorry to them

d)

smile and say it is okay

26.

is it okay to people/please get this right

a)

sey

b)

oon

c)

nooo

d)

yes