dj khaled has inspired me to become the first swole somali dude

being a bloc mp is truly a top-tier finesse. a federal mp but you only rep a province but you still cashing those cheques and get blessed with a gov’t pension???

ya mcm pronounces every H in ‘how hungry are you’

only norm we acknowledge is powell, only wente we acknowledge is jesse

the question we need to ask is that is this more hilarious than the time sophie grégoire-trudeau randomly burst into song after feeling “inspired” at an mlk day celebration

shoutout to cottage country, the dollar store florida of canada

the only primetime jimmy on a chair we stan is brooks

get you a man like vimto, he always gna b there for you

kyrie is just boneless delon wright

imagine being a card carrying liberal

toronto has perfected "commuting home at 2am" music

faith goldy really tried for femme d*nald tr*mp energy but ended up being diet michele bachmann

if your restaurant doesn’t have a conditional pass, 100% chance it doesn’t slap

john tory is really just stephen harper in a matt thomas costume

sauga city literally got blessed w a pnd anthem and they still gotta pretend they’re toronto smh

"racist makeup pictures" is just the postmodern "enhanced interrogation techniques"

every round of nba news be like “is it adam silver or is it slenderman”

kernels got moved downstairs for a swarovski, this is not my stc

SNL had bonhomme on during the monologue, okay i'm back in