“It is now 7.06. You have exactly 8hrs and 54mins to think about why you are here”

"Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands. They just don't."

"May the odds ever be in your favour”

“Are you not entertained”?

“Why so serious”?

“Just keep swimming”

“I’m King of the world”

“Carpe diem, seize the day boys. Make your lives extraordinary”

“You’re gonna need a bigger boat”

”Stay away from me, stay away from my sister, or I’ll have you fired”

“You can’t handle the truth”

“Roads? Where we’re going’ we don’t need roads”

“To infinity and beyond”

“23 19 - we have a 23 19”

“I’ll be back”

“You’re eating maggots Michael, how do they taste?”

“First you’ve got to do the truffle shuffle”

“The space goes... down down baby, down down the roller coaster. Sweet sweet baby, sweet sweet don't let me go.Shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy rock, shimmy shimmy cocoa pop, shimmy shimmy rock. I met a girlfriend- a triscuit, she said a triscuit-a biscuit, ice cream soda pop vanilla on the top. Oooo Shalida, walking down the street, ten times a week I meant it. I said it. I stole my mama's credit. I'm cool. I'm hot. Sock you in the stomach three more times.”

“I swear to God, I’m gonna find you in the next life, and I’m gonna boombox Careless Whisper outside your window. Wham!”