I am full of holes, but still hold water. What am I?

I have a big mouth and I'm quite a load, I'm not gossip, but I get involved in everyone's dirty business. What am I?

What is black when it's clean and white when it's dirty?

I have a sound that goes beep, and though time I do keep, my main function is to heat.

The more I dry, the wetter I become.

What has a ring, but no finger?

What has arms and legs, but no head?

Some take me in the morning, others take me in the evening, but one thing you should know that when I'm "taken" - I don't really go anywhere. What am I?

One sheet, two sheets, three sheets or four ... some use less and some use more. What am I?

I don't go out and play, I just stay home all day. I'm nice you might agree, but mostly your feet just rub on me.

I have a face that doesn't frown, I have hands that do not wave, and I have no mouth, I have a familiar sound, and I don't walk, but I move around. What am I?

When I put on my clothes, it takes off its clothes. What is it?

We are not flesh, feather, scales nor bone, yet we still have fingers and thumbs of our own. What are we?

I have a plug, but no bath. I have ink, but no pen. I have paper, but no news. And I have a cable, but no TV. What am I?