My dentist told me that aliens built the lost city of Atlantis. So, it’s reasonable to believe that aliens did build the lost city of Atlantis.

Three out of four teachers prefer Bright Marks Markers, but I only asked four teachers total.

Sarah gets a chain letter that threatens her with dire consequences if she breaks the chain. She laughs at it and throws it in the garbage. On her way to work she slips and breaks his arm. When she gets back from the hospital she sends out 200 copies of the chain letter, hoping to avoid further accidents.

Lee: Are you still friends with that loser Richard?

Ali: Yes.

Lee: Well, at least you admit he’s a total loser.

The choice in this MPM election is clear: Either we elect Zubaidah as our next president, or we watch our MPM unity slide into anarchy and frustration. Clearly, we don’t want that to happen. Therefore, we should elect Zubaidah as our next president.

Vote for me or live through four more years of higher taxes

“The Malaysian militarily shouldn't get involved in other countries. Once the government sends in a few troops, it will then send in thousands to die."

"Do you think we should convict this criminal?"

Norwegians are lazy. I have two friends who are from there, and both of them never prepare for class or do their homework.