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Total questions: 13
Worksheet time: 7mins
What has one head, one foot, but four legs?
A chicken
A frog
A bed
A table
What gets bigger and bigger the more you take away from it?
A hole
A candle
A fire
A sandwich
What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A bucket
A sponge
A bowl
A camel
Why are fish so smart?
Because they have big brains
Because they swim
Because they live in schools
They aren't smart at all
What comes down but never goes back up?
Birds
Balloons
Feathers
Rain
I am full of keys, but can’t open any door. What am I?
A piano
A janitor
A door
A room
What has hands but can't clap?
A fish
A person
A baby
A clock
What breaks when you say it?
Glass
Silence
Bones
Time
What kind of music are balloons afraid of?
Pop music
Swing music
Classical music
Rock-n-roll
What is a mummy's favorite type of music?
Rock n Roll
Classical
Wrap
Jazz
What do you call a cow who can play music?
A moo-scian
A classical cow
A regular cow
A music cow
Where did the music teacher leave the keys?
On the desk
In the bag
In the piano
They never found them
How do you make a band stand?
Take away their chairs
Take away their stands
Take away their music
Fire them
