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Total questions: 63
Worksheet time: 30mins
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
It had a fever.
It was overheating.
It had a virus.
It was sick.
Two pickles fell out of a jar. What did one say to the other?
Are you ok?
Dill with it.
Ouch!
I'm a sweet pickle.
What building in Toledo has the most stories?
The Toledo Building
Glendale-Feilbach Elementary School
The Empire State Building
The Public Library
How does a scientist freshen her breath?
with TicTacs
with science gum
with experi-"mints"
with her science magic
What do you call a funny mountain?
hysterical
a jokester
"hill"arious
a comedian
What stays in the corner but can travel all over the world?
a stamp
a naughty child
the broom
a lamp
What is a computers favorite snack?
computer chips
nacho chips
potato chips
corn chips
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin?
with super glue
with a needle and thread
you can't fix a cracked pumpkin
with a pumpkin patch
Why aren't dogs good dancers?
they have two right feet
they have two left feet
they have four legs
they can't do ballet
Why couldn't the man book a hotel room on the moon?
because it was full
because he didn't have a credit card
because he didn't have any money
because the moon was out of space
What do you call an old snowman?
Gramps
Old Snow
Water
Geezer
Why are robots never afraid?
they have lots of guts
they don't have a brain
they aren't ever nervous
they have nerves of steel
Why did the cabbage win the race?
because it was ahead
because it was in the lead
because it ate a good breakfast
because it was green
What do you get when you cross a snake with a pie?
a pie thon
a snake and bean pie
bitten
something yucky
Why was the broom running late?
it was stuck in the corner
it missed it's ride
it overslept
it overswept
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
her students were so bright
her students had bright lights on
the sun was in her eyes
her eyes were red from allergies
Where do sheep go on vacation?
baaack to the pasture
baaa hamas
baaa humbug
baaa ha ha nowhere
What does every birthday end with?
presents!
blowing out the candles
the letter y
cleaning up the mess
Can February March?
yes
no
maybe so
no, but April May
Why isn't there a clock in the library?
because it tocks too much
because it ticks too much
because books can't tell time
because it's against the library law
What did you call a Dinosaur that is sleeping?
A dino-Snore!
Asleep dino
A sleeping dog
A sleeping beast
What is fast, loud, and crunchy?
A rocket chip!
Chip
Color chip
Rocket car
What did the left eye say to the right eye?
Between us, something smells like diarrhea!
Between us, something sicks
Between us, something I am hunger!
Between us, something smells!
What did one plate say to the other plate?
You are hot
Dinner is on me!
I love you
You are too cold
Why did the student eat his/her homework?
Because teacher told him/her it was a none homework!
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of candy.
Because teacher told him/her it was a piece of cake!
Because teacher told him/her it was lomond pines.
Two pickels fell out of a jar onto the floor. What did one say to the other?
Diarrhea
It a tie
I love you
Dill with it.
How do you stop an astronut's baby from crying?
You sing him/her a song
You rocket!
You give him/her a milk
Do not cry
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 5
Because 7 ate 9
Becasue 7, 8 , 9
Because 8 ate 7
What do you call a duck that gets all A's
Hot water
A palm tree
Because it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull
A wise Quacker
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A coconut tree
A palm tree!
A strader tree
An apple tree
Match
Match
Match
Match
Match
What did the egg say when it answered the door?
Why do dragon sleep during the day?
What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. Adore who?.........
Why was the baby ant confused?
What type of bee can't make up its mind?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
What goes snap crackle and squeak?
How do you say goodbye to a Hotdog?
Do you want to Taco'Bout it?
Why did the corn leave his field and cross the road?
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
How did the vegetable cheered the gardener at the country fair?
Why are bananas never lonely?
What kind of key open a banana?
You must be yoking...
I'm in a serious relation-chip
Grandma!!!
I phone, you tube.
This might sound cheesy...
What kind of teeth do deer have?
How do trees get online?
What do you call an alligator in a vest?
This is a 'Grate' party....
