Radical

Did you watch the film Radical?

• Yes

• No

  (this is the wrong answer)

Are you sure you watched?

• Yes

• No

  (you may choose this answer but you will get zero credit for the quiz)

Is Mr. Velasquez a short Asian bald woman?

• Yes

  (while we are all free to live our own identities, this one is so wrong on so many levels!)

• No

Did you understand that this quiz is an all or nothing quiz. Did you realize that you MUST get every question correct or you will not get credit at all?

• Yes

• No

  (this is possibly the correct answer for you, but if you choose it you will fail!)

Have you realized that this quiz was designed to make sure everyone will get all the questions correct?

• Yes

• No

  (do not click this answer, PLEASE do not choose this answer!)

The Film Radical was presented in class because sometimes people need to be reminded that everyone has the potential to be great!

• True

• False

  (this is the right answer ONLY IF you want to get ZERO points)

It is easy to get the right answers on quizzes when the teacher tells you what all the right answers are.

• True

• False

  (there might be something wrong with you if you select this option)

This quiz was the easiest quiz Mr. Velasquez assigned to me today.

• True

• False

  (this can not be correct because this is the only quiz Mr. Velasquez assigned to you today.)

I would have understood this movie much better if it were spoken in ancient Aramaic.

• True

  (This can not be the case since Aramaic has been a dead language for more than 1000 years.)

• False

If I got any of the questions wrong on this quiz, I probably deserve the zero. BUT, like any assignment that I did, I can always use extra credit to make it 100% (except the projects)

• True

  (I know that this is true because it it is written in the syllabus)

• False