James Veith The agony of trying to unsubscribe

What game did the narrator play to entertain himself during car rides?

• Pretending to drive the car

• Pretending to have died

• Pretending to be a superhero

• Pretending to be asleep

What does the narrator say about the age we live in?

• An age of technological simplicity

• An age of physical mail

• An age of information overload

• An age of peace and quiet

What was the narrator's initial reaction to the supermarket's email?

• He replied with a thank you

• He unsubscribed

• He ignored it

• He was excited

Why did the narrator resent the supermarket's email?

• Because it was sent too early in the morning

• Because he didn't remember signing up for it

• Because it contained incorrect information

• Because it was too long

How did the narrator decide to respond to the supermarket's repeated emails?

• By ignoring them

• By planning a celebration

• By sending a complaint letter

• By calling customer service

What was Dan's reaction to the narrator's celebration plans?

• He ignored the email

• He was confused

• He was excited

• He offered to help

What did the narrator suggest including in the store opening celebration?

• A celebrity guest

• A bouncy castle

• A live band

• Free samples for everyone

What was the narrator's ultimate goal in responding to the supermarket's emails?

• To entertain himself

• To get a discount

• To get the store to close

• To become famous

How did the narrator describe his relationship with Dan?

• Nonexistent

• Professional

• Beautiful

• Frustrating

What did the narrator suggest doing with the non-refundable deposit for the bouncy castle?

• Donate it to charity

• Use it anyway

• Ask for a refund

• Split the cost with Dan