Dad Jokes Quiz

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

• Because he was outstanding in his field

• Because he scared all the crows away

• Because he was made of straw

• Because he was the tallest

What do you call fake spaghetti?

• Spaghettini

• An impasta

• A noodle

• A pasta poser

Why don't skeletons fight each other?

• They don't have the guts

• They are too bony

• They are friends

• They are too fragile

Knock, knock. Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who?

• Lettuce in, it's cold out here!

• Lettuce be friends!

• Lettuce have a party!

• Lettuce go to the park!

Why did the bicycle fall over?

• It was too tired

• It had a flat tyre

• It hit a rock

• It was going too fast

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

• Swiss cheese

• Nacho cheese

• Cheddar cheese

• Blue cheese

Knock, knock. Who's there? Cow says. Cow says who?

• Cow says moo!

• Cow says hello!

• Cow says goodbye!

• Cow says how are you?

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

• Because they don't have time

• Because they want to stay home

• Because some relationships don't work out

• Because they prefer running outside

What do you call a factory that makes good products?

• A good factory

• A productive factory

• A satisfactory

• A quality factory

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who?

• Boo, it's just a joke, don't cry!

• Boo, it's Halloween!

• Boo, I'm a ghost!

• Boo, surprise!