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WorksheetsTHE ULTIMATE BA & VIBE CHECK QUIZ
Total questions: 50
Worksheet time: 25mins
PART 1: THE VIBE CHECK (General Fun) 1. You accidentally open the front camera. What do you see?
A. A supermodel
B. A potato (me)
C. Shrek
D. Future CEO
What is the biggest lie ever told?
I’ll be there in 5 minutes
I have read the Terms & Conditions
Just one more episode
All of the above
What is the universal signal for “I’m listening”?
(a)
The scariest sound on earth is…
Thunder
A lion roaring
Your mom shouting your full name
The alarm clock at 6 AM
How do you fix a broken electronic device?
Call support
Cry
Turn it off and on again
Hit it gently
If someone has “Rizz”, what do they have?
Money
Charisma / Flirting skills
A nice car
Bad luck
Complete the phrase: “Gaslight, Gatekeep, _____”
Girlboss
Gymnast
What does “Cap” mean?
A hat
Captain America
A lie / False
Capital letters
In the world of memes, who is “Never gonna give you up”?
Michael Scott
Rick Astley
Shrek
Doge
“POV” stands for:
Point of Victory
Point of View
Position of Value
People of Venice
Which month has 28 days?
February only
All of them (every month has at least 28 days)
December
What gets wetter the more it dries?
Water
A sponge
A towel
The ocean
Mary’s father has 5 daughters: Nana, Nene, Nini, Nono. What is the 5th daughter’s name?
Nunu
Nina
Mary
Nancy
What is heavier: a pound of lead or a pound of feathers?
Lead
Feathers
They weigh the same
Lead (because it’s metal)
You have a bowl with 6 apples and you take away 4. How many do you have?
A. 2
B. 6
What is the most common answer a BA gives?
A. “Yes, we can do that.”
B. “No, that’s impossible.”
C. “It depends.”
D. “Ask the developer.”
What does “MVP” stand for in a project context?
Most Valuable Player
Minimum Viable Product
Maximum Volume Please
My Very Precious
A stakeholder asks for a “small change” one day before launch.
Agile development
Scope creep
A miracle
Good luck
Complete the user story:
As a user, I want to reset my password so that I can regain access to my account.
As a user, I want to delete my account so that I can remove my data.
As a user, I want to change my username so that I can personalize my profile.
As a user, I want to view notifications so that I can stay updated.
As a user, I want to [action], so that…
I can go home early
[Benefit / Value]
The system doesn’t crash
My boss is happy
What is the BA’s greatest weapon?
A. A sword
B. Excel / Spreadsheets
C. Python code
D. Silence
What happens during UAT (User Acceptance Testing)?
Everything works perfectly
Users bring cake
Users find bugs we thought we fixed weeks ago
Everyone naps
How do developers usually respond to a bug report?
I’ll fix it right away!
It works on my machine.
Thank you for telling me.
I love bugs.
23. “BRD” stands for:
Business Requirements Document
Bank Reconciliation Document
Budget Review Draft
Basic Research Data
What does BRD stand for?
Big Red Dog
Business Requirements Document
Business Ready Data
Bad Requirements Day
Client says: “I want it to look exactly like Facebook, but my budget is $500.”
Sure!
Mission Impossible
Let’s do it in 2 days
Scope it out
Which diagram involves swimlanes?
Use Case Diagram
Process Flow / Activity Diagram
Venn Diagram
Pie Chart
In a stand-up meeting, what are you supposed to do?
Stand physically only
Tell jokes
Update on yesterday, today, and blockers
Complain about coffee
Your data has ONE value that ruins the average. That value is basically:
Main character
NPC
Outlier
Side quest
You see a fire chart but it explains NOTHING. This is called:
Insight
Data storytelling
Chart decoration era
Business intelligence
“Sales increased after ads ran, so ads caused it.” This logic is:
Sigma mindset
Correlation ≠ causation
Nobel prize worthy
Trust me bro
30. Mean is getting dragged by one rich guy in the room.
Outlier
Median
Mode
Range
Median is like:
A. “I stay neutral”
B. “I’m worse”
C. “I don’t exist”
D. “I cause drama”
When AI gives an answer with ZERO context but full confidence:
Genius
Hallucination era
PhD level
Verified source
Scatter plot with dots everywhere, no pattern. Relationship status:
Toxic
Situationship
It’s complicated
No correlation
33. You cleaned data for 3 hours and removed duplicates. You are now:
done with data cleaning
starting data analysis
collecting more data
visualizing the results
Who is most likely to clean up messy data?
Data janitor
CEO
Intern
Hacker
A KPI that doesn’t help decision-making is basically:
Flex metric
Vanity metric
Core strategy
Growth hack
Manager says: “Make the chart more colorful.” Real problem is:
Color blindness
No insight
Low font size
Wrong tool
Histogram shows most values chilling on the left side.
Symmetric
Normal
You predict future sales using past data.
Descriptive
Prescriptive
Predictive
Guessing
Dashboard with 47 charts on one screen is giving:
Clarity
Information overload
Executive summary
Minimalism
One data point changes mean a LOT but median barely moves.
Loyal customer
KPI
Outlier villain arc
Feature
Best analytics output is:
Long report
Python code
Clear decision recommendation
Fancy animation
Analytics without business context is like:
Netflix without internet
F1 car without engine
Coffee without caffeine
Notes without exam
A “Unicorn” in the business world is:
A mythical horse
A startup valued at over $1 Billion
A project finished on time
A happy stakeholder
Translate this client request: "We need it ASAP."
Take your time
We needed it yesterday
The main job of a BA is often described as:
Writing code
Selling products
Translator between IT and Business
Fixing printers
What is the most essential tool for a BA’s survival?
Jira
Visio
Coffee
Comfortable chair
What Did you Learn from this Quizz
TBH i came for Funsake
Lol i didnt learn anything
I learnt something
I feel Like i have dissected BA
