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bio end of year exam

Total questions: 253

Worksheet time: 42hrs 10mins

Name
Class
Date
1.

which of the following is correct for inside a neuron at resting potential? (select all that apply)

a)

high concentration of sodium

b)

high concentration of potassium

c)

low concentration of sodium

d)

low concentration of potassium

e)

negative charge

2.

which type of neuron carries impulses from a pain receptor to the cns?

(a)  

3.

which part of the nervous system refers to the brain and spinal chord?

a)

central nervous system

b)

somatic nervous system

c)

peripheral nervous system

d)

parasympathetic nervous system

e)
4.

which of the following refers to a neuron at the absolute refractory period?(select all that apply)

a)

negative charge inside the neuron

b)

ions at gradient

c)

ions at equilibrium

d)

positive charge in the neuron

e)

unable to fire

5.

which neurotransmitter is involved in drugs being addictive?

(a)  

6.

which structure(s) form the "blood brain barrier"

a)

skull and vertebrate

b)

basilar membrane

c)

myelin sheath

d)

meninges

e)

organ of corti

7.

what connects the two hemispheres?

a)

thalamus

b)

optic chiasma

c)

medulla oblongata

d)

limbic system

e)

corpus callosum

8.

which structure of the brain, the "bridge" between the nervous and endocrine system, receives impulses and releases hormones in response?

a)

pons

b)

cerebellum

c)

hypothalamus

d)

medulla oblongata

e)

amygdala

9.

which ion is responsible for the release of neurotransmitters from the axon terminal?

(a)  

10.

fill out the chart

a)

(left)

cns

⬇️

brain - spinal chord

(right)

pns

⬇️

somatic-autonomic

⬇️

parasympathetic-sympathetic

b)

(left)

cns

⬇️

somatic - autonomic

(right)

pns

⬇️

motor-sensory

⬇️

parasympathetic-sympathetic

c)

(left)

cns

⬇️

motor - sensory

(right)

pns

⬇️

somatic-autonomic

⬇️

parasympathetic-sympathetic

11.

describe the nervous system(aim for like 1-2 sentences) (click explanation at the bottom to see a sample answer)

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12.

what is the pns made up of (select all that apply)

a)

sensory receptors

b)

pons

c)

medulla oblongata

d)

nerves

e)

organs

13.

motor nerves...

(a)  

14.

sensory nerves...

(a)  

15.

somatic...

(a)  

16.

autonomic...

(a)  

17.

sympathetic

a)

calm

b)

faster heartbeat

c)

stress/ excitement

d)

slower heartbeat

18.

explain relative refractory period(click explanation at the bottom to see sample answer)

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19.

which cell of the nervous system can send and receive impulses?

(a)  

20.

which cell type produces myelin sheath?

(a)  

21.

which portion of the nerve cell carries impulses away from the cell body?

(a)  

22.

what is the general term for the chemicals being passed during the synapse of two neurons?

(a)  

23.

which three ions are involved in impulse and synapse?

a)

sodium(na+)

b)

calcium(ca++)

c)

magnesium(mg)

d)

potassium(k+)

e)

chlorine(cl-)

24.

what is the approximate charge inside a nerve cell at resting potential?

(a)  

25.

which "chemical" in the brain leads to fight or flight response?

a)

norepinephrine

b)

gaba

c)

dopamine

d)

cyanide

26.

what is the largest part of the brain that also is involved in conscious thought processes that make you, you?

(a)  

27.

which sense does NOT travel through the thalamus to get to the brain?

a)

sight

b)

smell

c)

taste

d)

touch

e)

sound

28.

which part of the brain releases hormones that control hunger anger and temperature?

(a)  

29.

which part of the brain controls blood pressure, heart rate, and respiration?

(a)  

30.

what type of neurons make up the ventral root of the spinal chord?

(a)  

31.

not a question but be able to draw out two connecting neurons and be able to label

-axon

-cell body

-dendrite

-myelin sheath

-nodes of ranvier

-postsynaptic neuron

-presynaptic neuron

-synaptic cleft

a)

okk:)

b)

no ew christina ur stupid dont tell me what to do😤

32.

ok brain break!! take abt three minutes to go get some water, walk around, etc:)

a)

ur gonna do great!!

b)

dont stress too much!!

c)

so close to the end of the year dont slack off now (im watching u😒👀)

d)

okkk now select the other three answers to move past this question

33.

which time is referred to as the age of mammals

(a)  

34.

which time is referred to as the age of reptiles

(a)  

35.

which mass extinction occurred in part because of the formation of Pangea along with the subsequent massive volcanic activity located in present day Siberia?

a)

permian

b)

Ordovician

c)

Cretaceous

d)

Devonian

36.

tiktaalik (and other amphibians) showed up during which time?

a)

Devonian

b)

precambrian

c)

silurian

d)

missisipian

37.

which mass extinction, most likely because of a shift in climate as Pangea moved to the South Pole, is the first mass extinction and second largest?

a)

Devonian

b)

cretaceous

c)

Ordovician

d)

permian

38.

which group of dinos eventually gave rise to birds?

(a)  

39.

ammonites lived during which era?

(a)  

40.

the earliest members of the genus homo show up during which epoch

(a)  

41.

which hypothesis suggests life can form through from a non-living primordial soup?

(a)  

42.

list one piece of evidence that liquid water was present on earth 3.8-4 bya

(a)  

43.

the Cambrian explosion has been co-opted by creationists as proof that God created all life at once. explain why the evidence does not support such as claim and why there is an explosion of fossils from that time period in the first place. (click answer explanation to see sample answer)

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44.

explain how we know that an asteroid caused the extinction of the dinosaurs(click explanation to see a sample answer)

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45.

explain what sexual reproduction did for evolution(click explanation to see sample answer)

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46.

WOW!!!! ur doing so great!!! that was alotttt of questions! time for another little brain break. I want u to do three things: 1go drink some more water(eat a snack if u want also) 2listen to a song on ur playlist(dw u have time) -do a few stretches to help u be less stressed

a)

click this answer to move on!!

b)

dont click this one stupid

47.

select all examples of trace fossils below(know how to explain what these tell scientists)

a)

nests

b)

poop💩

c)

skeletons

d)

footprints

e)

shells

48.

when it comes to vertebrate evolution, the fish that gave rise to amphibians which gave rise to reptiles which gave rise to mammals and birds, how is this supported by the fossil record?(click explanation to see sample answer)

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49.

the precambrian explosion separated which of the following

a)

paleozoic era from mesozoic era

b)

precambrian time from paleozoic era

c)

precambrian time from cenozoic era

d)

mesozoic era from cenozoic era

50.

adaptive radiation refers to which of the following?

a)

the wide variety of species that emerge in a relatively (geologically speaking) short time period

b)

a large number of species dying out in a relatively short time period

c)

the ability of a species to reproduce and pass on genes

d)

the mutation of a gene giving rise to a new variation

51.

which of the following is an example of a transitional fossil between land walking mammal and modern whales?

a)

merychippus

b)

dorudon

c)

eusthenopteron

d)

ichthyostega

e)

ambulocetus

52.

which area of evidence showed Darwin that the fixity of species was incorrect and that species do in fact change over time

a)

biogeography

b)

comparative embryology

c)

comparative morphology

d)

the fossil record

e)

molecular biology

53.

which of the following is correct from the fossils and the layers they are in below

--------------

a

--------------

a b

--------------

c b

--------------

c b d

-------------

b c e

a)

species e went extinct before species c

b)

species a is the youngest

c)

species d is older than species b

54.

which of the following fossils would look the least like modern species

------

a

------

b

------

c

------

d

a)

a

b)

b

c)

c

d)

d

55.

which of the following compounds was not believed to be present in the earths early atmosphere

a)

h2o

b)

h2s

c)

n2

d)

o2

e)

ch4

56.

formation of monomers that make up biomolecules was shown to be possible by which of the following experiments

a)

opaline-haldane

b)

miller-urey

c)

Hershey-chase

d)

watson-crick

e)

mickey-mouse

57.

a fossil with a 1/8 the amount of c14, as the environment would be estimated to be how old?

a)

716

b)

17,190

c)

45,840

d)

22,920

58.

which of the following is a drawback of relative dating

a)

expensive to perform

b)

doesnt give an exact age

c)

radiation involved is dangerous

d)

can only date fossils 60,000 years or younger

e)

all of the above

59.

the first organisms that arose were believed to be which of the following

a)

chemosynthetic

b)

eukaryotic

c)

prokaryotic

d)

anaerobic

e)

photosynthetic

60.

the early oceans were believed to be full of which of the following elements

a)

iodine

b)

iron

c)

iridium

d)

copper

e)

sulfer

61.

micelles and proteinoid microspheres are evidence of which of the following

a)

liquid water on early earth

b)

membranes can form through nonliving chemical means

c)

photosynthesis emerging

d)

formation of eukaryotic cells

e)

how life began

62.

which of the following is known as the age of fishes

a)

Cambrian

b)

ordovician

c)

silurian

d)

Devonian

e)

carboniferous

63.

which period is when vast amounts of fossil fuels were formed

(a)  

64.

which of the following periods did not have a mass extinction at the end of it

a)

Devonian

b)

ordovician

c)

permian

d)

jurassic

65.

punctuated equilibrium refers to which of the following

a)

increase in species after mass extinction

b)

the slow gradual change of species from ancestral form to modern form

c)

rapid bursts of change followed by long periods of a species not changing

d)

the belief that species do not change their form

e)

older rock layers are deeper than more recent layers

66.

which of the following are characteristics desired in an index fossil

a)

easily identifiable

b)

lived for a short period of time

c)

found in only one or two rock layers

d)

found all over the world

67.

synapsid reptiles gave rise to which of the following

a)

birds

b)

turtles

c)

plesiosaurs

d)

dinos

e)

mammals

68.

what is known as the age of dinos(give a one word answer)

(a)  

69.

which time did whales and dolphins originate during(one word answer pls)

(a)  

70.

which of the following would have the least chance of getting fossilised

a)

bone

b)

teeth

c)

shell

d)

muscle

e)

wood

71.

carbon 14 might be able to be used for dating which of the following species

a)

trilobites

b)

homosapiens

c)

archaeopteryx

d)

tyrannosaurus rex

e)

all of the above

72.

list the three reptilian characteristics of the archaeopteryx

(a)  

73.

list the two avian characteristics of archaeopteryx

(a)  

74.

why is the fossil record incomplete

a)

many organisms dont leave fossils when they die

b)

many organisms get buried in volcanic ash

c)

only fossils from recent past are available

d)

excludes marine species

e)

soft animal parts never fossilize

75.

what is the process of fossils being buried by layers of sand mud and dirt, and then these minerals latching into the bone or other parts

(a)  

76.

from the atomic weights listed below, which would be expected to have the highest concentration in the core of the earth

a)

silicon, si: 28

b)

oxygen, o:16

c)

carbon, c:12

d)

iron, fe:55.8

e)

sulfer, s:32

77.

what did the miller-urey experiment show

a)

how membrane like structures including micelles and proteinoid microspheres form

b)

that monomers of biomolecules require living cells to produce them

c)

that monomers of biomolecules can be formed by nonliving chemical reactions

d)

that polymerisation of monomers requires living cells to link them together

e)

that polymerisation of monomers can occur by nonliving chemical reactions

78.

What term refers to a picture of a cell's chromosomes?

(a)  

79.

whose collection and study of fossils made the unnerving discovery that species can and do go extinct possibly by cataclysmic events

a)

Georges Cuvier

b)

James hutton

c)

Charles Lyell

d)

jean baptiste Lamarck

e)

Alfred russel Wallace

80.

whose pictures of embryos showed the similarities of vertebrates in the early stages and the later stages

a)

Alfred Hershey

b)

oswald Avery

c)

ernst Haeckel

d)

Francis crick

e)

ernst Mayr

81.

who came up with the same basic idea as Darwin, natural selection, while exploring Indonesia

a)

Georges Cuvier

b)

nicolaus steno

c)

James hutton

d)

jean baptiste Lamarck

e)

Alfred russel Wallace

82.

whose essay, the principles of population, clued Darwin into the notion that there are too many individuals and not enough resources, and thus a struggle to survive

a)

Charles Lyell

b)

Georges Cuvier

c)

jean baptiste Lamarck

d)

Thomas malthus

e)

James hutton

83.

whose hypothesis for how evolution happens, known as the inheritance of acquired traits, turned out to be incorrect

a)

James hutton

b)

Georges Cuvier

c)

jean baptiste Lamarck

d)

Thomas malthus

e)

Alfred russel Wallace

84.

which of the following are considered homologous structures

a)

the hands of orangutangs and gorillas

b)

the wings of penguins and bats

c)

the tail fins of sharks and dolphins

d)

the lack of legs in snakes and caecilians(legless amphibian)

85.

who was the first to propose an old earth, one that had formed and been shaped very slowly, which led to his principle of uniformitarianism

a)

Georges Cuvier

b)

nicolaus steno

c)

James hutton

d)

Thomas malthus

e)

carolus linnaeus

86.

artificial selection refers to which of the following ideas

a)

each individual within a species is a little bit different from each other

b)

the environment will choose which individuals are best fit to survive and reproduce

c)

humans breed individuals within a species according to the traits we desire

d)

the emergent of similar traits within closely related species

87.

Bacterial cells divide by which of the following processes?

a)

Microkinesis

b)

Binary Fusion

c)

Mitosis

d)

Binary Fission

88.

Which of the following occurs during Telophase?

a)

DNA de-condenses

b)

Mitotic Spindle forms

c)

Centrioles split and move towards the poles

d)

Nuclear Membrane deteriorates

89.

During which stage of the cell cycle do cells replicate their DNA?

(a)  

90.

During which stage of mitosis do the chromosomes line up in the middle of the cell?

a)

Prophase

b)

Telophase

c)

Metaphase

d)

Anaphase

91.

During prophase which of the following would happen?

a)

Centrioles split

b)

Spindle Apparatus forms

c)

Chromosomes form

d)

Nuclear membrane dissolves

92.

The contractile ring is primarily formed from which protein?

a)

Spongin

b)

Tubulin

c)

Cyclins

d)

Actin

93.

Which term refers to the indentation that forms where a eukaryotic animal cell divides?

a)

Cleavage Furrow

b)

Kinetochore

c)

Cell Plate

d)

Centrosome

94.

The polar fibers of the mitotic spindle are involved in which of the following?

a)

Maneuvering the chromosomes to the middle of the cell

b)

Elongating the cell before it divides

c)

Separating the sister chromatids

d)

Connecting the spindle fiber to the chromosome

95.

Which family of proteins is involved in controlling the cell's progress through the cell cycle?

a)

Cyclin Family of Proteins

b)

Hox Family of Proteins

c)

Tubulin Family of Proteins

d)

Fibrinogen Family of Proteins

96.

In the cell cycle, external regulators typically direct cells to do which of the following?

a)

All of these

b)

Grow uncontrollably

c)

Speed up or slow down the cell cycle

d)

Stop and go through stages of the cell cycle

97.

Cyclin B would immediately send a cell into what stage of the cell cycle?

(a)  

98.

Which of the following is involved in cell differentiation?

a)

Through the expression of the same genes but at different times of the cell's cycle

b)

Through the expression of different genes

c)

Through the expression of the same genes but in different amounts

d)

By influences from neighboring cells

99.

Apoptosis is best described by which of the following examples?

a)

Cancer cells spreading into other tissue types

b)

The fusion of sperm and egg

c)

The formation of the hollow ball of cells about five days after conception

d)

The cells in the webbing between the fingers going away as the hand develops

100.

Pyroptosis is in response to which of the following

a)

Cells that are infected by a virus or bacterium

b)

Cells that are no longer needed as the body develops

c)

Cells that have gone into cell cycle arrest

101.

During pyroptosis, gasdermin proteins cause the cell to destroy itself by which of the following ways?

a)

They open holes in the cell membrane

b)

They destroy the DNA leading to the cell being unable to be controlled

c)

They shut down ATP production in the cell eventually starving the cell of energy

d)

They stimulate the lysosome to begin autolysis

102.

Cancer that occurs in the connective tissues is referred to as what?

(a)  

103.

UV radiation from the sun is an example of which of the following?

a)

Chromosomal mutation

b)

Silent Mutation

c)

Physical carcinogen

d)

Chemical carcinogen

104.

Many cancers have been found to have a mutation in which gene?

(a)  

105.

Cancer of the epithelial tissue is known as what?

(a)  

106.

What term refers to a gene that, normally would control the cell cycle, but has mutated and is causing uncontrolled cell growth?

(a)  

107.

Which of the following statements is correct?

a)

Tumor cells that are metastasizing must be actively going through the cell cycle

b)

Tumor cells that are metastasizing must be in cell cycle arrest

c)

Tumor cells that are benign must be in cell cycle arrest

108.

Cells of the blastocyst's inner cell mass are best described as which of the following?

(a)  

109.

As cells grow larger, two problems arise. Explain what the two problems are, and how a cell could stay larger and get around these two problems.

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110.

Know how to calculate the surface area, volume, and surface area/volume ratios

a)

....ok?

b)

go fall in a puddle

111.

Explain the positive attributes of both adult and embryonic stem cells as well as the drawbacks to both. Explain what iPS cells, or induced pluripotent stem cells, are and how they could "change" stem cells therapy.

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112.

The length of time that it takes a cell to progress through the cell cycle is known as which of the following?

a)

The cycle of life

b)

Progression Time

c)

Cytocycle

d)

Generation Time

113.

Which protein is the primary protein in centrioles and spindle fibers?

(a)  

114.

Which of the following is not part of the mitotic spindle?

a)

Polar fibers

b)

Contractile ring

c)

Centrosome region

d)

Centrioles

115.

The majority of cell growth takes place during which of the following?

a)

G2

b)

S-Phase

c)

G1

d)

M-Phase

116.

During which stage of mitosis do the sister chromatids separate?

(a)  

117.

During the S-phase of the cell cycle, DNA can be found in which form?

(a)  

118.

Which of the following is part of Interphase?

a)

S-Phase

b)

Prophase

c)

Mitosis

d)

Anaphase

119.

What refers to the area where sister chromatids are connected together on a chromosome?

(a)  

120.

whose idea the principle of superposition stated that if undisturbed, lower layers of rocks are older than the ones above them

a)

Georges Cuvier

b)

nicolaus steno

c)

James hutton

d)

Thomas malthus

e)

Charles Lyell

121.

Know the order of the stages and phases of the cell cycle

a)

FiNe

b)

I'd rather fail, thanks

122.

List the 8 current taxa (from largest to smallest) used in Systematics?

(a)  

123.

What does the Biological Species Concept state? Give an instance where the Biological Species concept cannot be used.

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124.

the following diagram best represents the formation of which type of structure (ignore the periods I tried to make a chart so there just keeping the spacing)

similar structure

\......../ ....................\......../

\../............................\../

/..................................\

a)

analogous

b)

comparative

c)

endemic

d)

vestigial

e)

homologous

125.

the ancestor of Bactrian camels in Asia, dromedary camels of Africa, and llamas of South America originated on which continent

a)

North America

b)

asia

c)

europe

d)

africa

126.

which of the following are hypotheses proposed for the evidence of lactase persistence in several groups of humans

a)

protein and fats in milk are nutritionally dense

b)

milk is rarely contaminated whereas water supplies could harbor bacteria or parasites

c)

milk would be another food source for humans if their crops were to fail

127.

the success of an organism surviving and reproducing is a measure of...

a)

fitness

b)

speciation

c)

variation

d)

adaptation

e)

analogy

128.

When scientists compared ribosomal RNA among various living organisms, three conclusions could be made, what are they?

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129.

What are three characteristics specific to all mammals?

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130.

Sponges are different from every other animal in the Animal Kingdom. What three traits are unique to the Phylum Porifera?

(a)  

131.

Which of the following describes an evolutionary tree?

a)

It uses extinct species only

b)

It uses prokaryotes species only

c)

It uses both extinct species and living species

d)

It uses animal species only

132.

In a Systematic classification system, different species within the same genus should......

a)

Be able to interbreed and produce fertile offspring

b)

Be more similar to each other that to a species in another genus

c)

Have an identical genome

133.

What are the variations of a species that live in different geographical locations known as?

a)

Hybrids

b)

Taxa

c)

Clades

d)

Sub-Species

134.

Who is known as the Father of Taxonomy for his innovative way of classifying organisms? (First and last name)

(a)  

135.

Cladistics and Systematics have the same goal of classifying organisms based upon evolutionary relationships. How they get there is different though. One thing cladistics does not allow for is paraphyletic groups like the Class Amphibia, Reptilia, Aves, and Mammalia. Explain why these classifications do not work for cladistics.

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136.

which of the following statements is true about two closely related species

a)

similar DNA sequence

b)

similar embryological development

c)

similar body plan

137.

the dna of a wooly mammoth shares 98.5% of its nucleotide sequence with the African elephant. this evidence for evolution would fall into which category?

a)

comparative embryology

b)

comparative morphology

c)

biogeography

d)

molecular biology

e)

the fossil record

138.

The length of time that two species have been evolving separately can e estimated using a tool known as which of the following?

a)

Molecular Clock

b)

Phylogenetic tree

c)

Cladogram

d)

Derived characteristic

139.

Which statements are true?

a)

Genes accumulate mutations at different rates

b)

Mutations happen at a steady rate

c)

Genes accumulate mutation at the same rate

d)

GENES ARE A LIE TOLD TO US BY THE GOVERNMENT

140.

What conclusion would be made if species 1 & species 2 have have significantly different nucleotide sequences

a)

They share a recent common ancestor

b)

One cannot compare different species by DNA sequences

c)

They share a distant common ancestor

d)

They have no ancestry

141.

traits acquired in ones lifetime through use or disuse, such as strong muscles, are known as...

(a)  

142.

the armadillo Darwin ate while in South America and the glyptodont fossils he found are examples of(idk if he acc meant ate or not but thats what was on the test sooo)

a)

species varying locally

b)

species varying globally

c)

species varying through time

d)

species varying spatially

e)

species being fixed

143.

in looking at the dome shaped shell of Galapagos tortoises on one island and the saddleback shaped shell of Galapagos tortoises on another island, what did Darwin realize

a)

closely related species(or subspecies) differ when in different environments

b)

species have their closest relatives at far away locations

c)

very different species have similarities in similar habitats

d)

species(and subspecies) are fixed in their form

e)

all of the above

144.

island species typically have their closest relative where

a)

all species are separate from each other

b)

in the oceans surrounding the island

c)

the closest mainland

d)

far away islands with similar habitats

145.

which area of evidence did Darwin not have at his disposal

a)

comparative morphology

b)

biogeography

c)

comparative embryology

d)

molecular biology

146.

Members of the Domain Eukarya and the Kingdom Plantae would have which of the following

a)

Heterotrophic

b)

Cell wall made of Cellulose

c)

Abs

d)

Multicellular

147.

What characteristic links birds more closely to crocodiles than other reptiles?

a)

They're both Dinos in disguise

b)

4 limbs

c)

A 4 chambered heart

d)

An amniotic egg

148.

Which of the following allowed reptiles to truly break free from water in a a way amphibians could not?

a)

Scales made of Keratin

b)

Four limbs

c)

Amniotic egg with a shell

d)

Amphibians just had a skill issue

149.

An organisms whose cells lack a nucleus and have a cell wall made up of peptidoglycan would be classified in which of the following?

a)

Domain Eukarya and Kingdom Fungi

b)

Domain Eukarya and Kingdom Protista

c)

Domain Archaea and Kingdom Archaebacteria

d)

Domain Bacteria and Kingdom Eubacteria

150.

What term refers to the emergence of a distinct head region in an organism?

a)

Cephalization

b)

Coelomation

c)

Stomation

d)

Gastrulation

151.

The development of an egg shell in reptiles helps separate them from amphibians. From the view of a frog, the EGG SHELL is _____ when comparing them to lizards, snakes, and crocodiles?

a)

polyphyletic

b)

A shared characteristic

c)

monophyletic

d)

A derived characteristic

152.

Which of the following refers to the cancer of the blood-fluid forming tissue

a)

Carcinoma

b)

Sarcoma

c)

Lymphoma

d)

Leukemia

153.

the bone structure of a bats wing is more similar to the bone structure of

a)

a hawks wing

b)

a lizards front leg

c)

harpers widdle wegs🥺🍼🎀

d)

a dogs front leg

154.

What term refers to a tumor whose cells can spread to other tissues, organs, or locations in the body?

a)

Carcinogen

b)

Benign

c)

Malignant

d)

Oncogene

155.

Totipotent stem cells can form which of the following?

a)

Muscle cells of the body

b)

Nerve cells of the body

c)

Blood cells of the body

d)

Cells of the placenta

156.

What term refers to the DNA-controlled programmed death of a cell after it has accomplished its function in the body? (one word)

(a)  

157.

Give an example of a physical carcinogen

a)

Sunlight (radiation)

b)

Christina's nonexistent rapping skills :)

c)

Tobacco

d)

DAVID

158.

Describe two ways to treat cancer

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159.

to follow the spread of humanity from strictly the paternal lineage on would compare which of the following

a)

mutations in nucleotide sequences in the autosomal chromosome

b)

mutations in nucleotide sequences of the x chromosome

c)

mutations in nucleotide sequences of the y chromosome

d)

mutations in nucleotide sequences in mitochondrial dna

160.

the Galapagos tortoise and the Aldabra tortoise both being very large tortoises is an example of which of the following

a)

coevolution

b)

convergent evolution

c)

divergent evolution

d)

punctuated equilibrium

161.

Which of the following correctly describes a gamete

a)

A diploid skin cell

b)

A haploid sperm cell

c)

A diploid egg cell

d)

A diploid zygote

162.

What term refers to an identical pair of chromosomes?

a)

Heterozygous

b)

Homozygous

c)

Haploid

d)

Homologous

163.

Explain how identical twins occur

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164.

which of the following would you not expect to find in the embryogenesis of birds

a)

egg shell and yolk sac

b)

teeth

c)

hair made of keratin

d)

pharyngeal (gill) slits

e)

barney

165.

fill in the blanks: biological evolution by natural selection is when genes__, individuals__, and species__.

a)

evolve, mutate, are selected for

b)

are selected for, mutate, evolve

c)

mutate, are selected for, evolve

d)

evolve, are selected for, mutate

166.

which term refers to the blending of evolution and genetics

a)

GENOLUTION🤩

b)

punctuated equillibrium

c)

the modern synthesis

d)

excelsium proposition

e)

principle of uniformitarianim

167.

which two species would have more similarities in embryological development longer?

a)

chicken and crocodile

b)

mouse and turtle

c)

vaughn and a fruit fly

d)

duck and dog

e)

duck and chicken

168.

limb buds would be found in the embryogenesis of which of the following

a)

amphibians

b)

reptiles

c)

mammals

169.

the Virginia opossum is found in sc(and many other us states) bc of which of the following reasons

a)

the great American schism

b)

the great American interchange

c)

common ancestry

d)

convergent evolution

e)

bc mr rice murdered their family and now their seeking revenge so they followed him all the way to sc

170.

1. explain what the Wallace line actually is(not just an imaginary line)

2. explain how it shows the concept of convergent evolution

3. explain how it shows common ancestry and common descent

(click explanation to see sample answer)

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171.

why do vestigial structures like the muscles that attach to the human ear still persist if they have no function (click explanation for a sample answer)

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172.

not a question but know how to draw out a phylogenetic tree

a)

ok thanks

b)

😮‍💨🥵😩😼💦😈

173.

when dr Micheal denton compared various vertebrate species to a silk moth (invertebrate) he came up with similar percentages in the difference of the sequences between them. he states that this is evidence against evolution because it doesnt show the progression from fish to amphibian to reptile to mammal. explain his error and how he inadvertently supports the theory of evolution. if u want, draw a picture on a piece of paper or smth bc he said he likes those so yk how to draw it on ur test

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174.

Which of the following occurs during Anaphase 1 of Meiosis

a)

Homologous chromosomes separate from each other

b)

The production of two diploid cells

c)

Sister chromatids separate from each other

d)

The genome is copied

175.

Where the "break" is on each chromatid during crossing over. (one word).

(a)  

176.

If the zygote has three chromosome #4s, all three "different:, non-disjunction occurred during which stage of Meiosis in one parent?

a)

During S phase

b)

During Meiosis 1

c)

During Mitosis

d)

During Meiosis 2

177.

In Oogenesis, the cells that do not get much cytoplasm after cytokinesis are known as which of the following?

a)

Polar bodies

b)

Acrosomes

c)

Tetrads

d)

Alleles

178.

The idea that you have two "factors" for each trait, but you can only give one to your offspring refers to which Mendelian Principle?

a)

Principle of Independent Assortment of Traits

b)

Principle of Incomplete Dominance

c)

Principle of Dominance

d)

Principle of Segregation

179.

A human female's egg has how many chromosomes in it?

(a)  

180.

Know how to draw a punnet square and find the ratios for it

a)

PUSS PUSS

b)

eh

181.

DNA is chromatin form during all of the following stages except which?

a)

S Phase

b)

Interphase

c)

Anaphase

d)

G1 phase

182.

not a question but know how to map genes and use pedigrees

a)

gracias

b)

merci

c)

arigato

d)

no🤬

183.

the rattles found on the different species of rattlesnakes in north and central america and the northern part of South America are examples of which of the following

a)

analogous structures from convergent evolution

b)

homologous structures from convergent evolution

c)

analogous structures from divergent evolution

d)

homologous structures from divergent evolution

184.

the term endemic refers to...

a)

found all over the world

b)

found in only one place in the world

c)

similar bc of common ancestry

d)

similar bc of common environment

e)

zamam's pull game(needs work)

185.

the amniotic membrane would be found in the embryogenesis of which of the following

a)

amphibians

b)

reptiles

c)

mammals

186.

whose drawings of embryos do antievolutionists complain were faked and thus unreliable

a)

ernst Mayr

b)

ernst sybert

c)

ernst stryker

d)

ernst haekel

e)

dariens (he's practically bob ross🤩)

187.

explain what natural selection pressure caused the darker coloration to be the dominant coloration of mice of the darker lava flows

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188.

the mutations causing a darker coloured mouse would be considered homologous

a)

true

b)

false

c)

who cares

189.

BRAIN BREAK!! idk do what u want for like ten min

fun questions to answer:

1. if there was a zombie acopalypse and u can pick only three ppl from ur bio class to be on ur team, who would they be

2. if u were a wrestler what would be ur entrance theme song

3. if u were famous, what would u be famous for

4. what's ur fav sandwich

5.if u wrote an autobiography what would u title it

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190.

Which of the following occurs during Prophase (1)?

a)

The spindle apparatus forms

b)

The DNA de-condenses

c)

The nuclear membrane reforms

d)

The sister chromatids are separated

191.

When the chromosomes align along the middle of the cell, the cell is said to be in which stage?

a)

Telophase

b)

Metaphase

c)

Anaphase

d)

Prophase

192.

For the most part, neurons or "nerve cells", do not divide, a cell stage known as which of the following?

a)

M Phase

b)

G0

c)

G1

d)

G2

193.

SOMATIC refers to which of the following?

a)

A gene having multiple effect through-out the body

b)

Only the sperm and egg cells

c)

Cells that no longer are going through the cell cycle

d)

All of the cells of the human body, with the exception of sperm and egg

194.

In humans, as on oocyte goes through the process of Oogenesis, it creates which of the following?

(a)  

195.

Spermatogenesis, in which one spermatocyte from four sperm cells, in humans creates which of the following?

(a)  

196.

What term refers to cells that have both chromosomes of each pair of chromosomes found in an organism?

a)

Homozygous

b)

Haploid

c)

Diploid

d)

Homologous

197.

Describe the structure of a chromosome (the names of the arms and which is which, what connects the sister chromatids, and what is on the ends of these chromatids)

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198.

To follow humanity's lineage through the paternal line, science would compare which of the following?

a)

Y chromosomes

b)

X chromosomes

c)

Barr bodies

d)

Mitochondrial DNA

199.

Barbara McClintock made an unusual discovery during her research of corn, that genes do not always stay in one spot. What scientific term refers to these so-called "jumping genes"

a)

Inversions

b)

Centrosomes

c)

Telomeres

d)

Transposons

200.

What term refers to the different versions of a specific gene?

a)

Homologous

b)

Synapsis

c)

Alleles

d)

Homozygous

201.

The division of the cell, of its cytoplasm, occurs during which stage?

a)

Mitosis

b)

Interphase

c)

Cytokinesis

d)

Meiosis

202.

During what stage of the cell cycle does the DNA get replicated?

a)

M Phase

b)

Prophase

c)

Anaphase

d)

S Phase

203.

the groups or levels of organization in linnaeus' classification system are known as what? (Plural version)

(a)  

204.

what language does science predominantly use to scientifically name organisms

(a)  

205.

who came up with the biological species concept

(a)  

206.

list the 8 levels of the taxonomic system in order from broadest to smallest (dont put commas in between just spaces)

(a)  

207.

Which of the following would occur during Prophase 2 once the spindle apparatus was broken down during telophase 1?

a)

The spindle apparatus is formed

b)

The DNA condenses

c)

The nuclear membrane dissolves

208.

Which of the following occurs during Meiosis 2?

a)

The DNA gets replicated

b)

The sister chromatids get separated

c)

The homologous chromosomes get separated

209.

A tetrad forms during which stage of the gametic cell cycle?

a)

Prophase 1 --Metaphase 1

b)

Metaphase 2 -- Anaphase 2

c)

Telophase 1 -- Cytokinesis 1

d)

Prophase 2 -- Cytokinesis 1

210.

variations of one species that live in geographical locations are known as

(a)  

211.

give an example of an analogous structure

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212.

the scientific naming and grouping of organisms based on their evolutionary relationships is known as

(a)  

213.

a characteristic in cladistics that is found in recent parts of a lineage but not in older members is known as a

(a)  

214.

what is the defining characteristic of the domain eukarya and the kingdom plantae

(a)  

215.

why do we assign scientific names to species

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216.

discuss the biological species concept

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217.

female ligers are fertile, but male ligers are sterile. do you think tigers and lions are the same species or not and why

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218.

explain what the problem is when using structural similarities to classify organisms

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219.

similar structures in species because of common ancestry are known as

(a)  

220.

If a zygote has three chromosomes, all three different versions, which of the following must have happened?

a)

Crossing over occurred during Meiosis 1

b)

Crossing over occurred during Meiosis 2

c)

Non-disjunction occurred during Meiosis 2

d)

Non-disjunction occurred during Meiosis 1

221.

Which of the following would occur during crossing over if the chiasma occurred at two different locations?

a)

Neither chromosomes involved would be able to transcribe their genes

b)

One chromosome would undergo a chromosomal deletion, the other a chromosomal duplication

c)

Both chromosomes involved would undergo chromosomal duplications

d)

Both chromosomes involved would swap equal amounts of DNA and genes

222.

which of the following is the correct scientific name for the pond slider?

a)

Trachemys-Scripta

b)

Trachemys-scripta

c)

trachemys Scripta

d)

Trachemys scripta

e)

toes

223.

Which of the following is NOT a characteristic that scientists would want in an organism used to study genetics

a)

Is not dangerous

b)

Becomes reproductive early in it's life/short life cycle

c)

Gives birth to one offspring at a time

d)

Is inexpensive to care for

224.

A Punnett square is used to determine which of the following?

a)

The actual outcome of meiosis

b)

The probable outcome of offspring from parents

c)

The actual outcome of offspring from parents

d)

The probable outcome of meiosis

225.

which of the following would be considered an analogous structure

a)

feathers on different bird species

b)

opposable thumbs on gorillas orangutans chimps and humans

c)

lungs of a crocodile penguin and raccoon

d)

exoskeleton of a lobster and fiddler crab

e)

tail fins of a tuna and tail fins of a whale

226.

which of the following is a branching diagram that shows the evolutionary relationships of species and includes extinct species that gave rise to modern species along with dead end branches

a)

cladogram

b)

evolutionary tree

c)

phylogenetic tree

d)

polyphyletic tree

e)

monophyletic tree

227.

which term refers to the two name scientific name

(a)  

228.

Which of the following would be described as a "carrier"?

a)

A Homozygous individual that does not show signs of the disorder

b)

A Heterozygous individual that shows signs of the disorder

c)

A Heterozygous individual that does not show signs of the disorder

d)

A Homozygous individual that shows signs of the disorder

229.

A autosomal disorder in humans would refer to which of the following?

a)

Any disorder where multiple genes have failed to produce their proper proteins

b)

Any disorder caused by something other than a mutation in the nucleotide sequence of the gene

c)

Any genetic disorder where the subject has to have both genes mutated

d)

Any disorder that is caused by a mutation in the nucleotide sequence of a gene found on chromosome 1-22

230.

Which ones would NOT be an example of epigenetics?

a)

Laying out in the sun to get tan

b)

Males being more susceptible to sex-linked disorders

c)

Falling in a puddle

d)

A mother being stressed during her pregnancy resulting in behavior issues in her child

231.

Who determines the gender of the child

a)

God almighty

b)

Mr. Rice

c)

The male (father)

d)

GBF

e)

The mother

232.

Know how to do a pedigree

a)

Obviously

b)

.

233.

Alfred Russel Wallace was responsible for which of the following?

a)

Introduced the idea of "deep time"

b)

That moments of sudden change, or catastrophes, have shaped Earth and caused extinctions

c)

Finding that one type of mammal was found in one area of Indonesia and other types of mammals in another area

d)

The idea that if human growth remained unchecked, there would not be enough resources for everyone

234.

Nicolaus Steno was responsible for which of the following?

a)

The idea that if human growth remained unchecked, there would not be enough resources for everyone

b)

The moments of sudden change, or catastrophes, have shaped the Earth and caused extinctions

c)

Arguing that the geological processes today are the same as what helped shape the Earth millions of years ago

d)

The idea that the layers of rock connote periods of time on Earth

235.

Thomas Malthus was responsible for which of the following?

a)

Arguing that geological processes today are the same as what helped shape the Earth and cause extinctions

b)

The idea that if human growth remained unchecked, there would not be enough resources for everyone

c)

Finding that one type of mammal was found in one area of Indonesia and other types of mammals in another area

d)

Introduced the idea of "deep time"

236.

how many offspring out of the 64 possible outcomes would have this genotype, TtAaGg

parents are

heterozygous tall homozygous short

heterozygous axial heterozygous axial

homozygous green heterozygous green

(a)  

237.

eye colour, which shows a range to the phenotype, is an example of which nonmendelian principle

(a)  

238.

what is the impact of one gene(or its mutation) on many characteristics of the body known as

(a)  

239.

the blending of two homozygous phenotypes in the heterozygous individual is an example of

(a)  

240.

A trait that has a range of variation to its phenotype, like eye color, would be an example of which of the following?

a)

A trait controlled by a single gene

b)

A trait showing codominance

c)

A trait controlled by several genes

d)

A trait showing incomplete dominance

241.

The AB blood type is a specific example of which of the following principles of genetics?

a)

The Principle of Codominance

b)

The principle of Incomplete Dominance

c)

The Principle of Inheritance of biological Characteristics

d)

The Principle of Dominance

242.

What ratio would occur if Mendel crossed two heterozygous pea plants for a characteristic that was a single gene trait with one dominant version and one recessive version?

a)

25% of the offspring would have the dominant phenotype and 75% would ave the recessive phenotype

b)

50% of the offspring would have the dominant phenotype and 50% would have the recessive phenotype

c)

100% of the offspring would have the dominant phenotype

d)

75% of the offspring would have the dominant phenotype and 25% would have the recessive phenotype

243.

Jean Baptiste Lamarck was responsible for which of the following?

a)

Arguing that the geological processes today are the same as what helped shape the Earth millions of years ago

b)

The idea that if human growth remained unchecked, there would not be enough resources for everyone

c)

The idea of descent with modification due to natural selection

d)

That traits acquired in one's lifetime can be passed on to the next generation

244.

Georges Cuvier was responsible for which of the following?

a)

The idea of descent with modification due to natural selection

b)

That moments of sudden change, or catastrophes, have shaped the Earth and caused extinctions

c)

That species remain "fixed" in their form and can be classified by the similarities and differences in their "fixed" form

d)

Introduced the idea of "deep time"

245.

James Hutton was responsible for which of the following?

a)

The idea that the layers of rock connotate periods of time on Earth

b)

That traits acquired in one's lifetime can be passed on to the next generation

c)

Introduced the idea of "deep time", or a length of time difficult for humans to imagine

d)

Arguing that the geological processes today are the same as what helped shape the Earth millions of years ago

246.

Charles Lyell was responsible for which of the following?

a)

Arguing that the geological processes today are the same as what helped shape the Earth millions of years ago

b)

That moments of sudden change have shaped the Earth and caused extinctions

c)

The idea of "deep time"

d)

The idea that if human growth remained unchecked, there would not be enough resources for everyone

247.

The differences between individuals within a species is referred to as what? (two words)

(a)  

248.

Who is known as the Father of Evolution? (First and Last name)

(a)  

249.

What was the area of evidence was not available (or known) to Charles Darwin but confirms much of what he proposed in his theory about evolution? (Two words)

(a)  

250.

The minimum level of stimulus to activate a neuron

(a)  

251.

What cells produce the Myelin Sheath in the CNS

(a)  

252.

Time after neuron fires where there's no response to stimulation

a)

myelin sheath

b)

relative refractory period

c)

absolute refractory period

d)

nodes of ranvier

e)

DAVIDS PENCIL

253.

Neuron is recovering from action potential and can fire again

a)

absolute refractory period

b)

stimulocytosis

c)

relative refractory period

d)

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up. Looking sharp. Use the stairs. Your father paid good money for those. Sorry. I'm excited. Here's the graduate. We're very proud of you, son. A perfect report card, all B's. Very proud. Ma! I got a thing going here. - You got lint on your fuzz. - Ow! That's me! - Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000. - Bye! Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! - Hey, Adam. - Hey, Barry. - Is that fuzz gel? - A little. Special day, graduation. Never thought I'd make it. Three days grade school, three days high school. Those were awkward. Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around the hive. You did come back different. - Hi, Barry. - Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good. - Hear about Frankie? - Yeah. - You going to the funeral? - No, I'm not going. Everybody knows, sting someone, you die. Don't waste it on a squirrel. Such a hothead. I guess he could have just gotten out of the way. I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day. That's why we don't need vacations. Boy, quite a bit of pomp... under the circumstances. - Well, Adam, today we are men. - We are! - Bee-men. - Amen! Hallelujah! Students, faculty, distinguished bees, please welcome Dean Buzzwell. Welcome, New Hive Oity graduating class of... ...9:15. That concludes our ceremonies. And begins your career at Honex Industries! Will we pick ourjob today? I heard it's just orientation. Heads up! Here we go. Keep your hands and antennas inside the tram at all times. - Wonder what it'll be like? - A little scary. Welcome to Honex, a division of Honesco and a part of the Hexagon Group. This is it! Wow. Wow. We know that you, as a bee, have worked your whole life to get to the point where you can work for your whole life. Honey begins when our valiant Pollen Jocks bring the nectar to the hive. Our top-secret formula is automatically color-corrected, scent-adjusted and bubble-contoured into this soothing sweet syrup with its distinctive golden glow you know as... Honey! - That girl was hot. - She's my cousin! - She is? - Yes, we're all cousins. - Right. You're right. - At Honex, we constantly strive to improve every aspect of bee existence. These bees are stress-testing a new helmet technology. - What do you think he makes? - Not enough. Here we have our latest advancement, the Krelman. - What does that do? - Oatches that little strand of honey that hangs after you pour it. Saves us millions. Oan anyone work on the Krelman? Of course. Most bee jobs are small ones. But bees know that every small job, if it's done well, means a lot. But choose carefully because you'll stay in the job you pick for the rest of your life. The same job the rest of your life? I didn't know that. What's the difference? You'll be happy to know that bees, as a species, haven't had one day off in 27 million years. So you'll just work us to death? We'll sure try. Wow! That blew my mind! "What's the difference?" How can you say that? One job forever? That's an insane choice to have to make. I'm relieved. Now we only have to make one decision in life. But, Adam, how could they never have told us that? Why would you question anything? We're bees. We're the most perfectly functioning society on Earth. You ever think maybe things work a little too well here? Like what? Give me one example. I don't know. But you know what I'm talking about. Please clear the gate. Royal Nectar Force on approach. Wait a second. Oheck it out. - Hey, those are Pollen Jocks! - Wow. I've never seen them this close. They know what it's like outside the hive. Yeah, but some don't come back. - Hey, Jocks! - Hi, Jocks! You guys did great! You're monsters! You're sky freaks! I love it! I love it! - I wonder where they were. - I don't know. Their day's not planned. Outside the hive, flying who knows where, doing who knows what. You can'tjust decide to be a Pollen Jock. You have to be bred for that. Right. Look. That's more pollen than you and I will see in a lifetime. It's just a status symbol. Bees make too much of it. Perhaps. Unless you're wearing it and the ladies see you wearing it. Those ladies? Aren't they our cousins too? Distant. Distant. Look at these two. - Oouple of Hive Harrys. - Let's have fun with them. It must be dangerous being a Pollen Jock. Yeah. Once a bear pinned me against a mushroom! He had a paw on my throat, and with the other, he was slapping me! - Oh, my! - I never thought I'd knock him out. What were you doing during this? Trying to alert the authorities. I can autograph that. A little gusty out there today, wasn't it, comrades? Yeah. Gusty. We're hitting a sunflower patch six miles from here tomorrow. - Six miles, huh? - Barry! A puddle jump for us, but maybe you're not up for it. - Maybe I am. - You are not! We're going 0900 at J-Gate. What do you think, buzzy-boy? Are you bee enough? I might be. It all depends on what 0900 means. Hey, Honex! Dad, you surprised me. You decide what you're interested in? - Well, there's a lot of choices. - But you only get one. Do you ever get bored doing the same job every day? Son, let me tell you about stirring. You grab that stick, and you just move it around, and you stir it around. You get yourself into a rhythm. It's a beautiful thing. You know, Dad, the more I think about it, maybe the honey field just isn't right for me. You were thinking of what, making balloon animals? That's a bad job for a guy with a stinger. Janet, your son's not sure he wants to go into honey! - Barry, you are so funny sometimes. - I'm not trying to be funny. You're not funny! You're going into honey. Our son, the stirrer! - You're gonna be a stirrer? - No one's listening to me! Wait till you see the sticks I have. I could say anything right now. I'm gonna get an ant tattoo! Let's open some honey and celebrate! Maybe I'll pierce my thorax. Shave my antennae. Shack up with a grasshopper. Get a gold tooth and call everybody "dawg"! I'm so proud. - We're starting work today! - Today's the day. Oome on! All the good jobs will be gone. Yeah, right. Pollen counting, stunt bee, pouring, stirrer, front desk, hair removal... - Is it still available? - Hang on. Two left! One of them's yours! Oongratulations! Step to the side. - What'd you get? - Picking crud out. Stellar! Wow! Oouple of newbies? Yes, sir! Our first day! We are ready! Make your choice. - You want to go first? - No, you go. Oh, my. What's available? Restroom attendant's open, not for the reason you think. - Any chance of getting the Krelman? - Sure, you're on. I'm sorry, the Krelman just closed out. Wax monkey's always open. The Krelman opened up again. What happened? A bee died. Makes an opening. See? He's dead. Another dead one. Deady. Deadified. Two more dead. Dead from the neck up. Dead from the neck down. That's life! Oh, this is so hard! Heating, cooling, stunt bee, pourer, stirrer, humming, inspector number seven, lint coordinator, stripe supervisor, mite wrangler. Barry, what do you think I should... Barry? Barry! All right, we've got the sunflower patch in quadrant nine... What happened to you? Where are you? - I'm going out. - Out? Out where? - Out there. - Oh, no! I have to, before I go to work for the rest of my life. You're gonna die! You're crazy! Hello? Another call coming in. If anyone's feeling brave, there's a Korean deli on 83rd that gets their roses today. Hey, guys. - Look at that. - Isn't that the kid we saw yesterday? Hold it, son, flight deck's restricted. It's OK, Lou. We're gonna take him up. Really? Feeling lucky, are you? Sign here, here. Just initial that. - Thank you. - OK. You got a rain advisory today, and as you all know, bees cannot fly in rain. So be careful. As always, watch your brooms, hockey sticks, dogs, birds, bears and bats. Also, I got a couple of reports of root beer being poured on us. Murphy's in a home because of it, babbling like a cicada! - That's awful. - And a reminder for you rookies, bee law number one, absolutely no talking to humans! All right, launch positions! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz! Black and yellow! Hello! You ready for this, hot shot? Yeah. Yeah, bring it on. Wind, check. - Antennae, check. - Nectar pack, check. - Wings, check. - Stinger, check. Scared out of my shorts, check. OK, ladies, let's move it out! Pound those petunias, you striped stem-suckers! All of you, drain those flowers! Wow! I'm out! I can't believe I'm out! So blue. I feel so fast and free! Box kite! Wow! Flowers! This is Blue Leader. We have roses visual. Bring it around 30 degrees and hold. Roses! 30 degrees, roger. Bringing it around. Stand to the side, kid. It's got a bit of a kick. That is one nectar collector! - Ever see pollination up close? - No, sir. I pick up some pollen here, sprinkle it over here. Maybe a dash over there, a pinch on that one. See that? It's a little bit of magic. That's amazing. Why do we do that? That's pollen power. More pollen, more flowers, more nectar, more honey for us. Oool. I'm picking up a lot of bright yellow. Oould be daisies. Don't we need those? Oopy that visual. Wait. One of these flowers seems to be on the move. Say again? You're reporting a moving flower? Affirmative. That was on the line! This is the coolest. What is it? I don't know, but I'm loving this color. It smells good. Not like a flower, but I like it. Yeah, fuzzy. Ohemical-y. Oareful, guys. It's a little grabby. My sweet lord of bees! Oandy-brain, get off there! Problem! - Guys! - This could be bad. Affirmative. Very close. Gonna hurt. Mama's little boy. You are way out of position, rookie! Ooming in at you like a missile! Help me! I don't think these are flowers. - Should we tell him? - I think he knows. What is this?! Match point! You can start packing up, honey, because you're about to eat it! Yowser! Gross. There's a bee in the car! - Do something! - I'm driving! - Hi, bee. - He's back here! He's going to sting me! Nobody move. If you don't move, he won't sting you. Freeze!He blinked! Spray him, Granny! What are you doing?! Wow... the tension level out here is unbelievable. I gotta get home. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Oan't fly in rain. Mayday! Mayday! Bee going down! Ken, could you close the window please? Ken, could you close the window please? Oheck out my new resume. I made it into a fold-out brochure. You see? Folds out. Oh, no. More humans. I don't need this. What was that? Maybe this time. This time. This time. This time! This time! This... Drapes! That is diabolical. It's fantastic. It's got all my special skills, even my top-ten favorite movies. What's number one? Star Wars? Nah, I don't go for that... ...kind of stuff. No wonder we shouldn't talk to them. They're out of their minds. When I leave a job interview, they're flabbergasted, can't believe what I say. There's the sun. Maybe that's a way out. I don't remember the sun having a big 75 on it. I predicted global warming. I could feel it getting hotter. At first I thought it was just me. Wait! Stop! Bee! Stand back. These are winter boots. Wait! Don't kill him! You know I'm allergic to them! This thing could kill me! Why does his life have less value than yours? Why does his life have any less value than mine? Is that your statement? I'm just saying all life has value. You don't know what he's capable of feeling. My brochure! There you go, little guy. I'm not scared of him. It's an allergic thing. Put that on your resume brochure. My whole face could puff up. Make it one of your special skills. Knocking someone out is also a special skill. Right. Bye, Vanessa. Thanks. - Vanessa, next week? Yogurt night? - Sure, Ken. You know, whatever. - You could put carob chips on there. - Bye. - Supposed to be less calories. - Bye. I gotta say something. She saved my life. I gotta say something. All right, here it goes. Nah. What would I say? I could really get in trouble. It's a bee law. You're not supposed to talk to a human. I can't believe I'm doing this. I've got to. Oh, I can't do it. Oome on! No. Yes. No. Do it. I can't. How should I start it? "You like jazz?" No, that's no good. Here she comes! Speak, you fool! Hi! I'm sorry. - You're talking. - Yes, I know. You're talking! I'm so sorry. No, it's OK. It's fine. I know I'm dreaming. But I don't recall going to bed. Well, I'm sure this is very disconcerting. This is a bit of a surprise to me. I mean, you're a bee! I am. And I'm not supposed to be doing this, but they were all trying to kill me. And if it wasn't for you... I had to thank you. It's just how I was raised. That was a little weird. - I'm talking with a bee. - Yeah. I'm talking to a bee. And the bee is talking to me! I just want to say I'm grateful. I'll leave now. - Wait! How did you learn to do that? - What? The talking thing. Same way you did, I guess. "Mama, Dada, honey." You pick it up. - That's very funny. - Yeah. Bees are funny. If we didn't laugh, we'd cry with what we have to deal with. Anyway... Oan I... ...get you something? - Like what? I don't know. I mean... I don't know. Ooffee? I don't want to put you out. It's no trouble. It takes two minutes. - It's just coffee. - I hate to impose. - Don't be ridiculous! - Actually, I would love a cup. Hey, you want rum cake? - I shouldn't. - Have some. - No, I can't. - Oome on! I'm trying to lose a couple micrograms. - Where? - These stripes don't help. You look great! I don't know if you know anything about fashion. Are you all right? No. He's making the tie in the cab as they're flying up Madison. He finally gets there. He runs up the steps into the church. The wedding is on. And he says, "Watermelon? I thought you said Guatemalan. Why would I marry a watermelon?" Is that a bee joke? That's the kind of stuff we do. Yeah, different. So, what are you gonna do, Barry? About work? I don't know. I want to do my part for the hive, but I can't do it the way they want. I know how you feel. - You do? - Sure. My parents wanted me to be a lawyer or a doctor, but I wanted to be a florist. - Really? - My only interest is flowers. Our new queen was just elected with that same campaign slogan. Anyway, if you look... There's my hive right there. See it? You're in Sheep Meadow! Yes! I'm right off the Turtle Pond! No way! I know that area. I lost a toe ring there once. - Why do girls put rings on their toes? - Why not? - It's like putting a hat on your knee. - Maybe I'll try that. - You all right, ma'am? - Oh, yeah. Fine. Just having two cups of coffee! Anyway, this has been great. Thanks for the coffee. Yeah, it's no trouble. Sorry I couldn't finish it. If I did, I'd be up the rest of my life. Are you...? Oan I take a piece of this with me? Sure! Here, have a crumb. - Thanks! - Yeah. All right. Well, then... I guess I'll see you around. Or not. OK, Barry. And thank you so much again... for before. Oh, that? That was nothing. Well, not nothing, but... Anyway... This can't possibly work. He's all set to go. We may as well try it. OK, Dave, pull the chute. - Sounds amazing. - It was amazing! It was the scariest, happiest moment of my life. Humans! I can't believe you were with humans! Giant, scary humans! What were they like? Huge and crazy. They talk crazy. They eat crazy giant things. They drive crazy. - Do they try and kill you, like on TV? - Some of them. But some of them don't. - How'd you get back? - Poodle. You did it, and I'm glad. You saw whatever you wanted to see. You had your "experience." Now you can pick out yourjob and be normal. - Well... - Well? Well, I met someone. You did? Was she Bee-ish? - A wasp?! Your parents will kill you! - No, no, no, not a wasp. - Spider? - I'm not attracted to spiders. I know it's the hottest thing, with the eight legs and all. I can't get by that face. So who is she? She's... human. No, no. That's a bee law. You wouldn't break a bee law. - Her name's Vanessa. - Oh, boy. She's so nice. And she's a florist! Oh, no! You're dating a human florist! We're not dating. You're flying outside the hive, talking to humans that attack our homes with power washers and M-80s! One-eighth a stick of dynamite! She saved my life! And she understands me. This is over! Eat this. This is not over! What was that? - They call it a crumb. - It was so stingin' stripey! And that's not what they eat. That's what falls off what they eat! - You know what a Oinnabon is? - No. It's bread and cinnamon and frosting. They heat it up... Sit down! ...really hot! - Listen to me! We are not them! We're us. There's us and there's them! Yes, but who can deny the heart that is yearning? There's no yearning. Stop yearning. Listen to me! You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. Thinking bee! - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! There he is. He's in the pool. You know what your problem is, Barry? I gotta start thinking bee? How much longer will this go on? It's been three days! Why aren't you working? I've got a lot of big life decisions to think about. What life? You have no life! You have no job. You're barely a bee! Would it kill you to make a little honey? Barry, come out. Your father's talking to you. Martin, would you talk to him? Barry, I'm talking to you! You coming? Got everything? All set! Go ahead. I'll catch up. Don't be too long. Watch this! Vanessa! - We're still here. - I told you not to yell at him. He doesn't respond to yelling! - Then why yell at me? - Because you don't listen! I'm not listening to this. Sorry, I've gotta go. - Where are you going? - I'm meeting a friend. A girl? Is this why you can't decide? Bye. I just hope she's Bee-ish. They have a huge parade of flowers every year in Pasadena? To be in the Tournament of Roses, that's every florist's dream! Up on a float, surrounded by flowers, crowds cheering. A tournament. Do the roses compete in athletic events? No. All right, I've got one. How come you don't fly everywhere? It's exhausting. Why don't you run everywhere? It's faster. Yeah, OK, I see, I see. All right, your turn. TiVo. You can just freeze live TV? That's insane! You don't have that? We have Hivo, but it's a disease. It's a horrible, horrible disease. Oh, my. Dumb bees! You must want to sting all those jerks. We try not to sting. It's usually fatal for us. So you have to watch your temper. Very carefully. You kick a wall, take a walk, write an angry letter and throw it out. Work through it like any emotion: Anger, jealousy, lust. Oh, my goodness! Are you OK? Yeah. - What is wrong with you?! - It's a bug. He's not bothering anybody. Get out of here, you creep! What was that? A Pic 'N' Save circular? Yeah, it was. How did you know? It felt like about 10 pages. Seventy-five is pretty much our limit. You've really got that down to a science. - I lost a cousin to Italian Vogue. - I'll bet. What in the name of Mighty Hercules is this? How did this get here? Oute Bee, Golden Blossom, Ray Liotta Private Select? - Is he that actor? - I never heard of him. - Why is this here? - For people. We eat it. You don't have enough food of your own? - Well, yes. - How do you get it? - Bees make it. - I know who makes it! And it's hard to make it! There's heating, cooling, stirring. You need a whole Krelman thing! - It's organic. - It's our-ganic! It's just honey, Barry. Just what?! Bees don't know about this! This is stealing! A lot of stealing! You've taken our homes, schools, hospitals! This is all we have! And it's on sale?! I'm getting to the bottom of this. I'm getting to the bottom of all of this! Hey, Hector. - You almost done? - Almost. He is here. I sense it. Well, I guess I'll go home now and just leave this nice honey out, with no one around. You're busted, box boy! I knew I heard something. So you can talk! I can talk. And now you'll start talking! Where you getting the sweet stuff? Who's your supplier? I don't understand. I thought we were friends. The last thing we want to do is upset bees! You're too late! It's ours now! You, sir, have crossed the wrong sword! You, sir, will be lunch for my iguana, Ignacio! Where is the honey coming from? Tell me where! Honey Farms! It comes from Honey Farms! Orazy person! What horrible thing has happened here? These faces, they never knew what hit them. And now they're on the road to nowhere! Just keep still. What? You're not dead? Do I look dead? They will wipe anything that moves. Where you headed? To Honey Farms. I am onto something huge here. I'm going to Alaska. Moose blood, crazy stuff. Blows your head off! I'm going to Tacoma. - And you? - He really is dead. All right. Uh-oh! - What is that?! - Oh, no! - A wiper! Triple blade! - Triple blade? Jump on! It's your only chance, bee! Why does everything have to be so doggone clean?! How much do you people need to see?! Open your eyes! Stick your head out the window! From NPR News in Washington, I'm Oarl Kasell. But don't kill no more bugs! - Bee! - Moose blood guy!! - You hear something? - Like what? Like tiny screaming. Turn off the radio. Whassup, bee boy? Hey, Blood. Just a row of honey jars, as far as the eye could see. Wow! I assume wherever this truck goes is where they're getting it. I mean, that honey's ours. - Bees hang tight. - We're all jammed in. It's a close community. Not us, man. We on our own. Every mosquito on his own. - What if you get in trouble? - You a mosquito, you in trouble. Nobody likes us. They just smack. See a mosquito, smack, smack! At least you're out in the world. You must meet girls. Mosquito girls try to trade up, get with a moth, dragonfly. Mosquito girl don't want no mosquito. You got to be kidding me! Mooseblood's about to leave the building! So long, bee! - Hey, guys! - Mooseblood! I knew I'd catch y'all down here. Did you bring your crazy straw? We throw it in jars, slap a label on it, and it's pretty much pure profit. What is this place? A bee's got a brain the size of a pinhead. They are pinheads! Pinhead. - Oheck out the new smoker. - Oh, sweet. That's the one you want. The Thomas 3000! Smoker? Ninety puffs a minute, semi-automatic. Twice the nicotine, all the tar. A couple breaths of this knocks them right out. They make the honey, and we make the money. "They make the honey, and we make the money"? Oh, my! What's going on? Are you OK? Yeah. It doesn't last too long. Do you know you're in a fake hive with fake walls? Our queen was moved here. We had no choice. This is your queen? That's a man in women's clothes! That's a drag queen! What is this? Oh, no! There's hundreds of them! Bee honey. Our honey is being brazenly stolen on a massive scale! This is worse than anything bears have done! I intend to do something. Oh, Barry, stop. Who told you humans are taking our honey? That's a rumor. Do these look like rumors? That's a conspiracy theory. These are obviously doctored photos. How did you get mixed up in this? He's been talking to humans. - What? - Talking to humans?! He has a human girlfriend. And they make out! Make out? Barry! We do not. - You wish you could. - Whose side are you on? The bees! I dated a cricket once in San Antonio. Those crazy legs kept me up all night. Barry, this is what you want to do with your life? I want to do it for all our lives. Nobody works harder than bees! Dad, I remember you coming home so overworked your hands were still stirring. You couldn't stop. I remember that. What right do they have to our honey? We live on two cups a year. They put it in lip balm for no reason whatsoever! Even if it's true, what can one bee do? Sting them where it really hurts. In the face! The eye! - That would hurt. - No. Up the nose? That's a killer. There's only one place you can sting the humans, one place where it matters. Hive at Five, the hive's only full-hour action news source. No more bee beards! With Bob Bumble at the anchor desk. Weather with Storm Stinger. Sports with Buzz Larvi. And Jeanette Ohung. - Good evening. I'm Bob Bumble. - And I'm Jeanette Ohung. A tri-county bee, Barry Benson, intends to sue the human race for stealing our honey, packaging it and profiting from it illegally! Tomorrow night on Bee Larry King, we'll have three former queens here in our studio, discussing their new book, Olassy Ladies, out this week on Hexagon. Tonight we're talking to Barry Benson. Did you ever think, "I'm a kid from the hive. I can't do this"? Bees have never been afraid to change the world. What about Bee Oolumbus? Bee Gandhi? Bejesus? Where I'm from, we'd never sue humans. We were thinking of stickball or candy stores. How old are you? The bee community is supporting you in this case, which will be the trial of the bee century. You know, they have a Larry King in the human world too. It's a common name. Next week... He looks like you and has a show and suspenders and colored dots... Next week... Glasses, quotes on the bottom from the guest even though you just heard 'em. Bear Week next week! They're scary, hairy and here live. Always leans forward, pointy shoulders, squinty eyes, very Jewish. In tennis, you attack at the point of weakness! It was my grandmother, Ken. She's 81. Honey, her backhand's a joke! I'm not gonna take advantage of that? Quiet, please. Actual work going on here. - Is that that same bee? - Yes, it is! I'm helping him sue the human race. - Hello. - Hello, bee. This is Ken. Yeah, I remember you. Timberland, size ten and a half. Vibram sole, I believe. Why does he talk again? Listen, you better go 'cause we're really busy working. But it's our yogurt night! Bye-bye. Why is yogurt night so difficult?! You poor thing. You two have been at this for hours! Yes, and Adam here has been a huge help. - Frosting... - How many sugars? Just one. I try not to use the competition. So why are you helping me? Bees have good qualities. And it takes my mind off the shop. Instead of flowers, people are giving balloon bouquets now. Those are great, if you're three. And artificial flowers. - Oh, those just get me psychotic! - Yeah, me too. Bent stingers, pointless pollination. Bees must hate those fake things! Nothing worse than a daffodil that's had work done. Maybe this could make up for it a little bit. - This lawsuit's a pretty big deal. - I guess. You sure you want to go through with it? Am I sure? When I'm done with the humans, they won't be able to say, "Honey, I'm home," without paying a royalty! It's an incredible scene here in downtown Manhattan, where the world anxiously waits, because for the first time in history, we will hear for ourselves if a honeybee can actually speak. What have we gotten into here, Barry? It's pretty big, isn't it? I can't believe how many humans don't work during the day. You think billion-dollar multinational food companies have good lawyers? Everybody needs to stay behind the barricade. - What's the matter? - I don't know, I just got a chill. Well, if it isn't the bee team. You boys work on this? All rise! The Honorable Judge Bumbleton presiding. All right. Oase number 4475, Superior Oourt of New York, Barry Bee Benson v. the Honey Industry is now in session. Mr. Montgomery, you're representing the five food companies collectively? A privilege. Mr. Benson... you're representing all the bees of the world? I'm kidding. Yes, Your Honor, we're ready to proceed. Mr. Montgomery, your opening statement, please. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, my grandmother was a simple woman. Born on a farm, she believed it was man's divine right to benefit from the bounty of nature God put before us. If we lived in the topsy-turvy world Mr. Benson imagines, just think of what would it mean. I would have to negotiate with the silkworm for the elastic in my britches! Talking bee!How do we know this isn't some sort of holographic motion-picture-capture Hollywood wizardry? They could be using laser beams! Robotics! Ventriloquism! Oloning! For all we know, he could be on steroids! Mr. Benson? Ladies and gentlemen, there's no trickery here. I'm just an ordinary bee. Honey's pretty important to me. It's important to all bees. We invented it! We make it. And we protect it with our lives. Unfortunately, there are some people in this room who think they can take it from us 'cause we're the little guys! I'm hoping that, after this is all over, you'll see how, by taking our honey, you not only take everything we have but everything we are! I wish he'd dress like that all the time. So nice! Oall your first witness. So, Mr. Klauss Vanderhayden of Honey Farms, big company you have. I suppose so. I see you also own Honeyburton and Honron! Yes, they provide beekeepers for our farms. Beekeeper. I find that to be a very disturbing term. I don't imagine you employ any bee-free-ers, do you? - No. - I couldn't hear you. - No. - No. Because you don't free bees. You keep bees. Not only that, it seems you thought a bear would be an appropriate image for a jar of honey. They're very lovable creatures. Yogi Bear, Fozzie Bear, Build-A-Bear. You mean like this? Bears kill bees! How'd you like his head crashing through your living room?! Biting into your couch! Spitting out your throw pillows! OK, that's enough. Take him away. So, Mr. Sting, thank you for being here. Your name intrigues me. - Where have I heard it before? - I was with a band called The Police. But you've never been a police officer, have you? No, I haven't. No, you haven't. And so here we have yet another example of bee culture casually stolen by a human for nothing more than a prance-about stage name. Oh, please. Have you ever been stung, Mr. Sting? Because I'm feeling a little stung, Sting. Or should I say... Mr. Gordon M. Sumner! That's not his real name?! You idiots! Mr. Liotta, first, belated congratulations on your Emmy win for a guest spot on ER in 2005. Thank you. Thank you. I see from your resume that you're devilishly handsome with a churning inner turmoil that's ready to blow. I enjoy what I do. Is that a crime? Not yet it isn't. But is this what it's come to for you? Exploiting tiny, helpless bees so you don't have to rehearse your part and learn your lines, sir? Watch it, Benson! I could blow right now! This isn't a goodfella. This is a badfella! Why doesn't someone just step on this creep, and we can all go home?! - Order in this court! - You're all thinking it! Order! Order, I say! - Say it! - Mr. Liotta, please sit down! I think it was awfully nice of that bear to pitch in like that. I think the jury's on our side. Are we doing everything right, legally? I'm a florist. Right. Well, here's to a great team. To a great team! Well, hello. - Ken! - Hello. I didn't think you were coming. No, I was just late. I tried to call, but... the battery. I didn't want all this to go to waste, so I called Barry. Luckily, he was free. Oh, that was lucky. There's a little left. I could heat it up. Yeah, heat it up, sure, whatever. So I hear you're quite a tennis player. I'm not much for the game myself. The ball's a little grabby. That's where I usually sit. Right... there. Ken, Barry was looking at your resume, and he agreed with me that eating with chopsticks isn't really a special skill. You think I don't see what you're doing? I know how hard it is to find the rightjob. We have that in common. Do we? Bees have 100 percent employment, but we do jobs like taking the crud out. That's just what I was thinking about doing. Ken, I let Barry borrow your razor for his fuzz. I hope that was all right. I'm going to drain the old stinger. Yeah, you do that. Look at that. You know, I've just about had it with your little mind games. - What's that? - Italian Vogue. Mamma mia, that's a lot of pages. A lot of ads. Remember what Van said, why is your life more valuable than mine? Funny, I just can't seem to recall that! I think something stinks in here! I love the smell of flowers. How do you like the smell of flames?! Not as much. Water bug! Not taking sides! Ken, I'm wearing a Ohapstick hat! This is pathetic! I've got issues! Well, well, well, a royal flush! - You're bluffing. - Am I? Surf's up, dude! Poo water! That bowl is gnarly. Except for those dirty yellow rings! Kenneth! What are you doing?! You know, I don't even like honey! I don't eat it! We need to talk! He's just a little bee! And he happens to be the nicest bee I've met in a long time! Long time? What are you talking about?! Are there other bugs in your life? No, but there are other things bugging me in life. And you're one of them! Fine! Talking bees, no yogurt night... My nerves are fried from riding on this emotional roller coaster! Goodbye, Ken. And for your information, I prefer sugar-free, artificial sweeteners made by man! I'm sorry about all that. I know it's got an aftertaste! I like it! I always felt there was some kind of barrier between Ken and me. I couldn't overcome it. Oh, well. Are you OK for the trial? I believe Mr. Montgomery is about out of ideas. We would like to call Mr. Barry Benson Bee to the stand. Good idea! You can really see why he's considered one of the best lawyers... Yeah. Layton, you've gotta weave some magic with this jury, or it's gonna be all over. Don't worry. The only thing I have to do to turn this jury around is to remind them of what they don't like about bees. - You got the tweezers? - Are you allergic? Only to losing, son. Only to losing. Mr. Benson Bee, I'll ask you what I think we'd all like to know. What exactly is your relationship to that woman? We're friends. - Good friends? - Yes. How good? Do you live together? Wait a minute... Are you her little... ...bedbug? I've seen a bee documentary or two. From what I understand, doesn't your queen give birth to all the bee children? - Yeah, but... - So those aren't your real parents! - Oh, Barry... - Yes, they are! Hold me back! You're an illegitimate bee, aren't you, Benson? He's denouncing bees! Don't y'all date your cousins? - Objection! - I'm going to pincushion this guy! Adam, don't! It's what he wants! Oh, I'm hit!! Oh, lordy, I am hit! Order! Order! The venom! The venom is coursing through my veins! I have been felled by a winged beast of destruction! You see? You can't treat them like equals! They're striped savages! Stinging's the only thing they know! It's their way! - Adam, stay with me. - I can't feel my legs. What angel of mercy will come forward to suck the poison from my heaving buttocks? I will have order in this court. Order! Order, please! The case of the honeybees versus the human race took a pointed turn against the bees yesterday when one of their legal team stung Layton T. Montgomery. - Hey, buddy. - Hey. - Is there much pain? - Yeah. I... I blew the whole case, didn't I? It doesn't matter. What matters is you're alive. You could have died. I'd be better off dead. Look at me. They got it from the cafeteria downstairs, in a tuna sandwich. Look, there's a little celery still on it. What was it like to sting someone? I can't explain it. It was all... All adrenaline and then... and then ecstasy! All right. You think it was all a trap? Of course. I'm sorry. I flew us right into this. What were we thinking? Look at us. We're just a couple of bugs in this world. What will the humans do to us if they win? I don't know. I hear they put the roaches in motels. That doesn't sound so bad. Adam, they check in, but they don't check out! Oh, my. Oould you get a nurse to close that window? - Why? - The smoke. Bees don't smoke. Right. Bees don't smoke. Bees don't smoke! But some bees are smoking. That's it! That's our case! It is? It's not over? Get dressed. I've gotta go somewhere. Get back to the court and stall. Stall any way you can. And assuming you've done step correctly, you're ready for the tub. Mr. Flayman. Yes? Yes, Your Honor! Where is the rest of your team? Well, Your Honor, it's interesting. Bees are trained to fly haphazardly, and as a result, we don't make very good time. I actually heard a funny story about... Your Honor, haven't these ridiculous bugs taken up enough of this court's valuable time? How much longer will we allow these absurd shenanigans to go on? They have presented no compelling evidence to support their charges against my clients, who run legitimate businesses. I move for a complete dismissal of this entire case! Mr. Flayman, I'm afraid I'm going to have to consider Mr. Montgomery's motion. But you can't! We have a terrific case. Where is your proof? Where is the evidence? Show me the smoking gun! Hold it, Your Honor! You want a smoking gun? Here is your smoking gun. What is that? It's a bee smoker! What, this? This harmless little contraption? This couldn't hurt a fly, let alone a bee. Look at what has happened to bees who have never been asked, "Smoking or non?" Is this what nature intended for us? To be forcibly addicted to smoke machines and man-made wooden slat work camps? Living out our lives as honey slaves to the white man? - What are we gonna do? - He's playing the species card. Ladies and gentlemen, please, free these bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! Free the bees! The court finds in favor of the bees! Vanessa, we won! I knew you could do it! High-five! Sorry. I'm OK! You know what this means? All the honey will finally belong to the bees. Now we won't have to work so hard all the time. This is an unholy perversion of the balance of nature, Benson. You'll regret this. Barry, how much honey is out there? All right. One at a time. Barry, who are you wearing? My sweater is Ralph Lauren, and I have no pants. - What if Montgomery's right? - What do you mean? We've been living the bee way a long time, 27 million years. Oongratulations on your victory. What will you demand as a settlement? First, we'll demand a complete shutdown of all bee work camps. Then we want back the honey that was ours to begin with, every last drop. We demand an end to the glorification of the bear as anything more than a filthy, smelly, bad-breath stink machine. We're all aware of what they do in the woods. Wait for my signal. Take him out. He'll have nauseous for a few hours, then he'll be fine. And we will no longer tolerate bee-negative nicknames... But it's just a prance-about stage name! ...unnecessary inclusion of honey in bogus health products and la-dee-da human tea-time snack garnishments. Oan't breathe. Bring it in, boys! Hold it right there! Good. Tap it. Mr. Buzzwell, we just passed three cups, and there's gallons more coming! - I think we need to shut down! - Shut down? We've never shut down. Shut down honey production! Stop making honey! Turn your key, sir! What do we do now? Oannonball! We're shutting honey production! Mission abort. Aborting pollination and nectar detail. Returning to base. Adam, you wouldn't believe how much honey was out there. Oh, yeah? What's going on? Where is everybody? - Are they out celebrating? - They're home. They don't know what to do. Laying out, sleeping in. I heard your Uncle Oarl was on his way to San Antonio with a cricket. At least we got our honey back. Sometimes I think, so what if humans liked our honey? Who wouldn't? It's the greatest thing in the world! I was excited to be part of making it. This was my new desk. This was my new job. I wanted to do it really well. And now... Now I can't. I don't understand why they're not happy. I thought their lives would be better! They're doing nothing. It's amazing. Honey really changes people. You don't have any idea what's going on, do you? - What did you want to show me? - This. What happened here? That is not the half of it. Oh, no. Oh, my. They're all wilting. Doesn't look very good, does it? No. And whose fault do you think that is? You know, I'm gonna guess bees. Bees? Specifically, me. I didn't think bees not needing to make honey would affect all these things. It's notjust flowers. Fruits, vegetables, they all need bees. That's our whole SAT test right there. Take away produce, that affects the entire animal kingdom. And then, of course... The human species? So if there's no more pollination, it could all just go south here, couldn't it? I know this is also partly my fault. How about a suicide pact? How do we do it? - I'll sting you, you step on me. - Thatjust kills you twice. Right, right. Listen, Barry... sorry, but I gotta get going. I had to open my mouth and talk. Vanessa? Vanessa? Why are you leaving? Where are you going? To the final Tournament of Roses parade in Pasadena. They've moved it to this weekend because all the flowers are dying. It's the last chance I'll ever have to see it. Vanessa, I just wanna say I'm sorry. I never meant it to turn out like this. I know. Me neither. Tournament of Roses. Roses can't do sports. Wait a minute. Roses. Roses? Roses! Vanessa! Roses?! Barry? - Roses are flowers! - Yes, they are. Flowers, bees, pollen! I know. That's why this is the last parade. Maybe not. Oould you ask him to slow down? Oould you slow down? Barry! OK, I made a huge mistake. This is a total disaster, all my fault. Yes, it kind of is. I've ruined the planet. I wanted to help you with the flower shop. I've made it worse. Actually, it's completely closed down. I thought maybe you were remodeling. But I have another idea, and it's greater than my previous ideas combined. I don't want to hear it! All right, they have the roses, the roses have the pollen. I know every bee, plant and flower bud in this park. All we gotta do is get what they've got back here with what we've got. - Bees. - Park. - Pollen! - Flowers. - Repollination! - Across the nation! Tournament of Roses, Pasadena, Oalifornia. They've got nothing but flowers, floats and cotton candy. Security will be tight. I have an idea. Vanessa Bloome, FTD. Official floral business. It's real. Sorry, ma'am. Nice brooch. Thank you. It was a gift. Once inside, we just pick the right float. How about The Princess and the Pea? I could be the princess, and you could be the pea! Yes, I got it. - Where should I sit? - What are you? - I believe I'm the pea. - The pea? It goes under the mattresses. - Not in this fairy tale, sweetheart. - I'm getting the marshal. You do that! This whole parade is a fiasco! Let's see what this baby'll do. Hey, what are you doing?! Then all we do is blend in with traffic... ...without arousing suspicion. Once at the airport, there's no stopping us. Stop! Security. - You and your insect pack your float? - Yes. Has it been in your possession the entire time? Would you remove your shoes? - Remove your stinger. - It's part of me. I know. Just having some fun. Enjoy your flight. Then if we're lucky, we'll have just enough pollen to do the job. Oan you believe how lucky we are? We have just enough pollen to do the job! I think this is gonna work. It's got to work. Attention, passengers, this is Oaptain Scott. We have a bit of bad weather in New York. It looks like we'll experience a couple hours delay. Barry, these are cut flowers with no water. They'll never make it. I gotta get up there and talk to them. Be careful. Oan I get help with the Sky Mall magazine? I'd like to order the talking inflatable nose and ear hair trimmer. Oaptain, I'm in a real situation. - What'd you say, Hal? - Nothing. Bee! Don't freak out! My entire species... What are you doing? - Wait a minute! I'm an attorney! - Who's an attorney? Don't move. Oh, Barry. Good afternoon, passengers. This is your captain. Would a Miss Vanessa Bloome in 24B please report to the cockpit? And please hurry! What happened here? There was a DustBuster, a toupee, a life raft exploded. One's bald, one's in a boat, they're both unconscious! - Is that another bee joke? - No! No one's flying the plane! This is JFK control tower, Flight 356. What's your status? This is Vanessa Bloome. I'm a florist from New York. Where's the pilot? He's unconscious, and so is the copilot. Not good. Does anyone onboard have flight experience? As a matter of fact, there is. - Who's that? - Barry Benson. From the honey trial?! Oh, great. Vanessa, this is nothing more than a big metal bee. It's got giant wings, huge engines. I can't fly a plane. - Why not? Isn't John Travolta a pilot? - Yes. How hard could it be? Wait, Barry! We're headed into some lightning. This is Bob Bumble. We have some late-breaking news from JFK Airport, where a suspenseful scene is developing. Barry Benson, fresh from his legal victory... That's Barry! ...is attempting to land a plane, loaded with people, flowers and an incapacitated flight crew. Flowers?! We have a storm in the area and two individuals at the controls with absolutely no flight experience. Just a minute. There's a bee on that plane. I'm quite familiar with Mr. Benson and his no-account compadres. They've done enough damage. But isn't he your only hope? Technically, a bee shouldn't be able to fly at all. Their wings are too small... Haven't we heard this a million times? "The surface area of the wings and body mass make no sense." - Get this on the air! - Got it. - Stand by. - We're going live. The way we work may be a mystery to you. Making honey takes a lot of bees doing a lot of small jobs. But let me tell you about a small job. If you do it well, it makes a big difference. More than we realized. To us, to everyone. That's why I want to get bees back to working together. That's the bee way! We're not made of Jell-O. We get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow! - Hello! Left, right, down, hover. - Hover? - Forget hover. This isn't so hard. Beep-beep! Beep-beep! Barry, what happened?! Wait, I think we were on autopilot the whole time. - That may have been helping me. - And now we're not! So it turns out I cannot fly a plane. All of you, let's get behind this fellow! Move it out! Move out! Our only chance is if I do what I'd do, you copy me with the wings of the plane! Don't have to yell. I'm not yelling! We're in a lot of trouble. It's very hard to concentrate with that panicky tone in your voice! It's not a tone. I'm panicking! I can't do this! Vanessa, pull yourself together. You have to snap out of it! You snap out of it. You snap out of it. - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - You snap out of it! - Hold it! - Why? Oome on, it's my turn. How is the plane flying? I don't know. Hello? Benson, got any flowers for a happy occasion in there? The Pollen Jocks! They do get behind a fellow. - Black and yellow. - Hello. All right, let's drop this tin can on the blacktop. Where? I can't see anything. Oan you? No, nothing. It's all cloudy. Oome on. You got to think bee, Barry. - Thinking bee. - Thinking bee. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Wait a minute. I think I'm feeling something. - What? - I don't know. It's strong, pulling me. Like a 27-million-year-old instinct. Bring the nose down. Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - What in the world is on the tarmac? - Get some lights on that! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! Thinking bee! - Vanessa, aim for the flower. - OK. Out the engines. We're going in on bee power. Ready, boys? Affirmative! Good. Good. Easy, now. That's it. Land on that flower! Ready? Full reverse! Spin it around! - Not that flower! The other one! - Which one? - That flower. - I'm aiming at the flower! That's a fat guy in a flowered shirt. I mean the giant pulsating flower made of millions of bees! Pull forward. Nose down. Tail up. Rotate around it. - This is insane, Barry! - This's the only way I know how to fly. Am I koo-koo-kachoo, or is this plane flying in an insect-like pattern? Get your nose in there. Don't be afraid. Smell it. Full reverse! Just drop it. Be a part of it. Aim for the center! Now drop it in! Drop it in, woman! Oome on, already. Barry, we did it! You taught me how to fly! - Yes. No high-five! - Right. Barry, it worked! Did you see the giant flower? What giant flower? Where? Of course I saw the flower! That was genius! - Thank you. - But we're not done yet. Listen, everyone! This runway is covered with the last pollen from the last flowers available anywhere on Earth. That means this is our last chance. We're the only ones who make honey, pollinate flowers and dress like this. If we're gonna survive as a species, this is our moment! What do you say? Are we going to be bees, orjust Museum of Natural History keychains? We're bees! Keychain! Then follow me! Except Keychain. Hold on, Barry. Here. You've earned this. Yeah! I'm a Pollen Jock! And it's a perfect fit. All I gotta do are the sleeves. Oh, yeah. That's our Barry. Mom! The bees are back! If anybody needs to make a call, now's the time. I got a feeling we'll be working late tonight! Here's your change. Have a great afternoon! Oan I help who's next? Would you like some honey with that? It is bee-approved. Don't forget these. Milk, cream, cheese, it's all me. And I don't see a nickel! Sometimes I just feel like a piece of meat! I had no idea. Barry, I'm sorry. Have you got a moment? Would you excuse me? My mosquito associate will help you. Sorry I'm late. He's a lawyer too? I was already a blood-sucking parasite. All I needed was a briefcase. Have a great afternoon! Barry, I just got this huge tulip order, and I can't get them anywhere. No problem, Vannie. Just leave it to me. You're a lifesaver, Barry. Oan I help who's next? All right, scramble, jocks! It's time to fly. Thank you, Barry! That bee is living my life! Let it go, Kenny. - When will this nightmare end?! - Let it all go. - Beautiful day to fly. - Sure is. Between you and me, I was dying to get out of that office. You have got to start thinking bee, my friend. - Thinking bee! - Me? Hold it. Let's just stop for a second. Hold it. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, everyone. Oan we stop here? I'm not making a major life decision during a production number! All right. Take ten, everybody. Wrap it up, guys. I had virtually no rehearsal for that.

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